Bengali patient: Doctor sahab,

Bengali patient: Doctor sahab, 
potla-potla totti aata hai, 
khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doctor: Yeh lo dawai, 

mota-mota totti aayega,
 jaise marzi kaat ke khana

Jo assani se mile wo hai gum,

Jo assani se mile wo hai gum,
Jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
Jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
Jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai mera SMS!!!

Beta: Papa apki shadi ho gai?

Beta: Papa apki shadi ho gai?
Papa: Yes.
Beta: kis se?
Papa: apki mama se.
Beta: aap to bade hi chalak nikley ghar mai hi chakkar chala liya !

Premika: Mein Tumhare Liye Aag Pe Chal Sakti Hoon, Nadi Mein Kood Sakti Hu….

Premika: Mein Tumhare Liye Aag Pe Chal Sakti Hoon, Nadi Mein Kood Sakti Hu….
Premi: Mein Bhi Tumse Inteha Pyar Karta Hoon, Kya Tum Mujhse Milne Abhi Aa Sakti Ho ?
Premika: Pagal Ho Gaya Hai Kya, Itni Dhoop Mein Main Kaali Pad Gayi To

Arrange Marriage Ki Ek Satik Paribhasha

Arrange Marriage Ki Ek Satik Paribhasha
Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga

Aur Love Marriage Ki….
Pehle Istemal Karein Phir Vishwas Karein

Ek Jhooth Mein Roz Bota Hoon,

Ek Jhooth Mein Roz Bota Hoon,
Jo Mujhe Nark Mein Le Jaayega…
Wo Ye Ki Jab Roz Meri Biwi Taiyar Hokar Ye Poochti Hai
Mein Kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon ?

Baat aage badhane ke liye

3rd class ka Bachcha: Madam, main aapko kaisa lagta hoon?
.
Madam: So sweet.
.
Bachcha: To main apne Mummy Papa ko kab bheju aapke ghar?
.
Madam: Kyun?
.
Bachcha: Baat aage badhane ke liye.
.
Madam: Yeh kya bakwass hai..!
.
.
Bachcha: Tution ke liye... Kya Madam! Aap bhi na kasam se Text padh-padhke bigad gayi ho

Hum tumhaari bivi ka BP dekhe ga....

Ek pathan ne ek doctor ki khoob pitaai ki....

logon ne pucha...

khan sahab kya ho gaya, 

kyun itna naraaz ho rahe ho....

pathan ghusse se bola....

ye fakir ka aulaad....

bolta hai hum tumhaari bivi ka BP dekhe ga....