Arrange Marriage Ki Ek Satik Paribhasha

Arrange Marriage Ki Ek Satik Paribhasha
Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga

Aur Love Marriage Ki….
Pehle Istemal Karein Phir Vishwas Karein

Ek Jhooth Mein Roz Bota Hoon,

Ek Jhooth Mein Roz Bota Hoon,
Jo Mujhe Nark Mein Le Jaayega…
Wo Ye Ki Jab Roz Meri Biwi Taiyar Hokar Ye Poochti Hai
Mein Kaisi Lag Rahi Hoon ?

Baat aage badhane ke liye

3rd class ka Bachcha: Madam, main aapko kaisa lagta hoon?
.
Madam: So sweet.
.
Bachcha: To main apne Mummy Papa ko kab bheju aapke ghar?
.
Madam: Kyun?
.
Bachcha: Baat aage badhane ke liye.
.
Madam: Yeh kya bakwass hai..!
.
.
Bachcha: Tution ke liye... Kya Madam! Aap bhi na kasam se Text padh-padhke bigad gayi ho

Hum tumhaari bivi ka BP dekhe ga....

Ek pathan ne ek doctor ki khoob pitaai ki....

logon ne pucha...

khan sahab kya ho gaya, 

kyun itna naraaz ho rahe ho....

pathan ghusse se bola....

ye fakir ka aulaad....

bolta hai hum tumhaari bivi ka BP dekhe ga....

Jb Bhi Teri Deed Ka

Jb Bhi Teri Deed Ka

Jb Bhi Teri deed ka imkan rahega,

 

Dil or pareshan pareshan rahega,

 

Chalo door reh kr khwabön me milte hen,

 

Milne ka yehi raasta aasan rahega.

 

Good Nite ...

Thinking Of U This Lovely Morning

Thinking Of U This Lovely Morning

Thinking of U This Lovely Morning,

As the Sun Starts Shining,

So My Dear Charming,

Here is My Good Morning,

Keep Smiling Morning Till Evening.

Never Blame Any Day In Your Life

Never Blame Any Day In Your Life

Never blame any day in your life.

Good days gives you happiness,

bad days gives you experience,

worst days gives you a lesson.

Have a great day.

Good Morning..!!