Par Ye Na Socha K Taqdeer To Khuda Likhta Hai.

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Apne Hathon Ki
Hatheli Per Us Ka
Naam To Likh
Lia
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Par Ye Na Socha K Taqdeer To Khuda Likhta Hai.

Ye Hi ÄLLÄH Se Hy DUÄÅÄ Hämäri.

Chäänd Se Röshän Hö Rämzän Tümhärä
Ibäädät Se Bhärä Hö Rözä Tümhärä
Här RÖZA ör NÄMÄZ Hö Qäbööl Tümhäri
Ye Hi ÄLLÄH Se Hy

DUÄÅÄ Hämäri.

(She starts crying) Father: mazak kar raha hun toilet gaya hai :Dhahahahaha:D

Girl:Im having heart surgery today
Boy:I know
Girl:I lov u
Boy:I lov u more,much more
After surgery
when the girl woke up,only her father is next to her bed
Girl:Where is he?
Father:u don't know who gave u the heart?
Girl:What?
(She starts crying)

Father: mazak kar raha hun toilet gaya hai :Dhahahahaha:D

Agr kamyab hua to mere liye warna tary leay..!!!

Operation se Pehlay doctor ne Pholon k haar mangway
Mariz:Ye kis liye
Doctor putar Mera 1st opertion ha

Agr kamyab hua to mere liye warna tary leay..!!!

SARDAR: Lo dasso o khotaiya "This is Language"

1 SARDAR or American Siri paaye kha rahe thay.
American k hath mei bakray ki zaban agai
American: Wats dis?
SARDAR: Lo dasso
o khotaiya

"This is Language"

Tub mene he kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kardo Ab mat p0chna

Itni roshni hy lite km krdo
Sar mei dard hy pani dum krdo
Dia jab apni Behn ka rishta PEPSI walo ne muje
Tub mene he kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kardo

Ab mat p0chna

Stdnt:O chup krja mama ethy mai parchiaan ghlat sbjct di leaya tenu pen pncil di agg lgi ae

Sir in exam:Y r u so confusd?
Did u 4gt ur pen
Rol# slip
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Stdnt:O chup krja mama ethy mai parchiaan ghlat sbjct di leaya tenu pen pncil di agg lgi ae