"Dhammaka 0ffer" Kya ap halaat se pareshan hain? Ya

"Dhammaka 0ffer"
Kya ap halaat se pareshan hain?
Ya
Kisi "DANGER" area me rehty hain?
N0 pr0blem!
Ab Karachi ki awam k liye jan 0r maal ka tahaffuz
be-had asan,
Sirf 500 Rs me pashto language course karen 0r hr musibat se chutkara paen,
Jahan chahen qabza kr k beth jaen..
Crash clases ka aghaz h0 chuka hai.!
Aj hi hamari branches,sohrab g0th,
kati pahari,
banaras ya qaidabad pe tashref laen
Language course k sath naswar bnany 0r lgany ki training Free

PATHAN Wife Sy: 1 Glass Doodh dena,

PATHAN Wife Sy: 1 Glass Doodh dena,
Wife Qameez Upar Kar k Romantic Mood Sy: Muh Laga Kr Pee Lo na G..
Pathan: Acha
Hua Haramzadi
tujh Sy
Pani Nahi Maanga :D

REMEMBER There are 2 w0rds in ur life that will 0pen many doors f0r y0u.....

REMEMBER
There are 2 w0rds in ur life that will 0pen many doors f0r y0u.....
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Push n Pull!
Ab har cheez mein philosophy nhi hoti:-P

Pthan ne galti se ksi ko 100 ka balnce bhej dia

Pthan ne galti se ksi ko 100 ka balnce bhej dia
Phir call ki
O yara hmara 100 rupy wapis kro
caller: hmare paas to 80 aya hai
Pthan: ruko hum 20 or bhejta hai

Quran me 4 masjidon k Nam hen

Quran me 4 masjidon k Nam hen
1.msjid e haram
2.msjid e AQSA
3.msjid e QUBA
4.msjid e zarar
Quran me 3 shehron k Nam hen
1.MaAKKA
2.MDINA
3.BABUL
Quran me 4 paharon k Nam hen
1.KOHE TOR
2.JODI
3.SAFA
4.MARWA
Quran me 4 dhaton k Nam hen
1.SONA
2.CHANDI
3.TAMBA
4.LOHA
Quran me 4 sabzyon k Nam Hen
1.PIYAZ
2.LEHSAN
3.KAKRI
4.SAAG
Quran me 3 Darkhton k Nam Hen
1.KHAJOR
2.ZAITON
3.BERI
Quran me 4 parindon k Nam hen
1.HUD HUD
2.ABABEL
3.KAWA
4.TEETAR.

Pehle log suraj ko dkh kr wqt ka andaza lgate the,

Pehle log suraj ko dkh kr wqt ka andaza lgate the,
Phr ek wqt aya k log ghari dkh k andaza lgane lge,
Phr logo ne apni ghari PTV or dsre chanels se mlana shru kr dien miyari tym k lye,
Or aj k log kehte hain,
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Light chali gai mtlb 8 bj gae hain. . .
"KESC" changes ur lyf style;)

Sardar Calls Airport and Asks,

Sardar Calls Airport and Asks,
"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?
Receptionist: 1 sec sir
Sardar disconnects n says
"Pee Ke bethi h kameeni" :-