tera ghum maera ghum,,, ek Jaisa saNam:-D

Dukh is ka nai k hamari light nai hy
Khushi is baat ki hy k kisi ki b nahi hy:-)
hahaha
( ',')/
<))  bally bally/ >
tera ghum maera ghum,,, ek Jaisa saNam:-D

Duniya Main Khubsurat DIL Talash Karo,Chehre Nahi,

Duniya Main Khubsurat DIL Talash Karo,
Chehre Nahi, Kiyun Ke Khubsurat Chehre To Bohot Hain Lekin Khubsurat DIL Bahut Kam Hain
HAZRAT ALI (R.A)

DIL se DIL ka soda mat karna,

DIL se DIL ka soda mat karna,
RAAT bhar kisi ki YAAD mein roya mat karna
Agar ZINDAGI sukon se guzarni ho to
Kabhi kisi ko JAAN se ziyada mohabbat mat karna mari tara./.%Uff khayali tare qismat%

nobody will notice the wrinkles on your face.. :D

Free advice to women by william sexfear
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Go without bra,
nobody will notice the wrinkles on your face.. :D

Sardar: I've seen this on a porn site

During sex,
Sardar suddenly stops & remains motionless,
Girl: what the hell are you doing?
Sardar: I've seen this on a porn site
Its called 'buffering'.

Dharkan ruk gai meri to,,,
ye Sunn kar
FARAZ 
JaB Light gai aur kaam wali Maasi Ne kaha
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"what the hell is this"
U Dont have U-P-S ? :o

-u can clean ur hands from ur CLOTHS in front of dem ;)

Friends r da best!!

-u can clean ur hands from ur CLOTHS in front of dem ;)

-u can notice OTHER boys/girls passing

-u can use ur hands to eat instead of fork

-u can sip da last drop of ur cold drink by making noise wid straw :d

-u don't always have to look good

-u don't have to hide ur messages from dem

-most importantly, u can be YOURSELF!!

because u know, they love u for what u are!! 

dedicated to all dearest buddies.. stay connected!!:-)

Friendship is the rainbow between 2

Friendship is the rainbow between 2
Hearts.
Sharing seven colors of feelings
Love,
sadness,
Happiness,
Truth,
Help,
Secret,
&
Respect... :)

Arguing with men is like wrestling

Arguing with men is like wrestling with a hippopotamus in mud!

After sometime u realise that u r getting dirty & the hippo is actually enjoying it. :D

or kia Z tak jhot bolon gunah hota he yar ;)

Aap ho
A se Active
B se Best
C se Cute
D se Dashing
E se Excellant
F se Friendly
G se Great.
Bus Yaar
Bus
or kia Z tak jhot bolon gunah hota he yar ;)

Bohras Rock Bhikhari: Sahib, 5 Rupiya Apo Ne

Bohras Rock
Bhikhari: Sahib, 5 Rupiya Apo Ne.
Bohri: 100 Ni Note Che...
Tara Pase 95 Chhutta Che?
Bhikhari: Ha Che..
Bohri: To Pehla Ae Vapar Ne ...:-)

TEACHER:Last year u were in luv with that girl & this year u r in luv with other.

TEACHER:Last year u were in luv with that girl & this year u r in luv with other..
What do u think of urself?
Student:
SEMiSTER change.
SYLLABUS change.8-):-D

...Breaking news... ((Geo news lagao))

...Breaking news... ((Geo news lagao))
Abhi abhi khabar aye he ke (malir) (shah faisal)
(landhi)
(Korangi)
Ke kuch log pepsi company par aehtejaj kar rahe he aur cheekh cheekh kar poch rahe he ke
ramzan me pepsi par ( 5 ) rupe kam karoge ya hum
(roh afzah) le lein :p

>>BREAKING<< >>NEWS<<[LATEST VIDEO](',')

>>BREAKING<< >>NEWS<<[LATEST VIDEO](',')
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_/"\__// ¿¿) Altaf bhai plz mjhe maf krden, mjhse glti hogai,ANP walo ne kal party me bht pila di thi is lye mai apne hosh me nhe tha,
ye sb mjhse anjane me hogya,ap k per pkrta hun plz mjhe maf krden.
(ZULFIQAR MIRZA)

Apka Blood Group Kia Hai?

Apka Blood Group Kia Hai?
Jaldi Msg. Kr K Bataen
Shaitan Ki Tabiat Ramzan Ki Waja Se Bohat Nazuk Hy
Doctor Ne Kaha Hai K Sirf Rishtydar Ka Khoon Chalega:-P

Lafzon ki tarha dil ki kitab mein milege !

Lafzon ki tarha dil ki kitab mein milege ! 

Ya banker mehak gulabon mein milege !!

Milne ke liye ye -- dost theeik se sona ! 

Aaj raat hum aap ko khwabon mein milege !!