A fairy saw a lion chasing a rabbit in forest. She asked both to stop. "I wil grant u both 3 wishes"

A fairy saw a lion chasing a rabbit in forest. She asked both to stop. "I wil grant u both 3 wishes"
lion:I wish all lions in forest, except me, be female.
Rabbit wished for a helmet.
Lion thought that the stupid rabbit is wasting his wish.
Lion: "I wish all lions in next forest be female"
Rabbit asked for a bike.
Lion was shocked again.
Lion: "make every lion in the world, female except me"

Rabbit grinned, started his bike n said "Make this lion gay":D

The waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab.

A crab was running on the sea shore.
The waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab.
Crab asked: Being my friend, y r u clearing my beautiful footprints..
Waves replied: A fishermn was following ur footprints to catch u, thats y i cleared it off.

"Friendship is caring beyond imagination:)"

1 Kaali African larki ko jaadugar ne jadu se Par laga diye.

1 Kaali African larki ko jaadugar ne jadu se Par laga diye.
Larki khush ho k boli:
Wow!
Kya ab mein Pari ban gai?
Jaadugar:

Kaddu.. Tu Chimgadar ban gai hai :p

Hair transplant ki company k add pe likha tha:

Hair transplant ki company k add pe likha tha:
" Sheher say aaien ya pind se....

Hamen hamdardi hai sirf aapki tind say :D "

He rubbed her ans n pased it to another girl n she replied YES

A boy sees a beautiful girl sittin rite nxt to him n writes in a paper "i luv u,do u luv me?"
n passes d paper to her
She replies:NO
he didnt giv up
He rubbed her ans n pased it to another girl n she replied YES
N the Moral of d story
is definitely nt wt u think
Its:

Save earth, recycle paper

Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha

2 Shandar dimagh
Pathan & Sardar
Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha
Sardar:
iSKa To Moo He Band Hy.
Pathan:

Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Hua Hy.

Boy : Hi My lovely .. (Sending fails)

Girl: Hi Baby :*
Boy : Hi My lovely .. (Sending fails)
Girl : Are u here? :\
Boy: Yes Yes im here (sendingfails)
Girl: Are u ignoring me or what!!! :s
Boy: Honey im not... Im right here... (Sending fails)
Girl : It s over... dont u ever talk to me again! :@

Boy: Damn! Go 2 hell :@ (Message sent) :o