Wife In Court:
ye mujhe boht Chod'ta hai
mujhe is k sath nahi rehna.
Judge to Hasband:
tu kitni bar Chod'ta hai?
Hasband:
ji,
raat ko sonay se pehly,
aadhi raat ko,
Subah chai se pehly,
bearkfast k baad,
office jane se pehly,
dopehr office se aa k
lunch kr k,
sham ko office se aa k,
phir chai pee k
dinner se pehly aur dinner kr k,
Judge:
bhosri k itni baar chod K tu bor nahi hota?
Hasband:
ji janab bor hota hoon to muth maar leta hoon.
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