Santa sarab pite pite ro pada..

Santa sarab pite pite ro pada..
Banta:: kyun ro rahe ho
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Santa:: jise bhulane ke liye pee raha tha uska
naam nahi yaad aa raha hai..lol..

Sardar was driving car very fast.

Sardar was driving car very fast. 

Trafic police caught him.

Sardar-Sir, I am learning driving.

Police-without Teacher?

Sardar-ya, its correspondence Course...

Kuch aisi cheez laana jis se main aapko SUNDAR dikhu.

Husband ko market jaate huye Wife ne paise dekar kaha: 

Kuch aisi cheez laana jis se main aapko SUNDAR dikhu.

Husband khud k liye Whisky ki 2 Bottle le aaya..