Pankh Laga Ke Mere Khawabo Ko Le Jao Kahi Door

Pankh Laga Ke Mere Khawabo Ko Le Jao Kahi Door....

~$agar~

Kambakht Raat Ko Aate Hai

Aur Sone Bhi Nahi Dete.....!!!!

Uski Bekhudi To Dekho

Uski Bekhudi To Dekho
Na Mujhe Apnata Hai Aur
Na Hi Apni Kaid Se Azad Karta Hai

Par Ye Na Socha K Taqdeer To Khuda Likhta Hai.

*=*
Apne Hathon Ki
Hatheli Per Us Ka
Naam To Likh
Lia
*=*

Par Ye Na Socha K Taqdeer To Khuda Likhta Hai.

Ye Hi ÄLLÄH Se Hy DUÄÅÄ Hämäri.

Chäänd Se Röshän Hö Rämzän Tümhärä
Ibäädät Se Bhärä Hö Rözä Tümhärä
Här RÖZA ör NÄMÄZ Hö Qäbööl Tümhäri
Ye Hi ÄLLÄH Se Hy

DUÄÅÄ Hämäri.

(She starts crying) Father: mazak kar raha hun toilet gaya hai :Dhahahahaha:D

Girl:Im having heart surgery today
Boy:I know
Girl:I lov u
Boy:I lov u more,much more
After surgery
when the girl woke up,only her father is next to her bed
Girl:Where is he?
Father:u don't know who gave u the heart?
Girl:What?
(She starts crying)

Father: mazak kar raha hun toilet gaya hai :Dhahahahaha:D

Agr kamyab hua to mere liye warna tary leay..!!!

Operation se Pehlay doctor ne Pholon k haar mangway
Mariz:Ye kis liye
Doctor putar Mera 1st opertion ha

Agr kamyab hua to mere liye warna tary leay..!!!

SARDAR: Lo dasso o khotaiya "This is Language"

1 SARDAR or American Siri paaye kha rahe thay.
American k hath mei bakray ki zaban agai
American: Wats dis?
SARDAR: Lo dasso
o khotaiya

"This is Language"

Tub mene he kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kardo Ab mat p0chna

Itni roshni hy lite km krdo
Sar mei dard hy pani dum krdo
Dia jab apni Behn ka rishta PEPSI walo ne muje
Tub mene he kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kardo

Ab mat p0chna

Stdnt:O chup krja mama ethy mai parchiaan ghlat sbjct di leaya tenu pen pncil di agg lgi ae

Sir in exam:Y r u so confusd?
Did u 4gt ur pen
Rol# slip
Calculator

Stdnt:O chup krja mama ethy mai parchiaan ghlat sbjct di leaya tenu pen pncil di agg lgi ae

I write only.. 1 line pehli raat mubarak dmy

With the ink of Love,
And the pen of Hope,
On the page of Best wishes,
I write only.. 1 line

pehli raat mubarak dmy

Girls: Lo Hum har gaye Chalo ab dikhao.

"Class me girls & boys ka sher-o-shairi ka muqabla ho raha tha..
Boys:Hum jeet k dikhayen gy!

Girls: Lo Hum har gaye Chalo ab dikhao.

Dukan dar bola: 'BORI dikha dun? Print wali nayi aye hai :-D Dekh yar 'Baloch nikla..

Hum to shalwar-kamez ka kapra lene gaye thay..
F@raz!
Dukan dar bola: 'BORI dikha dun? Print wali nayi aye hai :-D
Dekh yar 'Baloch nikla..

Zindagi Apni Masti Mein Jia Kar

Zindagi Apni Masti Mein Jia Kar
Ishq Boht Buri Cheez Hai Na Kia Kar
Tuu Apna Pura Dehaan Mustaqbil Pe Mor De

Ishq Mohabbat Or Sari Bachiyan mujh Pe Chor De.

She responds, 'This is the dress of love.' 'Well,' he says to her, 'go iron it first.:D

An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband.
The mother asks the daughter, 'What are you doing naked?'
The daughter responds, 'This is the dress of love.'
When the mother returns home, she strips naked and waits for her husband.
When her husband arrives, he asks her, 'What are you doing naked?'
She responds, 'This is the dress of love.'
'Well,' he says to her, 'go iron it

first.:D

Mukka b aisa hi khaye gi phir :-P

   FULL FANTAR
Boy proposes a girl
Boy: I love u!
Girl: Thappar parega aik!
Boy:
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.
.
.
.
.

Mukka b aisa hi khaye gi phir :-P

Hum wo khud garz hain jinko khud se bhi pyar nhi..

Kis qadr tujhko chaha kabhi ghor to kr
Itne to hum apny b talabgar nhi
Wo tum ho jis se ulfat hy warna

Hum wo khud garz hain jinko khud se bhi pyar nhi..

PEPSI 65 Ki...

Mubarak ho...
Pakistan 64 ka ho gaya..
Aur...
PEPSI 65 Ki...

Happy Independence Day..!!

Dusri bigarti hai to "Shuru" ho jati hai..

What's the difference between "Watch" & "Wife"?
Aik bigarti hai to "Bund'' ho jati hai..,

Dusri bigarti hai to "Shuru" ho jati hai..

Roz mera sms mood fresh.. . . :) G0od m0rning !

Roz 1 Apple no doctor,
Roz 1 Tulsi patta no cancer,
Roz 1 lemon no fat,
Roz 1 cup dudh no bone problems,
Roz 3 litre pani skin saf,
Roz mera sms mood fresh.. . . :)

G0od m0rning !

'BAKRA Eid' Pe AAP "QURBAAN"

Apki Hansi Pe DIL Qurban
Apki Khushi Pe JAAN Qurban
Apki Muskan Pe ZINDGI Qurban
Aur Agr AAPKA
SMS aana Band Hua To Aane wali
'BAKRA Eid'

Pe AAP "QURBAAN"

Jisko b ankhen lgao Use bata dena k 2 Suutte lgane k bad hi khulti hain.

1 Chrsi eyes donate krne gya.
After opration
Dr. asks:
Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Chrsi:

Jisko b ankhen lgao Use bata dena k 2 Suutte lgane k bad hi khulti hain.

Har Baat Pe Em0ti0nal Mat Huwa Kar0:P

Life Mein Chahe Kitne Bhi Dukh Miley Ghum Miley
Apne Aansu Beh Jaane Dena R0kna Mat Kyun K
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Ruke Huwe Paani Mein DENGUE K Machar Paida H0te Hein :P :D

Har Baat Pe Em0ti0nal Mat Huwa Kar0:P

I miss you each day in my life

I miss you each day in my life

I miss you each day in my life

I miss you each time you leave

I miss you each time you say goodbye


I miss everything about you

I miss your smile and your laughter

I miss your tender touch of humor


I miss your gentleness and kindness

I miss you when you leave my sight

I miss you all the time


I miss you when you're so far away

I miss you with all my heart

I miss you in my thoughts


I miss you at my side

I miss looking at your eyes

I miss your kisses and your touch

I miss you so much

I miss you every moment

I miss you everyday

I miss you soooo much!

AAJ FIR KUCH KAMI HAI TERE BAGAIR

AAJ FIR KUCH KAMI HAI TERE BAGAIR

NA RANG HAI NA ROSHNI HAI TERE BAGAIR

WAQT BHI APNI RAFTAAR SE CHAL RAHA HAI

BAS.....

DHADKAN THAMI HAI TERE BAGAIR...... .!

Hakikat na puch mere fasane ki,

Hakikat na puch mere fasane ki,

Tere jate hi badal gayee najar jamaane ki,

Log kahete hai ki khush hu mai,

Lekin meri to aadat hai gum me muskurane ki.

Tu kahi bhi rahe tujh par ye iljam to hai,

Tu kahi bhi rahe tujh par ye iljam to hai,

Tere hatho ki lakiro me mera naam to hai,

Tu mujhe apana maan na man,

Tu jamane me mere naam se badnam to hai.

RET PER NAAM HUM KABHI LIKHTE NAHI

RET PER NAAM HUM KABHI LIKHTE NAHI

RET PER LIKHE NAAM KABHI TIKTE NAHI

LOG KEHTE HAI KI HUM PATTHAR DIL HAI

LAKIN PATTHRON PER LIKHE NAAM KABHI MITTE NAHI........ .!