Hum wo Dost hain jo har kisi ko nahi milte...

Hum wo phool hain jo roz nahi khilte..
Ye wo hont hain jo kabhi nahi silte..
Hum se bichro gay to ehsas hoga..
Hum wo Dost hain jo har kisi ko nahi milte...

Shaadi sey pehle to tum meray liya pyar bhare sheir kehte they!

BV:
Shaadi sey pehle to tum meray liya pyar bhare sheir kehte they!
Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hai
Bv:
Phir b 'JÄÅÑ' koi to sher keh do!
Husband:
Lo sunö
Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaey mujh par

Wahin hojawon me dafan :D

Husband : I am in the public toilet just next to that jewellery shop:-P

Woman to her husband : where the hell r u
Husband : darling do u remember dat jewelry shop where u saw a necklace nd totally fell in love with it nd I didn't have money that time but I said "baby it'll be urs 1 day" ?
Wife : yeh I remember my love!!

Husband : I am in the public toilet just next to that jewellery shop:-P

How long is journey 4rm Punjab 2 America?

Sardar Makes Call 2 Airport n Asks
How long is journey 4rm Punjab 2 America?
Receptionist: 1 sec sir.
Sardar disconnects n says:

"Pee k bethi hy saali"

General: in red shirt if i got shot,my soliders wouldnt see my blood so they wont b discouraged...

Soldier to general: sir! A small enemy group is atacking....
General: quickly bring me my red shirt..
After enmies defeat
solider:sir why the red shirt?
General: in red shirt if i got shot,my soliders wouldnt see my blood so they wont b discouraged...
Solider:sir 100 enemny tanks r atackin...

General: hurry up! Bring me my yellow trouser....:-D

A fairy saw a lion chasing a rabbit in forest. She asked both to stop. "I wil grant u both 3 wishes"

A fairy saw a lion chasing a rabbit in forest. She asked both to stop. "I wil grant u both 3 wishes"
lion:I wish all lions in forest, except me, be female.
Rabbit wished for a helmet.
Lion thought that the stupid rabbit is wasting his wish.
Lion: "I wish all lions in next forest be female"
Rabbit asked for a bike.
Lion was shocked again.
Lion: "make every lion in the world, female except me"

Rabbit grinned, started his bike n said "Make this lion gay":D

The waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab.

A crab was running on the sea shore.
The waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab.
Crab asked: Being my friend, y r u clearing my beautiful footprints..
Waves replied: A fishermn was following ur footprints to catch u, thats y i cleared it off.

"Friendship is caring beyond imagination:)"