LUX Walo Ne Muj Se 5 Cror Ka Sawal Pocha?

LUX Walo Ne Muj Se 5 Cror Ka Sawal Pocha?
"Pakistan Mai Aisa Kon Hai Jo Saal Mai 1 Bar Nahata Hai?
Yaqen Karo 5 Cror Pe Laat Mar di Mgar Tumhara Naam Nhi Lia.

Sardar-Koi Aisi Gali Bana Jo Kissi Ne Suni Na Ho

Sardar-Koi Aisi Gali Bana Jo Kissi Ne Suni Na Ho
Pathan-Duniya K Saare LUnd 1 Jhopde Mein
Sardar-Wah
Pathan-Aur Woh Jhopde Teri wife K Bh00sde Mein..

When someone is so sweet to u, dont expect he will b like that all the time

When someone is so sweet to u, dont expect he will b like that all the time
Coz even the sweetest chocolate has an expiry date
Me??? I'm different
I'm alcohol!
No expiry, the older the better and
Addictive too :D

Start Abrivations

 Aries___________Romantic
Taurus_________Attitude
Cancer_________Intelligent
Capricorn_______Smart
Gemini_________Dashing
Leo____________Caring
Libra___________Sincere
Pieces__________Hardworking
Sagittarius______Lovely
Scorpio_________Simple
Virgo___________Beautiful
Aquarius________Cute what's yours ? ;)

If You are Genius solve it.

If You are Genius solve it.
4___4___4___4=20
In blanks me aap (plus, minus, divide, multiply k sign laga skte hain). 

Badshah: Aaj ager kisi ne muje koi naya phal pesh kia to mein usy inaam donga.

Badshah: Aaj ager kisi ne muje koi naya phal pesh kia to mein usy inaam donga.


Next day: 1wazir ne badshah ko bair pesh kia.
Badshah bht ghusa hua or hukum diya k ye bair is ki gand me daal do.


Wazir kabhi rota tha or kabhi hansta tha.


Jub logo ne pocha k tm hans kiun rhy ho or ro kiun rhy ho?


To wazir bola k dard ki waja se ro rha hon or hans is liye rha 


hon k bahar line mein 1 admi Tarboz le kr khara hai.

Student: bhag, taiz bhag, bhag teri maa ki... ;-) hahaha

Teacher:
Btao k fast, faster , fastest forms ko urdu mai kesay kahey gen?
Student: bhag, taiz bhag, bhag teri maa ki... ;-) hahaha

....Mujhe apne "KHULOS" Per itna to yaqeen hai '

....Mujhe apne "KHULOS" Per itna to yaqeen hai '
....Log mujhe "CHHOR" to sakte hain mager mujhe "BHOOL" nahe sakty...
.....

3 Chinese Chu, Bu and Fu went to USA

3 Chinese Chu, Bu and Fu went to USA
n decided to americanize their names.
Chu became Chuck,
Bu became Buck and
Fu decided to return to China. :-D

Mai ne to us Kameene Master ka ghar Bhi dekh lya hai sath

Father:
Itne kum marks....?!
2 thaparr lagne chahiyen!!
Beta:
Han Papa!
Mai ne to us Kameene Master ka ghar Bhi dekh lya hai sath chalainge....!

Aa raha hy na Mu mein pani??

Fluffy and soft outside
Creamy n yellow inside
gift of summer season
Aa raha hy na Mu mein pani??
Guess what it is
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Moti tazi chipkali

T0u saale sawal bhi t0u ek hi tha

Bahut dard h0ta hy jab teacher b0lta hy k tumhara or tumhare aage wale ka Answer ek hy
Tab Dil se awaz ati hy
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T0u saale sawal bhi t0u ek hi tha

Angel- give him MEERA for trying to be over smart:-) :P:P:

Angel- wat do u want?
Boy- a beautifull girl.
Angel- if u r muslim i'll give u katrina
if u r a hindu i'll give u karena
if u r christian i'll give u Angelina,
whats ur name?
Boy- sheikh vinod fernandes,
Angel- give him MEERA for trying to be over smart:-) :P:P:

Kyun na karon Main apne Doston ki parwah

Kyun na karon Main apne Doston ki parwah
Ye dost hi to hain jo Kandhy par utha kr le jaye gy Akhri manzil ki janib.. I love my frndz.

2011- Zor se chillana taake usay lage pehli baar ha.

Larkiyo ki jab shadi hoti hai to unki saheliyan kya kehti hain:
1980- Ghabrana mat, wo jo kare karne dena
2011- Zor se chillana taake usay lage pehli baar ha.

Na Qafan K Rahy Na Dafan K Rahy..

Judai Uski Kitni Ajeeb Thi
.-.,.-.
'-.,.DOST
Na Safar K Rahy
Na Watan K Rahy,
Tukray Huway Jism K Itne K
Na Qafan K Rahy Na Dafan K Rahy..

Gandhi ki Qabar kis Mulk me hai??

  (G.K. TEST)
Gandhi ki Qabar kis Mulk me hai??
1. India
2. Bangladesh
3. Kashmir
4. Khatmandu
reply fast...! 

Aaage Mummy ki marzi

Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi.
Aaage Mummy ki marzi

Nice words by a friend to other friend----

Nice words by a friend to other friend----
"My one hand is enough to fight against da whole world..
if u hold da other one...":-)

100-larkay Ghumte hain tere jese...

Lrki! apne boyfrnd k0 nraz krne k baad sms pe kesy mnati hai:
1st Hour: Sorry
2nd Hour: Sorry plz
3rd Hour: plz bs 1 dfa baat kro
4th Hour: Plz reply jan
5th Hour: Plz itna naraz mt ho.
6th Hour: Iam sorry i will die agr tm ne baat nai ki...
7th Hour: Dafa ho,
100-larkay Ghumte hain tere jese...
Sar pe he charha ja rha hai bhaar main ja...
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Boy: Sorry DEAR blnce nai tha...>*
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Girl: O0oh...
its 0k l0ve yOu jaN !!.. $tRäÑgÉrZ ..!!

LUN maafi mangda ay.

Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun pakar kr bv se bola:
lun phudi mangda ay
1dafa chod k
15min bad dobara bola
lun phudi mangda ay
2sri bar chodta hai
3rd time panjabi ka lun murjha k latak gaya
lekn us ki bv ful garam hogai or boli:
phudi Lund mangdi ay
panjabi bola:
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LUN maafi mangda ay.

I am Veena"

"I am Veena"
Lun ki dushman SEX me hy jeena
"I am Veena"
Shareefon ki nhi aarzu,
Chody mujhe koi Kameena
"I am Veena"
Doodh peena to sirf mere Mammon se he peena
"I am Veena"
Maar Maar k Phudi meri, nikalo mera Paseena
"I am Veena"
Maaro meri Phudi or lga do 9wan maheena
"I am Veena"
Jisny msg aagy frwd na kiya
"me uski behan wo mera bhai kamena"
"I m veena"

arey yaar apne niche dekho.....!

Larkiyan 4 chizo ki diwani hoti hain'
1. Make up..
2. Mobile phones..
3. Shopping..
4. ______
(Ninche dekho)
arey yaar apne niche dekho.....!

Mere khare Lun ko sula deta ha

Najane kis Bat ki Mujy tu saza Deta ha
Mere khare Lun ko sula deta ha
Muddat se teri Gand nahi Dekhi gando
Kya is Tarah koi apne THOKU ko Bhula Deta hai;-

Matti pe tarapta raha GHAREEB ka LASHA,

Matti pe tarapta raha GHAREEB ka LASHA,
Aur mehv- e- tamasha khari RANGERS rahi sari,
Lgta hy k wo majma e Islam nahin tha,
Majmy mn khara koi Musalman nahin tha,
Mujrim hi sahi sahib e Imaan tha aakhir,
kafir b ho to phir b wo insaan tha aakhir,
Arsh e Barin larza hai koi shor bapa hai,
MOULA ki adaalat me kisi Maa ki sada hai,
Ro ro k falak kehta raha ehl e zameen ko,
Ye zulm gavara nahin YASRAB k AMEEN ko,

~ASSLAM-o-ALIKUM.OR GOOD MORNING.

* " * , * " * , * "
' * Suhani * "
" * Morning main
" * " * " * " * " * "
" * Chanchal " *Mood Main
" * " * " * " * " * "
" * Thandi thandi
Hawoon Main " *
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" * " Dil se nikli Duwaon k sath *" * Sab se phlay ap ko Pyara sa

~ASSLAM-o-ALIKUM.OR GOOD MORNING.

Chahta hy k hr subha tujhe

Asslam o Alaikum
,;**:. .:**:,
*, DIL ,* "*, ,*" TU
Chahta hy k hr subha tujhe
Anmol khazana
Bhejon
Lekin

mere Daman mein Duaon k siwa kch B nae.
GOOD M0RNinG

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein 


Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. 

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets 


Jeeto: Why 3? 


Santa: For you and your parents 

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? 


Santa: Suicide karne ke liye 


Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? 


Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye 

Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. 


Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? 


Santa: I'm falling in love. 

NASA to SATYANASA

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the 


name 


from 


NASA to SATYANASA 

Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage

Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe 


ghoom 


rahi thi... 


Jeeto: Koun si film thi ? 


Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi ! 

Ek din attitude hum bhi dikhaenge.....

Ek din attitude hum bhi dikhaenge.....


Jee bhar ke sab ko hum bhi rulaenge...


Paidal chal rhe honge dost sare..


Aur hum aaram se kandho pe let kar jaengay:@

BV sharabi shohr ko theek kerne k liye Kala Libas Pehan kr khari ho gai

BV sharabi shohr ko theek kerne k liye Kala Libas Pehan kr khari ho gai




Shohar Jhomty howy
Kon ho tum ?
BV:churail
Shrabi:
Hath mila main teri Behan ka Shohr.

Smtimez its better to bunk a class and do masti with friends..

Smtimez its better to bunk a class and do masti with friends..


Bcoz..
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Today when i look back..
Marks never make me laugh but memories do!:-):-D

Do not count wht u hv lost.

Do not count wht u hv lost. Just see wht u hv now, b'coz past never comes back but sometimes future can give us back our lost things.

You are like a beautiful flower,

You are like a beautiful flower,
which BLOSSOMS in all its beauty and splendour.
May it spread lots of LOVE and HAPPINESS in your world.

Past is experience! Present is experiment!

Past is experience! Present is experiment! Future is expectation! Use ur experience in ur experiment 2 acheive ur expectations & enjoy life...!

Frndship is a silent gift of nature.

Frndship is a silent gift of nature.
More old,more strong.More deep,more clear.More close,more warm&Less words
more undrstanding.

But look 4a loyal heart which will Miss U Everyday!!.. . . .

Never look 4 Beauty,It will fade away1day. 
Never look4good Skin,it will grow old1day. 
But look 4a loyal heart which will Miss U Everyday!!.. . . .

Always be happy,

Always be happy,
Always wear a smile, not because life is full of reasons to smile but because your smile itself is a reason for others to smile. 

Jo door ho usy kbi juda na smjna,

Jo door ho usy kbi juda na smjna,


jo dil me ho usy kbi bewafa na smjna,


waqt or halat mjbur kr dete hen kbi kbi,


jo intzar me chup ho usy kbi khafa na smjna.

Once a guy with purple, green n blue hair was standing next to an old man.

Once a guy with purple, green n blue hair was standing next to an old man.


The old man started staring at him.
Boy: Wht's up oldie? Never did anythng wild?
The old man replied: Yeah! fucked a peacock once. ...Wondering if u r my son....!!:-D

Best line written in front of a Masjid in New York:

Best line written in front of a Masjid in New York:


"Always belive in God, because there are some questions in grave (qabr) that cannot be answerd by Google."

Height Of Khush Fehmi..

Height Of Khush Fehmi..


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A Man Marrying His Own Secretary
Thinking That She Will Still Follow
His Orders As Before:-D

Ek dard musalsal mujhe sony nahi deta.

Ek dard musalsal mujhe sony nahi deta.


dil sabar ka aadi hy wo mujhe rony nahi deta.


main us ka hoon ye raz to wo jan gaya wo kis ka he?


ye sawal mujhe sone nahi deta

Khuda ka Shukar

Khuda ka Shukar


Hai k,
Pani Be-Rang
Hota Hai,,,:
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wasi
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Warna Raaton ko
Bheeg Jaanay
Waly Takiye
buhat Raaz khol
Diya karte..!

Dunya me hazaron dost banao

Dunya me hazaron dost banao
Lekin un hazaron me 1 dost aesa banao
Jb hazaron log aap k khilaf hon tu
Wo aap k saath un hazaron k khilaf ho.

Mujhe apny kirdaar pe itna tu yaqeen hai mohsin"

Mujhe apny kirdaar pe itna tu yaqeen hai mohsin"




koi mujhe choor tu sakta hai magar bhula nahien sakta

Hukm-e-KHUDA say Chalta hoon may kainaat may..!

"Pani say Sawal"


Sailaab ki tarha jo chala aa raha hay tu..!
Kitny hi ghar zameen may dafna chuka hy tu..!
Ay zindagi ki jaan..! Qaza kyon bana hy tu..?
Shayad ab admi k amal say khafa hy tu..!
Lekin bata ye mujh ko ay dharti k dil k chain..!
Us waqt tu kahan tha K piyasy thay jab HUSSAIN (a.s)?..!


"Paani ka Jawaab"


Hukm-e-KHUDA say Chalta hoon may kainaat may..!
AASHOOR ko may qaid tha lekin furaat may..!
Meri har aik mouj thi MOLA k haat may..!
Wo imtehaan-e-sabr tha SHEH ki hayaat may..!
Warna yazeed ko usi nuqsaan ki tarha..!
Karta fana main NOOH (a.s) k toofaan ki tarha..!

2 hejray kahin ja rahay thay.

2 hejray kahin ja rahay thay.




Achanak 1 gir giya aur zor zor se rone laga


Doosra tasali dete huwe bola


Uth, Fozia,
Mard ban, meri Behan :-D =P

Baap Ne CONDOM Ka Packt Kharida

Father & Son At Medical Store:


Baap Ne CONDOM Ka Packt Kharida


Son: Papa Ye Kya Hy


Baap: Dengi Machhar Marne Ki Dawai


Son: Lo Bhenchod choot me B ghuss gya!

The Way You Behave When You Have Every Thing.!

Two Things Define Your Success In life. 
The Way You Manage When You Have Nothing.!
&
The Way You Behave When You Have Every Thing.!

Bachey paida karne ka muqabla tha, har admi ko 1, 1 BV di gayi.

Bachey paida karne ka muqabla tha, har admi ko 1, 1 BV di gayi.


7 saal bad result ye raha.


Panjabi: 3
Sindhi: 5
Balochi: 7
Pathan: 1


Sub ne pathan se kaha k 1 Q?


Pathan: Kuttey k bacho mai ne abhi b kamal kya hai. MUJHE TO KHUSRA DIA THA..

Never sacrifice happines 4 achievement.

Never sacrifice happines 4 achievement.
We r al here 4 special reason.
Stop being a prisoner of ur past.
Become the architect of the future.

Jitni Muhbat Mili Sari Baant Di Dunya Walon Ko

Jitni Muhbat Mili Sari Baant Di Dunya Walon Ko *"Fazal"""* Jab Hum ne Jholi Phelaai To kisi Ne Dard K Siwa Kuch Na Dia.

Kameenay ne facebook ka passward mang liya' :p

Reason explained by a girl after break-up:




'Agar wo jaan bhi mang leta to hans k de deti


Lekin


Kameenay ne facebook ka passward mang liya' :p

Larkiyan sab se ziyada garam kab hoti hen!

Larkiyan sab se ziyada garam kab hoti hen!


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Jab unhen bukhar hota hy


Yar tujhe pata to hy k me gande sms nai karta phir bi.

Main Raat ko kya Laga kr Soya kron?

Larki Doctor se:


Meri Skin Buhat Ziada Mulayem, Soft aur Sensitiv ha aur Mera Rung B buhat Gora hai, Main Raat ko kya Laga kr Soya kron?




Doctor: "KUNDI"

1 larkay ko larki se pyar ho gya lekin larki ne usy thukra dia

1 larkay ko larki se pyar ho gya lekin larki ne usy thukra dia


Larkay ne kaha tum 100 din k andar mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi
Or larka din rat barish main dhoop main us k ghar k samne khara raha
99th din larki ko waqae larkay ki muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi lekin jab wo larkay ko milne gyi to larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz mila jis par likha tha


Tere chakkr main teri behan set ho gyi hai


Sorry Baji...*.

Motorway Police ne car driver pathan ko rok k kaha,

Motorway Police ne car driver pathan ko rok k kaha,


Ap ne seatbelt baandhi hui hey
is lye apko 1 Lakh inaam dya jata hy,
Ap is inaam ka kya krogy?
Pathan: Main is inaam sy apna driving licence bnwaon ga
Pathan ki maa boli: Iski bat ka yaqeen mat kro Ye sharab p k kuch b bolta hy,
Uska baap neend se jaga aur police ko dekh k bola:
Muje pata tha k chori ki car men hum ziyada door nai ja sakty
diggi se awaz ai:
Khan Sb!
hum ny border paar kr liya kiya:-

FroM state Bank.

Jis k pas 500 k bary Not haiy Wo Aaj Say Gand Main Lai LAIN,


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FroM state Bank.

A Girl in her bedroom shouted

A Girl in her bedroom shouted


Ah

Ah

Ah

Ah

Ah








Ahh...haachhii !!

She's sufferng frm cold

Tumhe to bs
_____ msgs
ka chaska laga hai.
sudhar jao.:P

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi
to
tumhare liye.  

removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, 
Banta asks: Y r u
removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only' 

Santa asks: Who r u?

Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai 

Ankhon Me Phir jazb hua Ik dard ka samundar Aur

Ankhon Me Phir jazb hua Ik dard ka samundar Aur
aaj ek he boond me dooba ek samandar Aur

Rabt mera jab bahar ki duniya say toot ta he
ek sansaar janam leta hey merey ander

Fikr-O-Ghutan Bewaqt Ki dastak BeRabt awazein
Isakey alawa Deta bhi kya Mujhko Mera Ghar Aur

Usaki Jhulasti Rooh pay Rakh do merey badan ki Chaanw
merey pighaltey Jism par Likh do Ek dopahar Aur

Uska Akhiri Teer Bachcha Hey meri Akhiri Saans
Kaher Baher soorat Tootega Ek na ek par Aur

subah ki peheli Kiran talak me ban jaaounga khawab
Tu Bhi Mujhmey Kar ley Basera sirf raat bhar Aur

Dus man ki mitti ke neechey tau daba hey mera jism
Kya bigdega Laa ke lagaa do Ik paththar Aur

‎"Mujhse NAFRAT kro ya MOHBAT

‎"Mujhse NAFRAT kro ya MOHBAT

Dono mere Haq me behtar hen

Q k agr tum NAFRAT kroge to me tumhari Gand phar dunga

"Agr MOHBAT kroge to Gand maar dunga! :d

Ksi k liye PHOLON se b KHOBSORAT ho"TUM".

MUHABBAT ki ik pyari si morat ho"TUM

Ksi ki ZINDGI ki zrorat ho"TUM

KHOBSORAT to phol b hote hen

Lakin,

Ksi k liye PHOLON se b KHOBSORAT ho"TUM".

Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar k saath Bus Stop per deekha

Pathan ko 1 lawaris Bandar milla
Woh Ussay Police Station le gaya

Inspector:

Issay Zoo le jao


Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar k saath Bus Stop per deekha

Inspector:

Issy Zoo nhi le k gy?

Pathan:

Kal gaye thy

khob ghome

Bara Maza aya

aaj Sea View ja rahy hain....:-)

Sir G odi application ayi hai odi saas mar gai he.

SHAITAANO KA SCHOOL

Attendance

YAjoj Mjoj
Yes sir

Zakoota
Yes sir

Firaon
Yes sir

Ebles
Yes sir


Zardari
Sir G odi application ayi hai odi saas mar gai he.

shabash phir se parho:-D

Pe wao zabar po



noon saa kin



kaaf alif zabar kaa
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shabash phir se parho:-D

Mareez: Dil k opration k bad mjhe "DANCE" aur" PAISY" achay lagne lagy hay,

Mareez: Dil k opration k bad mjhe "DANCE" aur" PAISY" achay lagne lagy hay,

Kiya me jawan ho gaya hon?

Dr: Nahi tumhe jo dil lagaya hai wo "KHUSRY" ka Hai.

Sir; Kuch B Nähi Bus Dönö Nängi Hön Tö Jään Nikäl Deti Häin:..!

Teächer: Bijli Ki Tär Äur Lärki Mein Kiä Färk Häi?

STUDENT: Sir; Kuch B Nähi Bus Dönö Nängi Hön Tö Jään Nikäl Deti Häin:..!

Uske to takiye k Niche bhi Hamesha Gaajar, Muli, Milte hain...!

Boy; Aunty, Aapki Beti itni Slim kaise hy.?

Aunti: Meri Beti Salad ki Bohat Shaukin hy.,

Uske to takiye k Niche bhi Hamesha Gaajar, Muli, Milte hain...!

Son: LO Bhenchod phudi Mein B guss gay.

Father & Son At Medical Store, Baap Ne CONDOM Ka Pack Kharida,

Son: papa Ye Kya Hai?

Baap: Chohay Marne Ki Dawai

Son: LO Bhenchod phudi Mein B guss gay.

Pathan:To tumne hamara Maa k 7 q shadi kia hm bdla lega Tmse.

Pathan apny bap sy:
Hamara shadi krwao

Bap:kis k 7?

Pathan:dadi k 7

Bap:
nalaik wo hmara Maa he
Pathan:To tumne hamara Maa k 7 q shadi kia hm bdla lega Tmse.

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Kya bhrosa?
>>Mobile ka
>>Battry ka
>>Charger ka
>>Network ka
>>Balance ka
>>Life ka
>>Time ka
>>Isi liye meri tarf sy ap ko
>>bohat bohat
>>Advance
<<<"Eid MUBARAk">>>

>>Or ye<<<"Eid card 4u">>>

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Hmary Sath rabta rakho gay t0h Genral knowldge barhy gi ;-):-D

Zindgi Me 2 Baaten Hamesha Yad Rakhna

1.Hawa Chalti Hy To Patty Hilty Hen
2.Or Jub Nhi Chalti To Nahi Hilty

Hmary Sath rabta rakho gay t0h Genral knowldge barhy gi ;-):-D

American safeer ne kaha he jis nam k sath

American safeer ne kaha he jis nam k sath
"Muhammad"
ajae to hamara compter use kabol
nhi krta musalmano apne aaqa ka nam "Muhammad "
itna istmal karo k khabis amrikion ke computer fail ho jain jzakallah ager "Muhammad"ke ghulam ho to sms age zaroor farward karo.
Or agr amreca k ghulam ho to delete
kr do

Fouran LuLLi Khari Karli.

Ek Larka oR Ek Larki
Farm-House Mai Akele Night Stay Karne Jate Hain.















Lo Bhai





Fouran LuLLi Khari Karli.
<('.')> \'''\ /''!==>

Some Question Marriage

Q1- shadi krna q zruri hai ?
Ans:


Q2- Rukhsati k waqt dulhan k 7 aik lrki q jati hai ?
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Q3- Dulha dulhan ko muh dekhai q deta hai ?
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Q4- Rukhsati ke time dulhan apni maa ko pakar kar q roti hai ?
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Q5- Valima mein khana kis cheez ki khushi mein dia jata
hai ?
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Q6. Shadi ki date larki wale q dete hain
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Send ur all friends and get intersting ans.Mujay Jawb Zaurar Dena.

Ajib dastan hoti hy Dosti ki,

Ajib dastan hoti hy Dosti ki,

Larna, mlne se bhi acha lgta hy!

Lar k manane wale b hote hyn kch,

To kch ko chirhana acha lgta hy!

Dost k muu se kch sunne k lye,

Usko tapana bhi acha lgta hy!

Khatm hi nae hoti ye baten apni,

To kbhi khamosh reh kr muskurna acha lgta hy!

2 doston me lgta hy,

Ml gai dunya sari,

Baqi sb ko
phr,

Bhol jana acha lgta hy!

Yaro hmesha sath rhna,

Mjhko apna yarana acha lgta hy!

Subha"bakhair
Hv"a nice dy"
Alwys b happ¥"

Waqt ke panno ko palat kar kuch yaad aata hai,

Waqt ke panno ko palat kar kuch yaad aata hai,
wo gujra kal jaise Dll chahta hai,
Kabi bitaye the lamhe sath milkar,
aaj un Dosto ko dekhne ko Dil taras jata hai...

Behti hawao se awaj aayegi,

Behti hawao se awaj aayegi,
Har dhadkan se fariyad aayegi,
Bhar denge aapke Dil me Dosti itni,
Ki saans bhi loge to sirf meri yaad aayegi...

Socha na tha ki kabhi Dosti hogi,

Socha na tha ki kabhi Dosti hogi,
Dil jiske liye ro sake waisi ulfat hogi,
ab jannat ki galiyon ka rasta kyu dekhu....
Jaha tum ho wahi se jannat suru hogi....

Dilse likhi bate Dil ko chu jati hai...

Dilse likhi bate Dil ko chu jati hai...
aksr ankhe hi baat kah jati hai...
Kuch log Dosti ke mayne badal dete hai...
aur kuch logo ki Dosti se dunia badal jati hai....

Jitni Muhbat Mili Sari Baant Di Dunya Walon Ko

Jitni Muhbat Mili Sari Baant Di Dunya Walon Ko *"Fazal"""* Jab Hum ne Jholi Phelaai To kisi Ne Dard K Siwa Kuch Na Dia.

''GAZAL'' Main ne kaha mere liye bhi dua kro,

       ''GAZAL''
Main ne kaha mere liye bhi dua kro,

us ne kaha is ki fikar na kiya kro,

main ne kaha mere zehan pe rehta hai bojh sa,

us ne kha chupke se ro liya kro,

main ne kaha ratoon ko neend nhe ati,

us ne kaha sone ki koshish to kya kro,

main ne kaha dil me teri yadain hain,

us ne kaha dil ko samjhaya kro,

main ne kaha tere milne ki umeed hai kiya?

Us ne kaha qismat pe bhrosa kiya kro.                                      

Interviewer :Let me check you in english..

Interviewer :Let me check you in english..

Interviewer:Tell me the opposite of good
Sardar: Bad
Interviewer: Come
Sardar: Go
Interviewer: Ugly
Sardar: Pichlli
Interviewer: PICHLLI?:-x
Sardar: UGLY
Interviewer: Shut Up
Sardar: Keep Talking
Interviewer: ok now stop these all.
sardar: ok now carry on dis all
Interviewer :abe,chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa;-(
sardar:abe bolta rah..bolta rah..bolta reh
Interviewer :Are yaar:-@
sardaar: are dushman
Interviewer: Get Out
Sardar: Come In
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Sardar: Oh my Devil

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected..!!! Thank You Ji.;-):-)

Pathan Ne Suhag raat ko B.v ki Brazer Utari or Us k Boobs Dekh

Pathan Ne Suhag raat ko B.v ki Brazer Utari or Us k Boobs Dekh k Bola
Is Me Dodh Aata Hai?

B.V sharma k:
Haan

Pathan:Tum Dodh Nikalo hum Papay Le k Aata hai,.

Galiyan kyun na ho gi meri andaz-e-Guftgu mai

Galiyan kyun na ho gi meri andaz-e-Guftgu mai


""MADERCHOD""





Mai ne ik umar guzari hai tum jaise bharway Doston k sath......!

Love U FrndZz.....! :)

Pathan: Kuttey k bacho mai ne abhi b kamal kya hai. MUJHE TO KHUSRA DIA THA..

Bachey paida karne ka muqabla tha, har admi ko 1, 1 BV di gayi.
7 saal bad result ye raha.

Panjabi: 3
Sindhi: 5
Balochi: 7
Pathan: 1

Sub ne pathan se kaha k 1 Q?

Pathan: Kuttey k bacho mai ne abhi b kamal kya hai. MUJHE TO KHUSRA DIA THA..

PATHAN: Behna brdasht to krna pre gà

Pathan kam sunta tha.
Behan apni ruksati k wqt rotay hue:
Bahayia me JUDAI brdasht nai krskti
PATHAN: Behna brdasht to krna pre gà
wrna hm maamu késé bane gà :

''The Founder of the world's biggest NGO for Rights of Mothers,

(Classical SMS) ''The Founder of the world's biggest NGO for Rights of Mothers, John Michael once said,
"I used to hate my Mom. She had only an Eye, that made her very ugly. After getting married. I had never met her.
But Before her death she wrote me a letter saying,
"O my dear son!
You have been hating me throughout your life, because I had only an eye. Now before leaving this World I want to disclose that in your childhood, you had accidentally lost an eye. You looked very ugly, but to make you look beautiful I donated one of my eyes to you.
Please! Forgive me for my ugliness.
Good Bye!"

Son: papa Mummi k 2 or Cow k 4 q hen

Son: papa Mummi k 2 or Cow k 4 q hen
Dad: Baghairt,kahan se seekh kr aya he ye



Son: papa me to Paon ki bat kr raha tha

Ap ki to soch he Bench0d wali ha. 

Me ne mobil ki shop kholi hy!

Me ne mobil ki shop kholi hy!

Easy lod b krta ho!

Agr muft balnce mangana ho to tareqa ye hy!


,,, (", )
(';')___//\ \
_/_/<<))--( (



kabi ao na.

Ñ

"Let me call you back later honey

Woman buys a new sim card puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.
She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number:

"Hello Darling"

The husband responds in a low tone:
"Let me call you back later honey, the bitch is in the kitchen"

Hm TEENO Kab Tak Aise Khary Rahenge ? :D

Girl Frnd Se Ghar K Bahir Dair Tak Sexy Baten Krte Krte
Ashiq Ki Pent Me Halchal Shru Hui To Wo Bola:
Janu Ander Chaly,
Hm TEENO Kab Tak Aise Khary Rahenge ? :D

Woh Muj Main Rahta Hay*~

329~*Woh Muj Main Rahta Hay*~

Woh muj main rahta hay

Aur muj se juda bhi hay

Aur us ki yaad ka

Sene main ek dia bhi hay

Main jis k naam se

Bharta houn jaam sanson k

Woh ibtada hay meri

Aur intaha bhi hay

Woh chal k ata hay

Phuloon si narm chadar pe

Mere dhyan ka suraj hay

Woh ghata bhi hay

Main us ki aankh main

Dekhon to yun lage muj ko

Shaboon ki neend se jaga

Woh rutjaga bhi hay

Baki Time Yar Study B Krni Hoti hy ;-p

Yar ab agar msgs krne hon to

Sirf Is Time Hi Karna

6am --- 9am
9am---12pm
12pm---6pm
6pm---12am
12am---6am

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Baki Time Yar Study B Krni Hoti hy ;-p

.*""*.*""*. * I MISS *"*. You .*" "*.*

Zamin ne asman se kaha,



Suraj ne jahan se kaha,


Chand ne rat se kaha,


OR...



Maine apse kaha,

.*""*.*""*. * I MISS  *"*. You .*" "*.*

juma mubarak...! Subah ka agaz is piyari dua k 7. Hansty rehna Ap Hazaron k Bich Me

Subah ka agaz is piyari dua k 7. Hansty rehna Ap Hazaron k Bich Me


Jese Hota H Phool Baharon k Bich Me

Urooj pe Le jaye Ap ko Ap ka Naseeb

Jese Hota H CHAÑD SITARON k Bich Me
AMEEN.
Gud Morning...!
have a nice day...!
juma mubarak...!

wife : mujhay kisi mehngi jaga le k chaliye na ji....

wife : mujhay kisi mehngi jaga le k chaliye na ji....

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husband: chalo tayyar ho joa...
petrol pump chaltay hain.

Koi Zindgi Ki Jaan Hai

Koi Zindgi Ki Jaan Hai


Najane Q Anjan Hai

Koi DIL k Itna Paas Hai

Kyun k Wo Sub Se Khaas Hai

Un k Bagair DIL Udas Hai

Par Un Ko Kahan Ehsas he..4u

Esi Khayal Se Shab Bhar Me Soo Nahi Sakta,

Jala K Tu Bi Agar Aasra Na De Mujko,


Ye Khaof Hy K Hawa Phir Bujha Na de Mujko,

Me Is Khayal Se Mar Mar K Dekhta Hon Ussey,

Bichar K Bi Wo Kahen Phir Sada Na De Mujko,

Esi Khayal Se Shab Bhar Me Soo Nahi Sakta,

K Khof-E-Khawb-E-Guzashta Jaga Na De Mujko,

Tere Bagher Bi Teri Tarha Me Zinda Rahon,

Ye Hosla Bi, DUA Kar KHUDA Na De Mujko,

Me Is Liye Bi Ussey Khud Manaon Ga MOHSIN,

K MuJh Se Roothnay Wala Bhula Na De Mujh Ko...!@!

"Insan ko Beemar kr Dene wali Chezoon mein Se ek cheez,

"Insan ko Beemar kr Dene wali Chezoon mein Se ek cheez,


Doston ki judai hai "

So
Plz.
Raabte me
Raha karo..
kanjosoo:-)
maar na dena mjhe...!!

Larki:Mujpe shayri karo na

Larki:Mujpe shayri karo na


Larka tang aa kar

Ye resham si zulfhain karti hain andhera
Ye resham si zulfhain karti hain andhera

Ho ja ganji aur karde savera

Zikre"HUSSAIN" RAB Ki Ibadat Ka Nam Hy,

Parhta Hun "NAMAZ" Ye Kehti Hy SAJDAGAH,

 Tum"MOHSIN-E-NAMAZ"ka Matam Na Bholna, 

Zikre"HUSSAIN" RAB Ki Ibadat Ka Nam Hy,

 Is"ZIKR"K "TUFAIL"Hi Qaim "NAMAZ"Hy

ATTACK ON PAKISTAN? Next on their list !?? Is it finish usama or finish PAKISTAN??

Usama is not dead- alqauida claims. We havent found dead body of usama- ISI. and if he is killed in pakistan howcome america has pictures and custody of his body already???!! OPEN your eyes brothers it's an American strategy to target Pakistan by saying they killed usama in abbottabad. India and Britain have already started claiming earlier this morning that Pakistan is the hub of all terrorism so a massive operation should be started. Stupid news channels are happily broadcasting usama's death in abbotabad. Wake up!!! Is there gonna be ATTACK ON PAKISTAN? Next on their list !?? Is it finish usama or finish PAKISTAN??! Please spread fast to stop our channels from helping America unintentionally.

LUND Ki Baat To Or Thi Yaaro! Us Ne TATTON Ko B Khara Kr Dia:-D

1 intihai Bhenchod Shair Arz Hai.


US Ne Honto Se Chu Kar Loray Main Nasha Kar Dia,

wah wah!



LUND Ki Baat To Or Thi Yaaro! Us Ne TATTON Ko B Khara Kr Dia:-D

Q:QURAN ki pehli surah kis chez pr likhi gyi?

Q:QURAN ki pehli surah kis chez pr likhi gyi?
A:Khajur k patton pr


Q:QURAN me kis sahabi ka zikr aya hy?
A: Hazrat Zaid bin Haris R.A


Q:QURAN me sbse kam hurf konsa aya hy?
A: Zoaye


Q:
Kalma.e tayyaba ma ktne nuqte hy?
A: Ek b nhi


Q: QURAN me lafz ALLAH ktni bar aya hy?
A: 6701 bar


Q: Konsi 2 suraten ek 7 nazil hui?
A Sura.e Falaq / Sura.e Naas


Q: QURAN k pehle kaatib kon the?
A: Hazrat Khalid bin Saeed (r.a)

Sindhi Larki ka Izhaar e Mohabt pe Jawab:

Sindhi Larki ka Izhaar e Mohabt pe Jawab:


Boy:

Moonkhe to saan Piyar thi wiyo aahe...

GirL:

Hansi aur Sharma k boLi:



"HaL bharwa..!"

* GHAZAL * Door Hotey Hain To Faqat Do Din Mai Bhula Detey Hain?

* GHAZAL *


Kitni Majborian Hum Palkon Pe Saja Letey Hain

Hum Kahan Rotey Hain Halaat Rula Detey Hain,

Yaad Rahtey Hain Buray Waqt K Sathi Kis Ko.?

Subah Hotey Hi Log Shama Bujha Detey Hain,

Sath Hotey Hain To Lagta Hai K Sadiyon Ka Sath Hai,

Door Hotey Hain To Faqat Do Din Mai Bhula Detey Hain?

Wife: ap ne mere boobs choos chos k bare kar diye.

Wife: ap ne mere boobs choos chos k bare kar diye.

Husbnd; agar aisa hota tu aj mera lund ghutnay tak hota or muje condum ki jaga cycle ki tube lagani parti.:@

N sOry fOr tHe sHaKy hAnDwRiTiNg:-D

Girl writing letter after marriage:


dEaR mOm,
I aM fInE,
huSBaNd FUCks aLL tHe TImE,
wHiLE cOoKiNg, bAtHiNg, WaShInG, eAtIng
N sOry fOr tHe sHaKy hAnDwRiTiNg:-D

1 larka or larki car me khmoshi se ja rhe hote hain

1 larka or larki car me khmoshi se ja rhe hote hain


larka 1 'SMS' larki ko krta hai larki 'SMS' parhne se pehle hi larke ko kheti hai k
muje ab tmse mohbt nhi main tmhe chor rahe hun

1 dm tez rftar car unki car se tkrati hai lrka usi wqt mar jata hai lrki bach jati hai

kuch der bad lrki mobil utha kr 'SMS' parti hai to uske ansu us mobil pe girte hai, 'SMS' me likha tha

"Jis din tm mujko chor do ge me mar jaonga"

Respect ur love please...:)

Crazy C.I.D Facts :

Crazy C.I.D Facts :

1. Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors.
2. C.I.D bureau has 1 toyota qualis since last 11 years. ...
3. In entire 20 storeyed building of C.I.D only 7 people works.
4. There is no POLICE,,C.I.D handles every case.
5. Accused person accepts his crime only after getting slap from Daya on face.
6. None of them ever got married.except fredric
7. None of them ever got promotion:)

Villain tryin 2 Rape a Grl but Dress ka Button khul nhi raha hai.

Height of TV Ads:

Villain tryin 2 Rape a Grl but Dress ka Button khul nhi raha hai.

Background Voice
Apki maa behen ki izzat ka rakhwala.

GOPAL button wala.

'MY PUSSY IS GETTING HOT DAD, DO SOMETHING ;))

grl's pet cat got high fever.


Grl askd Dad for help.

Dad slapped her.
.
Why?
.
Bcoz girl said
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'MY PUSSY IS GETTING HOT DAD, DO SOMETHING ;))

Wo Kon Si Bekaar Cheez Hai Jo Ap Ke Kapro Ke Ander Hai???

JOKE OF THE YEAR:


Wo Kon Si Bekaar Cheez Hai Jo Ap Ke Kapro Ke Ander Hai???


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Nahi Pata???
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Beta Aap Khud Ho...!
TAALIYAAAN:-P

Najanay kya dekha HUSSAIN(a.s) ne hum gunehgaron mai

Najanay kya dekha HUSSAIN(a.s) ne hum gunehgaron mai

Jo jannat mai supurd kardya FATIMA(a.s) k hathon mai
Aur UN ki bakhshish to dekho
JO farsh pe bhi rakha to BURHANUDDIN (t.u.s) maula k saye mai..
juma mubarak!

Bohat Shaitan Hain Teri Gali K Bachay ....."FARAZ"....

Bohat Shaitan Hain Teri Gali K Bachay ....."FARAZ"....


Apni
"NEKAR" utar K Kahtay Hain

.
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.
Is K Chhotay Size Pay
Mat Jaana.. :-P;-)

phir kia,papa ne mujhse bus ka karaya wapas mang lia

Memon girl: Yar aj papa ne mujhe larke k sath bike pe jate huay dekh lia


2nd girl:0h no,phir?
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phir kia,papa ne mujhse bus ka karaya wapas mang lia

"Jo phisla mere hath se wo pal nhi mila

"Jo phisla mere hath se wo pal nhi mila


Mera guzra hua kal mujhe wapas nhi mila

Logo se bhari duniya me dhoonda bht magar

Farishte mile bht mujhe Insan nhi mila

Socha kisi k dil me ab ghr bana lu me

Lkn kisi ka dil mujhe sabit nhi mila

Aisa nhi hy k mujhe manzil nhi mili 'J.a.a.n.i'

Manzil mili magr kabhi rasta nhi mila

Barso maine dhoonda lkn mujhe

Is shehr me koi tere jesa nhi mla! =)

MAMMAY abhi dabaaon k baad mein " ;->

Every girl has a misconception about her first kiss

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As a matter of fact, she believes that while the kiss is on, the guy thinks in his mind,
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' Oh my god..
she's so beautiful..
so vulnerable
so soft'
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However, the truth lies in the fact dat he is thinking,
.
" MAMMAY abhi dabaaon k baad mein " ;->

Bachon Batao LOVE Q Acha hai WAR se..?

Teacher:

Bachon Batao LOVE Q Acha hai WAR se..?
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Saare Students Ek Saath Bole:

Kyu k Condom Saste milte hain Talwar se... :-D

Condom manufacturers have a new slogan for AIDS...

"Condom manufacturers have a new slogan for AIDS...

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*Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara*

*Please Use Our Gubbara! :-P:-D

''YAADON'' ko bhulane main kuch dair to lagti hai,

"GAZAL

''YAADON'' ko bhulane main kuch dair to lagti hai,

''ANKHON'' ko sulany main kuch dair to lagti hai,

Kisi ''SHAKHS'' ko bhula dena aasan nahi hota,

''DIL'' ko samjhany main kuch dair to lagti hai,

Bhari ''MHAFIL'' main jab koi achanak yaad aa jay,

Phir ''ASHK'' chupany main kuch dair to lagti hai,

Jo shakhs ''JAAN'' se b pyara ho achanak door ho jay,

Dil ko ''YAQEEN'' dilany main kuch dair to lagti hai..

Pal Me Doori Ho Jati Hai.!

Pal Me Doori Ho Jati Hai.!

Zaat Adhoori Ho Jati Hai.!

Pehle To Hoti Hai Chahat,
Phir Majboori Ho Jati Hai.!

Tanhai Jab Bol Pare To,
Baat Zaroori Ho Jati Hai.!

Kuch Logon Ki Lamha Bhar Me,
Khuwahish Puri Ho Jati Hai.!

Had Se Pyar Guzar Jaye To,
Aksar Doori Ho Jati Hai.!

"College k peeche nadi me Principal Doob Rha Tha

"College k peeche nadi me Principal Doob Rha Tha

Pappu Ne Dekha Or zor zor Se Chillate Hue bhaga










kal chutti hy
kal chutti hy :d

Crushes are more sweeter than affairx,

Crushes are more sweeter than affairx, because there is no responsibilty, no worry, no commitment.


You just look at your crush and smile like an idiot!!! :D

Kuch nhi beta, us ne Lipstick maangi thi, maine ELFi de di...

Son:

Papa aaj ammi itni khamosh kyon bethi hen?

Papa:
Kuch nhi beta, us ne Lipstick maangi thi, maine ELFi de di...

Maaar taaali;-

Lrko ki tlash jari hy Qk sharmila ko mza Aya.

Breaking News


Nazimabad Me PPP Ki Leader Sharmila farooqi ko Na'Malum Moter Cycle swaro ne



Ungli kardi.





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Lrko ki tlash jari hy Qk sharmila ko mza Aya.

Ghore wala: Madam lagta hy ghora bht khush hy .

Sexy girl ghore pe bethi

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Ghore wala: Madam lagta hy ghora bht khush hy
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Girl: Ghora Ho Ya Lora, Meri taango k beech me jo b aata hy woh khush ho jata hy :-D

Doctor::-(Aap ki Biwi Sirf 5 Ghantey Ki Mehmaan Hai. I Am Sorry.

Doctor::-(Aap ki Biwi Sirf 5 Ghantey Ki Mehmaan Hai. I Am Sorry.

Husband: koi baat nahi Doctor Sahab! jub 25 saal nikal gaye to 5 ghantey aur sahi:-D

Bachpan me har larkay ki zindagi me 2 haadse zarur hte hain

Bachpan me har larkay ki zindagi me 2 haadse zarur hte hain

1st: teacher pr dil aana (:
2nd: Pant ki zip me phonno ka phasna :(
hans mat teri bhi to phasi thi

"Dosti ki zeenat Ek doosray ki Baat ko Bardasht karna Hy..

(HAZRAT ALI A.S)


"Dosti ki zeenat Ek doosray ki Baat ko Bardasht karna Hy..


Be-Aib dost Talash mat karo Warna Akelay Reh Jaogy".

Tumhari behan ko dekh kar bari khushi ho rahi hai

Husband:


Tumhari behan ko dekh kar bari khushi ho rahi hai
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Wife: Han mujhe tumhari khushi tumhare pajame main se uthi hui nazar aa rahi hai....

Ek Sardar Cold Drinks Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Or Dukandar Se Bola !

Ek Sardar Cold Drinks Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Or Dukandar Se Bola !


Aik Pepsi Bottle Kholo Bhai


Dukandar Ne Khol Di


Phir Kaha Aik 7-Up Bhi Kholo


Dukandar Ne Khol Di


Phir Kaha Ek Sprite Bottle Bhi Kholo


Dukandar Ne Khol Di


Phir Kaha Aik Mountain Dew Ki Bottle Bhi Kholo


Dukandar Ghusa Ho Gaya or bola: Tu Kon c Piyega Kamenay?


Sardar : Bhaijaan Peeni Te Koyi Nahi Bus Meino Aye Botlaan Di Thusss Thussss bari pasand ay....

I am studying Since childhood but still not addicted to studying..

People Smoke & Drink for a few Days n Get addicted to it..


I am studying Since childhood but still not addicted to studying..


This is Known as
SELF CONTROL!:D

'3 idiots' film se ap ko kya lesson mila?

Teacher:


'3 idiots' film se ap ko kya lesson mila?


Pappu:
miss yehi k
Enginering parh kr b medical ki bachi phasai ja skti hai.


Miss:shut up,& get out.


Bubblo: Miss men btaon?


Miss: Very good. Batao!


Bubblo: Miss Kiss krty huay Naak Beech mn nhi ati.


Miss: U also get out.


Pinki: Miss men btaon?


Miss:i think u r brilliant studnt..


Tm sahi btao gi..


Pinki: Miss doctor k elawa engineer b delivery kr skta hai.

Its like playing GOLF, with a moving HOLE..

TEACHER:


Define Rape with the help of a good example.
SARDAR:
RAPE is a very very difficult Job
Its like playing GOLF, with a moving HOLE..

Pathan parishan tha k her jok me wo Q involve hota hy?

Pathan parishan tha k her jok me wo Q involve hota hy?


Us ne apni BV se kaha:
Begum aaj koi aisa jok sunao jis meI'm not involved

Wife:
I'm pregnant..:-P

"Hazrat Ali Razi Allah Anh. sy phocha gya

"Hazrat Ali Razi Allah Anh. sy phocha gya


k Allah qyamt k din 1 he waqt sari kainat sy hisab kesy lega?


Hazrat Ali ne farmaya


Jesy 1 waqt me sari kainat ko rizq dy rha hy.

Aik Dum Zeero Meter Shair Arz Hai:

Aik Dum Zeero Meter Shair Arz Hai:




Darzi Banaate Hain
Lush Pash Joray
Waah Waa






Darzi Banate Hen
Lash Pash Joray




Mai Theek Hu
Tu Suna
Kesa He "LORAY"

Sirf Khoobsurti ko poojtay hain is zamanay k log..

Kon dekhta hai kisi ko ab seerat_e_Ikhlaaq ki nazar se




Sirf Khoobsurti ko poojtay hain is zamanay k log..

Kitni Majborian Hum Palkon Pe Saja Letey Hain,,

Kitni Majborian Hum Palkon Pe Saja Letey Hain,,


Hum Kahan Rotey Hain Halaat Rula Detey Hain,,


Yaad Rahtey Hain Buray Waqt K Sathi Kis Ko.?


Subah Hotey Hi Log Shama Bujha Detey Hain,,


Sath Hotey Hain To Lagta Hai K Sadiyon Ka Sath Hai,,


Door Hotey Hain To Faqat Do Din Mai Bhula Detey Hain. . .

Mein jab Doba To Jan Mein Jan Aa gai.

Suna Tha Dobne Se Jan Chali Jati hai,"Mohsin"

ISHQ-E ALI (A.S.)
Mein jab Doba To Jan Mein Jan Aa gai.
JUMMA MUBARAK

Scratch Kren Or jeetain Qurbani Ka BAKRA...

Scratch Kren Or jeetain Qurbani Ka BAKRA...


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Sorry Apka KUTTA Nikla Hai.
plz try again.¿

Larkiyaan Chahe kitni bhi khoobsurat Q na hon,

 Larkiyaan Chahe kitni bhi khoobsurat Q na hon,


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Paad to sab hi maarti hain(,")_/ \\ ))... Phussss _||_
Aaye Haaye Gandi.

Bachi pata ker apnay doston ko bhool jatay ho! :-D

"ACHI BAAT"


Naiki kar kay esay bhool jao.
JESAY
Bachi pata ker apnay doston ko bhool jatay ho! :-D

Baat karo haq ki!
Bhalay hutt jaye sab ki :-P

Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!!

Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.
Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi
Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!!

kabhi touch 0r Kiss k liye majbor nahi karoge.

Grlfrnd: Promise karo k Mujhe

kabhi touch 0r Kiss k liye majbor nahi karoge.
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Boyfrnd: Behen tu ghar ja..
Tere amma abba intazar kar rahe honge,,
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G!rl- 'Wow ! What a CO-INCIDENCE .. ' :p

A.T.T.I.T.U.D.E ROCKS ! ;)

B0y- 'I hate you ..'
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G!rl- 'Wow ! What a CO-INCIDENCE .. ' :p

G!rl- 'Wow ! What a CO-INCIDENCE .. ' :p

A.T.T.I.T.U.D.E ROCKS ! ;)

 

B0y- 'I hate you ..'
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G!rl- 'Wow ! What a CO-INCIDENCE .. ' :p

'MY PUSSY IS GETTING HOT DAD, DO SOMETHING ;))

grl's pet cat got high fever.


Grl askd Dad for help.

Dad slapped her.
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Why?
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Bcoz girl said
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'MY PUSSY IS GETTING HOT DAD, DO SOMETHING ;))

'MY PUSSY IS GETTING HOT DAD, DO SOMETHING ;))

grl's pet cat got high fever.




Grl askd Dad for help.



Dad slapped her.
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Why?
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Bcoz girl said
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'MY PUSSY IS GETTING HOT DAD, DO SOMETHING ;))

Agar aap mere sms se pareshan hain to,

Agar aap mere sms se pareshan hain to,

Custumer centre mein call kar k,
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Apna numbr bnd karwa lo,
Q k
Hum to sudharne wale hn nhi
\(',') )(>
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1 Danishwar ka Qol hai k

1 Danishwar ka Qol hai k


1 Aqal mand se kuch dair baat karna

1 mahinay tak
kitabain parhnay se behtar hai.

To abhi main free hon
aap msg kr saktay hain.;)

If u want 2 sexually satisfy a woman, then change position daily

"If u want 2 sexually satisfy a woman, then change position daily

&
If u want 2 satisfy urself, then change woman daily.



Issued by Thailand Tourism! =P :d

Boy: i need poison

Boy: i need poison

Chemist: i can't sell until
u have prescription

Boy showed his
Nikkah Nama

Chemist: bas kr
Pagle. Rulayega kya, bari
bottle du ya choti ;o)

There were five stupids in the hall..

There were five stupids in the hall..

A, E, O, U...
Which one is missing?
Reply if you are a genious.

1 dafa ghalib ki bivi ne sex se Inkar kia gusse me ghalib ne sher kaha;

1 dafa ghalib ki bivi ne sex se Inkar kia gusse me ghalib ne sher kaha;


LeJao apni ch00t ko apni maa k ghar,

k ghalib ko apne hath pe aitbar aj B hay.....

Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!! :-D

Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds. 
He ordered a dosa, 
but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused...



Since that day,

Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!! :-D

Teri azmaton se hon bekahbr,

***HAMD***

Teri azmaton se hon bekahbr,
Ye meri nazr ka qasoor hai.

Teri rah ma qadm qadm,
Kaheen arsh hai,kaheen toor hai..

Ye bja ha MALIK e DO-JAHAN,
Meri bandgi ma qasoor hai...

Ye khta hai meri khta mgr,
Tera nam b tau GHAFOOR hai....

Ye bta tuj se milon kahan,
Mera tuj se milna zror hai.....

Kaheen dil ki shart na dalna,
Abi dil gunahon se choor hai......

Tu bakhsh de mere sb gunah,
Teri zaat Raheem o Ghafoor hai...

Girl:Hello kahan se bol rahay ho?

Girl:Hello kahan se bol rahay ho?




Boy:bed pe razai k ander se.


Girl:Aray wahan b signal hotay hain.



Boy:yahn pe mera apna personal tower khara hai.,.

Pthan grlfrnd k 7 car ma lahore sy faslabd ja rha tha

Pthan grlfrnd k 7 car ma lahore sy faslabd ja rha tha

Usne grlfrnd ki Legs pr hath rkha





LarKi :
Tm chaho to es sy agy b ja skte ho




pthan usy multan le gya?

'When You Start Your Day,

'When You Start Your Day,

Keep 3 Words iN Your Pocket'

1-Try
2-True
3-Trust

Try For Better Future!
True With Your WorK!
Trust in ALLAH!
Good Afternoon

C ( . ) ( . ) L DIMAG DAKH YAR BACHI KA:-

1 larki ne apnay RIGHT bazu pe "C" likwaya.Aur LAFTE bazu pe "L".


1 larkay ne pucha ye kia hai.
To larki ne kaha ye lika howa hai. "COOL"

Larka.wo kesay?

Larki ne apni qamez utar ke kaha ab parho.
C ( . ) ( . ) L DIMAG DAKH YAR BACHI KA:-

Chutiya ko condom do.

Ek Shayer shop me ja kr bola:

Ek Ghilaaf-e-auzar-e-mazza-e-mohabbat, bandish-e-izzafa-e-nasal do

Shopkeper: kya?

Shayer ki Wife:
Chutiya ko condom do.

Primary ke final exam mein "hips" per Essay aya..

Primary ke final exam mein "hips" per Essay aya..


Pappu pent utar ker apne hips dekh hi raha tha ke..

Ek bacha cheekha..

Miss pappu ne guide kholi hui hy:p

An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as:

An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as:

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" Wanted wife "
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2 girls liked it

































And 140 men commented
" Meri leja " :P

Ek Shayer shop me ja kr bola:

Ek Shayer shop me ja kr bola:

Ek Ghilaaf-E-Auzar-E-Mazza-E-Mohabbat, 
Bandish-E-Izzafa-E-Nasal do



Shopkeper: kya?



Shayer ki Wife:
Chutiya ko condom do.

Hamesha Ghlat Hi Sochna

  ('.') Me Kesa

<) . (> Lag Rha
_/'!'\_ Hun?

Hamesha Ghlat Hi Sochna
Abay Ye Mera NARA Latak Rha Hai
TumKo To Sirf LORA Dikhai Deta Hai
Shokeen kahin ka.!

Faraz apnay beTay ko laRai se roktay hue arz karta hai:

Faraz apnay beTay ko laRai se roktay hue arz karta hai:


Guzaaro zindagi aman se, na karo jung

BeTe ne kaha:

Side pakaR lo abba !

Is ki to bhen ko lun;-)

Police: Tumne Faqeer ko Q mara.?

Police: Tumne Faqeer ko Q mara.? 

Pathan: Hum ne ise itni bar bola k hum aisa wesa aadmi nhi hai phr b bolta hai Ek bar de de Baba:-P

Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always

hi, Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck

Tera Chullu Tha K Tha Koi Tamancha Abbas,

Tera Chullu Tha K Tha Koi Tamancha Abbas, 

Aj Tk Nehar Ka Rukhsar Hai Neela Abbas. 

Lakh Karta Raha Darya Tera Picha Abbas, 

Tu Ne Thukra K Palat Kar BiNa Dekha Abbas. Hain Tere Naam K Duniya Mein Hazaro Bache, 

To Bi Zinda Hai Tera Naam Bi Zinda Abbas. 

Likh K Rakha Tha Jahan Lafze Wafa Raat Gae, 

SubhKo Uth K Jo Dekha To Likha Tha Abbas. 

Raakh Pani Ki Jagah Ati Nazar Darya Mei, 

Karti Zainab Jo Na Thanda Tera ...

Mohsin isi Dua se hai Aaghaz-e-Saal-e-Nau....!!!

Mohsin isi Dua se hai Aaghaz-e-Saal-e-Nau....!!! 

Har Pal Gham-e-HUSSAIN se yeh Aankh Tar Rahay...!!! Salam Ya HUSSAIN

Wife : janu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar kartay ho

Wife : janu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar kartay ho 

Husband : bahut zyada 

Wife : phir b kitna 

Husband : itna k dil chah raha hai tumhari jesi 1 aur le aaon;-)

"SAVIA" Name Of Aishwarya' s Daughter.... ;)

"SAVIA" Name Of Aishwarya' s Daughter.... ;) 

In Memory Of Three Men

She Loved... :p 

Sa...Salman 

Vi.....Vivek... 

A...Abhishek :-D :p