Santa sarab pite pite ro pada..

Santa sarab pite pite ro pada..
Banta:: kyun ro rahe ho
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Santa:: jise bhulane ke liye pee raha tha uska
naam nahi yaad aa raha hai..lol..

Sardar was driving car very fast.

Sardar was driving car very fast. 

Trafic police caught him.

Sardar-Sir, I am learning driving.

Police-without Teacher?

Sardar-ya, its correspondence Course...

Kuch aisi cheez laana jis se main aapko SUNDAR dikhu.

Husband ko market jaate huye Wife ne paise dekar kaha: 

Kuch aisi cheez laana jis se main aapko SUNDAR dikhu.

Husband khud k liye Whisky ki 2 Bottle le aaya..

Bengali patient: Doctor sahab,

Bengali patient: Doctor sahab, 
potla-potla totti aata hai, 
khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doctor: Yeh lo dawai, 

mota-mota totti aayega,
 jaise marzi kaat ke khana

Jo assani se mile wo hai gum,

Jo assani se mile wo hai gum,
Jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
Jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
Jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai mera SMS!!!

Beta: Papa apki shadi ho gai?

Beta: Papa apki shadi ho gai?
Papa: Yes.
Beta: kis se?
Papa: apki mama se.
Beta: aap to bade hi chalak nikley ghar mai hi chakkar chala liya !

Premika: Mein Tumhare Liye Aag Pe Chal Sakti Hoon, Nadi Mein Kood Sakti Hu….

Premika: Mein Tumhare Liye Aag Pe Chal Sakti Hoon, Nadi Mein Kood Sakti Hu….
Premi: Mein Bhi Tumse Inteha Pyar Karta Hoon, Kya Tum Mujhse Milne Abhi Aa Sakti Ho ?
Premika: Pagal Ho Gaya Hai Kya, Itni Dhoop Mein Main Kaali Pad Gayi To