Santa sarab pite pite ro pada..

Santa sarab pite pite ro pada..
Banta:: kyun ro rahe ho
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Santa:: jise bhulane ke liye pee raha tha uska
naam nahi yaad aa raha hai..lol..

Sardar was driving car very fast.

Sardar was driving car very fast. 

Trafic police caught him.

Sardar-Sir, I am learning driving.

Police-without Teacher?

Sardar-ya, its correspondence Course...

Kuch aisi cheez laana jis se main aapko SUNDAR dikhu.

Husband ko market jaate huye Wife ne paise dekar kaha: 

Kuch aisi cheez laana jis se main aapko SUNDAR dikhu.

Husband khud k liye Whisky ki 2 Bottle le aaya..

Bengali patient: Doctor sahab,

Bengali patient: Doctor sahab, 
potla-potla totti aata hai, 
khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doctor: Yeh lo dawai, 

mota-mota totti aayega,
 jaise marzi kaat ke khana

Jo assani se mile wo hai gum,

Jo assani se mile wo hai gum,
Jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
Jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
Jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai mera SMS!!!

Beta: Papa apki shadi ho gai?

Beta: Papa apki shadi ho gai?
Papa: Yes.
Beta: kis se?
Papa: apki mama se.
Beta: aap to bade hi chalak nikley ghar mai hi chakkar chala liya !

Premika: Mein Tumhare Liye Aag Pe Chal Sakti Hoon, Nadi Mein Kood Sakti Hu….

Premika: Mein Tumhare Liye Aag Pe Chal Sakti Hoon, Nadi Mein Kood Sakti Hu….
Premi: Mein Bhi Tumse Inteha Pyar Karta Hoon, Kya Tum Mujhse Milne Abhi Aa Sakti Ho ?
Premika: Pagal Ho Gaya Hai Kya, Itni Dhoop Mein Main Kaali Pad Gayi To

Arrange Marriage Ki Ek Satik Paribhasha

Arrange Marriage Ki Ek Satik Paribhasha
Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga

Aur Love Marriage Ki….
Pehle Istemal Karein Phir Vishwas Karein

Ek Jhooth Mein Roz Bota Hoon,

Ek Jhooth Mein Roz Bota Hoon,
Jo Mujhe Nark Mein Le Jaayega…
Wo Ye Ki Jab Roz Meri Biwi Taiyar Hokar Ye Poochti Hai
Mein Kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon ?

Baat aage badhane ke liye

3rd class ka Bachcha: Madam, main aapko kaisa lagta hoon?
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Madam: So sweet.
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Bachcha: To main apne Mummy Papa ko kab bheju aapke ghar?
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Madam: Kyun?
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Bachcha: Baat aage badhane ke liye.
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Madam: Yeh kya bakwass hai..!
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Bachcha: Tution ke liye... Kya Madam! Aap bhi na kasam se Text padh-padhke bigad gayi ho

Hum tumhaari bivi ka BP dekhe ga....

Ek pathan ne ek doctor ki khoob pitaai ki....

logon ne pucha...

khan sahab kya ho gaya, 

kyun itna naraaz ho rahe ho....

pathan ghusse se bola....

ye fakir ka aulaad....

bolta hai hum tumhaari bivi ka BP dekhe ga....

Jb Bhi Teri Deed Ka

Jb Bhi Teri Deed Ka

Jb Bhi Teri deed ka imkan rahega,

 

Dil or pareshan pareshan rahega,

 

Chalo door reh kr khwabön me milte hen,

 

Milne ka yehi raasta aasan rahega.

 

Good Nite ...

Thinking Of U This Lovely Morning

Thinking Of U This Lovely Morning

Thinking of U This Lovely Morning,

As the Sun Starts Shining,

So My Dear Charming,

Here is My Good Morning,

Keep Smiling Morning Till Evening.

Never Blame Any Day In Your Life

Never Blame Any Day In Your Life

Never blame any day in your life.

Good days gives you happiness,

bad days gives you experience,

worst days gives you a lesson.

Have a great day.

Good Morning..!!

All Smiling Persons Are

All Smiling Persons Are

All Smiling persons are not the happiest Persons

But they are the best actors of life

Hiding all pains in their smile..

Good Morning:-)

Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne Chaku Dekha

Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne Chaku Dekha

Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia

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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na

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Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

Do Not Count What U Have Lost

Do Not Count What U Have Lost

Do not count what u have lost.

Just see what u have now,

Because past never comes back

But sometimes future can give

U back ur lost things! good night.

Bass,, yaad karo Dil' se ye Ehsan hi kafi hai..

Dil'k liye ye Arman hi kafi hai,
Aap k honton ki Musskan'hi kafi hai,.
Aap mujh se bat karo ya na karo,

Bass,, yaad karo Dil' se ye Ehsan hi kafi hai..

Bass,, yaad karo Dil' se ye Ehsan hi kafi hai..

Dil'k liye ye Arman hi kafi hai,
Aap k honton ki Musskan'hi kafi hai,.
Aap mujh se bat karo ya na karo,

Bass,, yaad karo Dil' se ye Ehsan hi kafi hai..

I want to be the next President of the USA.

Sardar calls up White House & says
I want to be the next President of the USA.
Obama: Are you an idiot?

Sardar: Why? Is it compulsory?;-):-P