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Tuesday, 31 December 2013 0 comments

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!

Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun 

mar rhe ho?

Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.

Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.

Pathan Bola:

O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum 

kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe 

kehta hai


TERI BHABI SE !!.
Posted by Funmaza at 22:09
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Msjid k leay chnda ki apeal ho rhe the,

Msjid k leay chnda ki apeal ho rhe the,

 1 admi khara ho k khta he ma bulb lgva don 

 ga 
Dosra:ma tube lgva don ga 


Pthan josh ma a k khta ha ma cable lgva don 

 ga :-)
Posted by Funmaza at 22:08
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Sardar ji to Pathan: Khan saab aapki sab se

Sardar ji to Pathan: Khan saab aapki sab se 

barri taaqat kya hai? 

Pathan: Hamara beta. 

Sardar ji: Aur sabse barri kamzori? 

Pathan: TUMHARA BETA...!!


Posted by Funmaza at 22:07
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4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,

2 charh gaey

To train men logon ne kaha

WELDONE

Pathan: khaak well done?


Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay.
Posted by Funmaza at 22:06
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Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par

Pathan ka challenge 

Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par 

utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.
.
Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye
.

Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho 

tum !
Posted by Funmaza at 22:05
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1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah Se Awlaad ke lie dua mangta raha .

1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah Se Awlaad ke lie 

dua mangta raha
.
1 din Pathan ke pas Farishta aa kar bola:

Khan sahb tujhe Allah ka wasta hai


Pahly Shadi tu kar le
Posted by Funmaza at 22:04
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Jin: Kya Hukm hy Meray Aaqa?

Jin: Kya Hukm hy Meray Aaqa? 

PATHAN: Ek Shair suna do

Jin: Hukm Krien,Bakwas nhi,,, 

Myn Jin hoOn FARAZ nhi 

PATHAN: Wah Wah Kya Shair hy...
Posted by Funmaza at 22:03
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Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
.
2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty
Posted by Funmaza at 22:01
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Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe


Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.

.
2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty
Posted by Funmaza at 22:01
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1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe se hukka pi raha tha

1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe se hukka pi raha

tha


Dost ne pocha: Etny lambay pipe se kion pi 

rahay ho?
.

Pathan: Doctor Sahb ne tambako se door 

renhy ka kaha hai
Posted by Funmaza at 22:01
Monday, 30 December 2013 0 comments

What kisses mean!

What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=....
lets not get carried away!

Posted by Funmaza at 02:15
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Yeh zara zara si baat per, Tarha tarha ka azaab kiyon?

Yeh zara zara si baat per,
Tarha tarha ka azaab kiyon?

Jo kisi say bhi khafa na ho,
Mujhey us khuda ki talash hai.

Mujhey laghzishon pay her ghari,
Koi tokta hay baar baar.

Jisay ker k dil ko dukh na ho,
Mujhey us gunah ki talash hai,

Bina Humsafar k kab talak,
Koi musafaton main laga rahay.

Jahan koi kisi say juda na ho,
Mujhey us raah ki talash hay.

Mujhey daikh ker jo aik nazar,
Meray saray dard samajh sakay.

Jo is qadar ho Chara-e-gar,
Mujhey us nigaah ki talaash hay.
Posted by Funmaza at 02:14
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To come in my dreams. Good Morning...!

She came today
Early morning
Start fighting
Her complain was
Who the hell
Permitted you
To come in my dreams.

Good Morning...!
Posted by Funmaza at 02:12
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Don't start your day with the broken pieces of yesterday.

Don't start your day
with the broken pieces of yesterday.
Every day is a fresh start
Each day is a new beginning.
Every morning we wake up
is the first day of our new life.

~ Good Morning ~
Posted by Funmaza at 02:11
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Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice,
and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who are helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
Ameen.Eid Mubarak.
Posted by Funmaza at 02:10
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Arguing with stupid people

Arguing with stupid people
is like killing the Mosquito
on your cheek.
You might or might not
kill it, but you'll end up
slapping yourself.
Posted by Funmaza at 02:09
Sunday, 29 December 2013 0 comments

Need Someone To Simply

Sometimes we need someone to simply be there
 
Not to fix anything or do anything in particular,
 
but just to let us feel we are supported and cared about

Posted by Funmaza at 21:35
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Always Think Of You

Posted by Funmaza at 21:35
Thursday, 26 December 2013 0 comments

*Ultra Height Of Laziness*

Posted by Funmaza at 23:49
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"Salam" "Arz" Hai, Jawab "Qarz"Hai,


"Salam" "Arz" Hai,
Jawab "Qarz"Hai,
Dena Farz"Hai,
Na Dena"Marz" Hai,
Na Koi"Gharz" Hai,
Bus Itna Sa"Arz" Hai,
AP Kaisy ho?
Ye jan'na To hamara farz hai


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Posted by Funmaza at 23:49
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Humein Bhi Pata Tha K Log Badal Jaate Hain ""

Posted by Funmaza at 23:48
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