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Wednesday, 8 January 2014 0 comments

Status original hona chaey

Status original hona chaey
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Copied to yeh walaa b ha.:P: D
Posted by Funmaza at 02:12
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Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Attendence.. 

Pappu 

Yes Sir 

Bablu 

Yes Sir 

Tinku 

Yes Sir 

Ullu 

?? 

Ullu 

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Ullu 


Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
Posted by Funmaza at 02:12
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.



This describes everything you are not…
Posted by Funmaza at 02:11
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Hurry up. fill in the blanks with HAAN or NAHI

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with HAAN or NAHI

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi


4.__________main pagal hi hu
Posted by Funmaza at 02:11
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FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? 
SON: Under Water, Dad. 
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean? 

SON: They are Below C Level
Posted by Funmaza at 02:10
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If ever in your life u r very sad n

If ever in your life u r very sad n
feel that u have lost everything,
I will come, hold ur hand,

take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
Posted by Funmaza at 02:10
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Life main wo karo jo khud chao,

Life main wo karo jo khud chao,
wo b karo jo apne chahe bcoz

apno ko apno se hi kuch ummid hoti hai
Posted by Funmaza at 02:07
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Duniya bhi kitni ajeeb jagha hy...

Duniya bhi kitni ajeeb jagha hy... 
yahan 100 KG anaaj ki bori jo utha sakta hy wo khreed nahi sakta

 or jo khreed sakta hy wo utha nahi sakta
Posted by Funmaza at 02:07
Tuesday, 7 January 2014 0 comments

Number choose karen 1 se 10

Number choose karen 1 se 10

tak aur

Main ap ko bataon ga k ap ki

personality kesi hy..
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Bal k yaar ap rehny hi do.


Ap wyse hi chawal sy lgtein hyn.
Posted by Funmaza at 21:37
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Girl: Pados wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti hain..

Girl: Pados wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti hain..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

AB TUMHARI BARI HAI

Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend: Kaise ?

Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main unk Gaal kheench k kehti..


AB AAP KI BARI HAI
Posted by Funmaza at 21:36
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billi dum kuy hilate he..........?

billi dum kuy hilate he..........?

batano na kyun........?

batano na kyun ........?


mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko 

nahi hila sakhti
Posted by Funmaza at 21:35
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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye
phir wo hotel mein phuchen
unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha
ek burger kha raha tha

aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
Posted by Funmaza at 21:35
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FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? 

SON: Under Water, Dad. 

FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean? 


SON: They are Below C Level
Posted by Funmaza at 21:34
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Ek admi kabar par betha tha,

Ek admi kabar par betha tha,

musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???


admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag 

rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.
Posted by Funmaza at 21:34
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If ever in your life u r very sad n

If ever in your life u r very sad n
feel that u have lost everything,
I will come, hold ur hand,

take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
Posted by Funmaza at 21:34
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Hotho se jo choo liya,

Hotho se jo choo liya, 

Ehsaas Aab tak hai, 

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab 

tak hain... 


Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi...-

hai
Posted by Funmaza at 21:31
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Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..

Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 
2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay. 

PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola 



hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?
Posted by Funmaza at 21:26
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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.

 1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
Posted by Funmaza at 21:26
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Pathan Sms1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht 

Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola: 


Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"
Posted by Funmaza at 21:26
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Girl to pathan: How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?

Girl to pathan: How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?

pathan: 4 apples

Girl: U can eat only 1 apple because when u eat 2nd apple then ur stomach is not empty.

pathan: Wah yar kamal kr diya, main apny doston ko b bataon ga,

Pathan to his frnd: How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?

Frnd:6 apples


pathan: O jaa yar jay tu 4 kehnda ty bra shugal lagna c
Posted by Funmaza at 21:25
Monday, 6 January 2014 0 comments

A boy told his girlfriend-

Posted by Funmaza at 21:21
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W0 Samny Howay To AjaB Saniha Howa,

Posted by Funmaza at 21:21
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Most romantic line

Posted by Funmaza at 21:21
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Un ki na thi khata, Hum hi kuch ghalat

Posted by Funmaza at 21:20
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Do Chaar Lafz Pyaar Ke Le Kar Main Kya

Posted by Funmaza at 21:20
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