Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha

2 Shandar dimagh
Pathan & Sardar
Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha
Sardar:
iSKa To Moo He Band Hy.
Pathan:

Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Hua Hy.

Boy : Hi My lovely .. (Sending fails)

Girl: Hi Baby :*
Boy : Hi My lovely .. (Sending fails)
Girl : Are u here? :\
Boy: Yes Yes im here (sendingfails)
Girl: Are u ignoring me or what!!! :s
Boy: Honey im not... Im right here... (Sending fails)
Girl : It s over... dont u ever talk to me again! :@

Boy: Damn! Go 2 hell :@ (Message sent) :o

Wife setting paswrd 4 hr Fcebok id, with hsbnd sittng beside her

Wife setting paswrd 4 hr Fcebok id, with hsbnd sittng beside her
She type ''BRAIN'' as pasword. Husbnd fel of his chair, laughng
Coz
Cmptr said "too small":-P

"Us Ne Aik Baar Kaha Tha"

"Us Ne Aik Baar Kaha Tha"
"Pyar Sirf Mujh Se Karna"
"WASI"

"Phir Aj Tak Hum Ne Mohabbat Ki Nigah Se Kabhi Khud Ko Bhi Nahi Dekha"

Ak molvi, ek Aurat se takra gia, Aurat gusey se!

Ak molvi, ek Aurat se takra gia, Aurat gusey se!
Ap ko shrm nai ati, daarhi rakh kr takker mar rahy hain.

Molvi! Muhtrma ye daarhi hy breakain nai;->

Meera ki gali mein golian chal rhe thi.

Meera ki gali mein golian chal rhe thi.
Mera ny police ko fon kia or complain ki ky,
Mr Inspectr, fast come bcoz The tablets r walking in my street:-D

Larne ki kya baat hai ek din aap den ek din ammi dengi.:-P

1 dulhan kaam nahi karti thi.
Maa betay se boli k main jharoo dongi to tum bolna k ammi rehne den,main de donga..
Is tarha isko shram aaegi..
Jab maa jharu dene lagi to beta bola k main donga..
Us pe dulhan boli k
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Larne ki kya baat hai ek din aap den ek din ammi dengi.:-P