Hum"Mar"Bhi" "gae" to" hamari yaaden"

Hum"Mar"Bhi" "gae" to" hamari yaaden"

 tum" Se"Wafa"karen" Gi" "AY DOST.. 

Ye" mat" samjhna" ke" hum"Ne" Tumhen"chaha" 

tha" sirf"chor" Dene" ke"liy*

BoyFrnd: Tum Kitne Baje Uthti Ho

BoyFrnd: Tum Kitne Baje Uthti Ho 

GirlFrnd Apna Koi Time Nai Jab Dil Kare Sojati Ho oR Jab Dil Kare Uth Jati Ho 

BoyFrnd: Noty Girl Tum Bilkul Mere Lund Jesi Ho

"GOLF" Bewkufo Ka Khel Hai "Danda Haath Me,

"GOLF" Bewkufo Ka Khel Hai "Danda Haath Me, 

Aur Ball Hole Me" Game ka Maza to tab aataa hai, 

Jab ball ( . )( . ) Hath Me Aur Danda Hole Me ho...!a

Apni takdeer sajaty hen tery Matam se

 Apni takdeer sajaty hen tery Matam se Khuld ki raah py jaty hn tery Matam se Apna to izhar e aqeedat ka salika ye he hy Hum naya Sal manaty hen Tery Matam se

DAWA Khudai Ka hy aur Maloom nhi drwaze pr Kon hy.

BEST ANSWER Shetan ne 1 bar Firon K gate pr dastak di, 

Firon ne Pocha Kon? Shetan ne Kaha Lanat ho tujh pr DAWA 

Khudai Ka hy aur Maloom nhi drwaze pr Kon hy.

Marne k bad kr sakun Matam Hussain kai

Afsos mujhko hy k ada kar na paunga Choti c meri zindagi me Gham Hussain Ka Meri Qabr me chorna itni jagah Ya RAB Marne k bad kr sakun Matam Hussain kai

Jeans pehn kr jb me tayar hota

Jeans pehn kr jb me tayar hota Utha k mobile bike pe sawar hota To log chhat pe aa kr kehte 'Jaani' Kash ye meri beti ka pyar hota! ;) !.-*