"Dhammaka 0ffer" Kya ap halaat se pareshan hain? Ya

"Dhammaka 0ffer"
Kya ap halaat se pareshan hain?
Ya
Kisi "DANGER" area me rehty hain?
N0 pr0blem!
Ab Karachi ki awam k liye jan 0r maal ka tahaffuz
be-had asan,
Sirf 500 Rs me pashto language course karen 0r hr musibat se chutkara paen,
Jahan chahen qabza kr k beth jaen..
Crash clases ka aghaz h0 chuka hai.!
Aj hi hamari branches,sohrab g0th,
kati pahari,
banaras ya qaidabad pe tashref laen
Language course k sath naswar bnany 0r lgany ki training Free

PATHAN Wife Sy: 1 Glass Doodh dena,

PATHAN Wife Sy: 1 Glass Doodh dena,
Wife Qameez Upar Kar k Romantic Mood Sy: Muh Laga Kr Pee Lo na G..
Pathan: Acha
Hua Haramzadi
tujh Sy
Pani Nahi Maanga :D

REMEMBER There are 2 w0rds in ur life that will 0pen many doors f0r y0u.....

REMEMBER
There are 2 w0rds in ur life that will 0pen many doors f0r y0u.....
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Push n Pull!
Ab har cheez mein philosophy nhi hoti:-P

Pthan ne galti se ksi ko 100 ka balnce bhej dia

Pthan ne galti se ksi ko 100 ka balnce bhej dia
Phir call ki
O yara hmara 100 rupy wapis kro
caller: hmare paas to 80 aya hai
Pthan: ruko hum 20 or bhejta hai

Quran me 4 masjidon k Nam hen

Quran me 4 masjidon k Nam hen
1.msjid e haram
2.msjid e AQSA
3.msjid e QUBA
4.msjid e zarar
Quran me 3 shehron k Nam hen
1.MaAKKA
2.MDINA
3.BABUL
Quran me 4 paharon k Nam hen
1.KOHE TOR
2.JODI
3.SAFA
4.MARWA
Quran me 4 dhaton k Nam hen
1.SONA
2.CHANDI
3.TAMBA
4.LOHA
Quran me 4 sabzyon k Nam Hen
1.PIYAZ
2.LEHSAN
3.KAKRI
4.SAAG
Quran me 3 Darkhton k Nam Hen
1.KHAJOR
2.ZAITON
3.BERI
Quran me 4 parindon k Nam hen
1.HUD HUD
2.ABABEL
3.KAWA
4.TEETAR.

Pehle log suraj ko dkh kr wqt ka andaza lgate the,

Pehle log suraj ko dkh kr wqt ka andaza lgate the,
Phr ek wqt aya k log ghari dkh k andaza lgane lge,
Phr logo ne apni ghari PTV or dsre chanels se mlana shru kr dien miyari tym k lye,
Or aj k log kehte hain,
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Light chali gai mtlb 8 bj gae hain. . .
"KESC" changes ur lyf style;)

Sardar Calls Airport and Asks,

Sardar Calls Airport and Asks,
"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?
Receptionist: 1 sec sir
Sardar disconnects n says
"Pee Ke bethi h kameeni" :-

Raat Kaati ße'ibadat,

Raat Kaati ße'ibadat,
Din Ko Sota Reh Gaya,
Kuch Na Paya Wo Fakat,
Roze Mei ßhoka Reh Gaya.
Think aßt it..
Sußha ßahker!

Tasawwr meiN merey jab bhi HUSSAIN -IBN- ALI(A.S) aaey,

Tasawwr meiN merey jab bhi HUSSAIN -IBN- ALI(A.S) aaey,
Khushi ki entiha yeh hai keh ankhoN meiN nami aaey.
Lagao NA'RA-E-HAIDER ibadat ka taqaza hai,
Khuda khush ho ke farmeay,na koi gham kabhi aaey.
Dar-e-jannat pe yeh keh ker merey MAULA khud aa pohnchey,
KareN gy khair maqdam ham,hamarey matami aaey.
Bar'i mushkil hai mushkil ke liay mushkil karey paida,
Kisi us shaks ki khater jisey NAD-E-ALI aaye..!

Roshni Chand se hoti hai Sitaron se nahi............ZARDARI BHOSRI K.

Roshni Chand se hoti hai Sitaron se nahi............ZARDARI BHOSRI K.
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Wardaat Berozgari se hoti hai Double Sawari se nahi

Wife 2 Husband:Aji Sunte Ho, Aate Waqt Condom ka Packet lete ana, Sab Khatam ho Gaye.

Wife 2 Husband:Aji Sunte Ho, Aate Waqt Condom ka Packet lete ana, Sab Khatam ho Gaye.
Nokrani:Baji, Aap ne tu Mere Moo ki Baat Cheen li...

Ye message itna phelao k ALTAF BHAI tak pohoch jaye.

Ye message itna phelao k ALTAF BHAI tak pohoch jaye.
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BHAI k.e.s.c walo ne aap ko gali baki he or bolrahe he ham to loadshedding karinge woh mota kia karey ga.
ALTAF BHAI action lo :

اے میرے الله تو اپنی رحمتوں کے دروازے سے ڈھیروں

اے میرے الله تو اپنی رحمتوں کے دروازے سے ڈھیروں خوشیاں :

کشاده رزق : عمر دراز : اچھی صحت :

کامل یقین : بندگی والی زندگی : اپنی رضا : اپنے رسول صلی الله عليه وسلم كی محبت اور ان کے روضے کی زیارت یہ سب میرے اس دوست کو عطا کر جو اس وقت یہ SMS پڑھ رھا ھے

( آمین )

Zanjeer-e-dar ye kehti thi k AAQA na jaiye,

Zanjeer-e-dar ye kehti thi k AAQA na jaiye,
Parindon ki thi sada k MAULA na jaiye,
Bacche pukarte the k BABA na jaiye,
Thi aasman pe goonj Shahe Wala na jaeye,
Rang Aasman ka surkh ha kesa ye raaz hy,
Dunya ma aj Ali ki Aakhri NAMAZ hy.
Dua Ma Khas Yad krjo.

WIFE k Ansu or HUSBAND k Aansu ka farq!

WIFE k Ansu or HUSBAND k Aansu ka farq! WIFE k Aansu Farmaish Puri Krwane k Lye Nikalte hen
Or HUSBAND k Ansu Unhe Pura Krte Krte Nikalte Hain!

You know what is the sweetest time of the day?It is when you PRAY.

You know what is the sweetest time of the day?It is when you PRAY. Why? Because you're talking to the One who loves you most...

Safar mai Roza maaf hy...

Zindagi aik safar hy
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Safar mai Roza maaf hy...
From,
Moulana Asif Ali Zardari....

آنکھیں بند کرکے 3 بار کہو محمد

آنکھیں بند کرکے 3 بار کہو محمد اور یہ میسج 15 لوگوں کوبھیجو انشااللہ رات کوخوشخبری ملےگی آپ کومحمدکی قسم میسج بھیجواوررات کا انتظارکرو.

Zindgi k 3 ajjeb level:

Zindgi k 3 ajjeb level:
1- Collage life- Time hai, dost hai but paisa nahi hai...
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2- Office life- Dost hai,paisa hai but time nahi hai...
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3- Old life- Time hai, paisa hai but wo dost nahi hai....
Dedicated to all sweet frnds... Spend time with them....
Thanks for being a part of my life.

Girls Don't like Ordinary, Insignificant..

Who Says
Girls Don't like
Ordinary,
Insignificant..
Cheap Things?
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WE All Like boys
Don't WE? :);-) :D :-P

haath jorta hun, yr kabi to acha sochlia karo.D

Mirchi mu k ilawa aur kahan LAGTI hai ?
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Kheton mei,
haath jorta hun, yr kabi to acha sochlia karo.D

bichadte waqt woh kar gayi baat ajib si.;-(

Guzri hai kal woh raat ajeeb si,
karte rahe woh humse chaahat ajeeb si,
ab saari zindagi tanha hi jina hoga,
bichadte waqt woh kar gayi baat ajib si.;-(

AGR 3 ANSWR SAME AYEIN TO IS KA MTLUB WO CHEZ PERFCTLY AP K UNDR HAI...snd 2 ur frnds,but rpl me 1st...

Mujh main_______ and _______ sb sy ziyada hai,
Plz ans me?
1.Ghussa
2.Pyar
3.Attitude
4.Style
5.Khobsurti
6.Masumiyat
7.Ego
8.Flirt
9.Nakhray
10.Roab
11.Simplcity
12.Wafa.
13.TALENT
14.INOCENSE
15.CARING personality
AGR 3 ANSWR SAME AYEIN TO IS KA MTLUB WO CHEZ PERFCTLY AP K UNDR HAI...snd 2 ur frnds,but rpl me 1st...

Soch lena hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hain.;-(

Aankho se armaan jiya karte hain,
Saanso se insaan jiya kartehain,
Jab jab tumhari palke jhapakti hai,
Soch lena hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hain.;-(

mujhe boltey hue wo...Usy sab kuch pasand hai Or mujhe bas Wo..

Usy barish pasand hai...mujhe barish me Wo...
AOA
Kia
Haal
Chaal ha?

Usy hasna pasand hai...
mujhe hastey hue wo..Usy bolna pasand hai.. 
mujhe boltey hue wo...Usy sab kuch pasand hai Or mujhe bas Wo..     

Ye Zamana To Aankhon K Khawab B Cheen Leta Hai.

Chaand Ko Apni Chokht Pe Sajane Ki Tamna Na Kr
"dost"
Ye Zamana To Aankhon K Khawab B Cheen Leta Hai.

Woh kehta to kinare peh hi doob jate hum.;-(

Pal pal uska saath nibhaate hum,
Ek ishare peh duniya chhor jate hum,
Samundar ke beech mein pohanch kar fareb kiya usne,
Woh kehta to kinare peh hi doob jate hum.;-(

If I have ever hurt you I'm saying sorry from depth of my heart.

One day I'll go far away in the depths of my grave,
My Real Home!
Nobody can meet me,
I'll b all alone!
I'll b afraid of dark.
But,Ur prayers may lighten my grave!
So,Please do remember me in ur prayers & forgive my last year's mistakes in this Holy month of shaban.
If I have ever hurt you I'm saying sorry from depth of my heart.
Please accept my apology.
"Shaba-e-barat Mubarak"
DMY. Ali kerai

"when ur eyes try 2 get a single look of ur love in a crowd.

Cutest feeling in this world is..
"when ur eyes try 2 get a single look of ur love in a crowd.
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And u find that he/she is already staring at u :-)

The "SECRET" of HAPPY

The "SECRET" of HAPPY
married Life,..,
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"S E C R E T"

make best use of this blessful night Lailat ul Qadar Mubarak.

The night of blessing has reached our door The moment for which we wait all round the year is just few hours away May we all can make best use of this blessful night Lailat ul Qadar Mubarak.
Dua Maa Khaas Yaad Karjo.
From:
Ammar Sukkurwala & Family

Aaj ka kaam kal pe na Choro...

<Sunehri Baat>
Aaj ka kaam kal pe na Choro...
Ho sakta hai
Kal Hartaal ho jaye.

"K Marr Jao To Tumhare Liye DUA Karen"

"Logon K Dilon Mein"
Apna Maqam iS Tarah Bana Lo"
"K Marr Jao To Tumhare Liye DUA Karen"
"Aur Zinda Ho To"
"Tum Se Milna Psand Krain"
sußha ßakher

"Hyderabad" se Hi mangwayi jayien gin... "Rehman Malik"

"News Alert"
General Kyani ki sadarat mei aaj Core commanders k eham ijlas mei ye faisla kiya gaya k Rangers / Police or mulk k tamam hassas idaron k liye
"CHOORIYAN"
"Hyderabad" se Hi mangwayi jayien gin...
"Rehman Malik"

Load shedding Se Bachny Wali Zinda Qoum Ko 14th august

1947 Ki Azadi
1958 Ka Marshal Law
1965 Jang
1971 Bangla Desh Ki Judai
77 Marshal Law
99 ki kargil war
2001 Ke Hangami Halaat
2005 Ke Zalzaly
2010 Ke Sailab
OUR 2011 KI
Mehngai
Bhook
Piyas
Khud Kush
Drone Attack
Gas
Petrol
or
Load shedding Se Bachny Wali Zinda Qoum Ko
14th august
Mubarak HO:

Agar ye bhi mein sochon to phir Log kya sochen ge...;-)

¤My Attitude to Life¤
Log mere baare mein kya sochte hain..
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Agar ye bhi mein sochon to phir Log kya sochen ge...;-)

Hävè å luvly strike;-)

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*,_good,* "*,,*"
Mörning..
Hävè å luvly strike;-)

Bar Bar Dastak Dene Se Darwaza Khulta Zarur hai.. Plzz pray 4 All

>- Agr 'ALLAH' Tumari Dua'en Pori Kr Raha hai
to Wo Tumara "Yaqeen" Barha raha hai.
>>- Agr Dua'en Pori krne me Dair kr raha hai to
Tumara"Sabar" Barha raha hai.
>>- Agr Tumari Dua'on Ka Jawab Nhi de raha
to Wo Tumen "Aazma" raha hai.
Is_lie Hamesha "Dua" Mangte Raho
K
"Dua" Aik Dastak Ki Trah hai
Aur
Bar Bar Dastak Dene Se Darwaza Khulta Zarur hai..
Plzz pray 4 All

Frndz, dua ma yaad nai karo tou chalse, magar "purika" ma yaad nai karo tou

*Frndz*
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Lailat-ul-Qadr qareeb che. Tame sagla mane
*Cadbury chocolates
*Kit-Kat
*Mars chocolates
*Paxys
*Softmint
*Polo
*Twix chocolates
*Kaju
*Badaam
*Pista
Ma zarur yaad rakhi ne barakat lai lejo.
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Frndz, dua ma yaad nai karo tou chalse, magar "purika" ma yaad nai karo tou
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Ghazab thai jaase

May G0d Bless U &Keep Sweet Smiles On Ur Face f0rever

;***;. I m
( ~_~ ) Praying(")(") That../ / \ \
May G0d Bless U &Keep Sweet Smiles On Ur Face f0rever
"E I D M U B A R A K"

Zindgi ki Uljhan'en Shararton ko Kam kar deti hain,,,,

Zindgi ki Uljhan'en Shararton ko Kam kar deti hain,,,,
Aur Hum Samjhte hain k ab Hum Bary ho gaye....

Sawalon Ka Jawaab Bhi Khud Hi Bana Laita Hay" (Hazrat Ali R.A)

"Rishton Ki Rasi Kamzor Tab Hoti Hai Jab Insan Galat Fehmi Main Paida Honey Waley Sawalon Ka Jawaab Bhi Khud Hi Bana Laita Hay"
(Hazrat Ali R.A)

Apni bebasi pe ya apni tanhai pe...:'(

Na jane kyun hame dunya magroor samjti he??
Aakhir hum ghuroor kren b to kis bat pe kren........
Apni bebasi pe ya apni tanhai pe...:'(

'ZINDAGI' me do cheezein bohat takleef deti hein..

'ZINDAGI' me do cheezein bohat takleef deti hein..
"Ek woh jis se
Mohabbat na ho
uske saath
rehna...
"Ek wo jis se
Mohabbat ho
uske baghair
rehna.

Hurr (as) Ko Kabhi Na Dekha Tha Is Zaib~o Zain Se..!

Hurr (as) Ko Kabhi Na Dekha Tha Is Zaib~o Zain Se..!
Insaan Farishta Ban Gaya Mil Kar HUSSAIN a.s Se..!

Sirf 500 Rs me pashto language course karen 0r hr musibat se chutkara paen,

"Dhammaka 0ffer"
Kya ap halaat se pareshan hain?
Ya
Kisi "DANGER" area me rehty hain?
N0 pr0blem!
Ab Karachi ki awam k liye jan 0r maal ka tahaffuz
be-had asan,
Sirf 500 Rs me pashto language course karen 0r hr musibat se chutkara paen,
Jahan chahen qabza kr k beth jaen..
Crash clases ka aghaz h0 chuka hai.!
Aj hi hamari branches,sohrab g0th,
kati pahari,
banaras ya qaidabad pe tashref laen
Language course k sath naswar bnany 0r lgany ki training Free

Ye dukh nahi ke tu ne nigah badal li mujhse Ghum

Ye dukh nahi ke tu ne nigah badal li mujhse Ghum to ye hai ke tu jeena seekh gaya humare beghair 

I have no money or villa or cars or companies like my friend John,

I told her: "I might not be rich,
I have no money or villa or cars or companies like my friend John, 
but I love you and adore you.
She looked at me with tears in her eyes and hugged me like there was no tomorrow then whispered in my ear....."
If you love me,... introduce me to John.." :-D
kamini

HUAY APNE "HAATHO ME CHORIYAAN" PEHEN LEJAY

MQM KAY TAMAM MNA,
MPA,
RABTAA COMMETI,
KTC
OR
TAMAM KARKUNAN
SE APEEL KARTEY HEN KE KARACHI K HALAT DHEKTE HUAY APNE "HAATHO ME CHORIYAAN" PEHEN LEJAY
OR
APNI JAMAT KO HAQ PARAST KEHNE K BJAYE "MUFAD PARAST" KEHNA SHURU KAR DEJAY..
FROM:
"ALL KARACHI URDU SPEAKINGS."
PLZ FRWRD TO ALL FRND.

Qayaamat K Din Mai Teray Thoray Kiye Se Raazi Ho Jaoon Ga"

Rabb-Ul-Izzat Farmaatay Hyn:
Ae Banday!
1:"Mujh Se Kal Ka Rizq Na Maang,,
Jis Tarah Mai Tujh Se Kal Ka Amal Nhi Maangta"
2:"Mai Tujhay Pasand Hoon Tou Ye Tera Haq Hy,,
K Tu Bhi Mujhay Pasand Ho"
3"Tu Meray Thoray Diye Se Raazi Ho Ja,,
Qayaamat K Din Mai Teray Thoray Kiye Se Raazi Ho Jaoon Ga"
4:"Jab Tujhay Ghussa Aaye Tou Mujhay Yaad Kiya Kr,,
Mai Apnay Ghazab K Waqt Tujhay Yaad Rakhoonga"
Subhan Allah.

"jaan i can't live widout u.

Height of insult..
Boy msgs her gf...
"jaan i can't live widout u.
Will u Marry me..???"
reply comes....
"who'z dis???
i lost my contacts". :D:D

1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate ker k record banaya..

1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate ker k record banaya..
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue k:
"App ne nahi piya
tabhi to Humne liya"

Na pehchano to Tum Hamare...!

Kaash.!!
Is haseen m0sam mai...!
Meri ankhon pe tm hath rakh do apna...!
0r
Hanste huwe kaho,
Pehchan lo to hum Tmhare...!
Na pehchano to Tum Hamare...!

Tujhy khwabon men aksar log mujh se cheen lety hain

Lahu se dil k kaghaz par koi tehrer hoti hai
To ehl-e-dil smjhty hen yehi taqder hoti hai
Tujhy khwabon men aksar log mujh se cheen lety hain
Suna hy sary khawbon ki ulat taber hoti hai
Yahi chahat kisi ko taaj ki surat nazar aye
Yahi chaht kisi k paon ki zanjee hoti hai
Wafa ki jang talwaron sy jeti ja nhi sakti
K bas Sachi mohabbat se wafa ki jeet hoti hai
ye ghazlen be-sabab likhi nhi jati mery hamdam
K shayer k tasawur men koi tasver hoti hai

"TU Mujhe Nawazta hai ye Tera Karam Hai,

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"TU Mujhe Nawazta hai ye Tera Karam Hai,
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MOULA..!"
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"Warna TERI Rehmaton K Qaabil Meri Bandagi Nahi...!!!"
assalam o alaikum.
Sußha ßakher

Khaansi ki dawa na piyo to wo TB ban jati hy..

Khaansi ki dawa na piyo to wo TB ban jati hy..
Wah wah
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Or girlfrnd time pe na badlo to wo biwi ban jate hy=)
wah wah wah
zalIm kiya keh diya...?? :-D

"Mujhe Guman Hai K Chaha Hai Bohat Zamany

"Mujhe Guman Hai K Chaha Hai Bohat Zamany Ne Mujhe..."
!...DOST...!
Main "Aziz" To Sub Ko Hoon,
Magar "Zaruraton" Ki Had Tak...

Dil ne Kaha

Dil ne kaha koi tujhe yaad kar raha hai, Maine socha ye Dil mazak kar raha hai, Fir jab aayi mujhe hichki  toh khayal aaya, ki koi hamare EMAIL ka intzar kar raha hai.