HONEYMOON .... A young couple left the church and arrived

HONEYMOON .... A young couple left the church and arrived 

at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their 

honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.  

When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, 

"What's wrong with your feet?  Your toes look all mangled and 

weird.

"I had tolio as a child," he answered.



"You mean polio?" she asked.



"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes." 



When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked 

"What's wrong with your knees?  They're all lumpy and 

deformed!" 


"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.


"You mean measles?" she asked.. 


"No, kneasles.  It was a strange illness that only affected my 

knees." 

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. 


As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his 

underwear. 

"Don't tell me," she said. 

"Let me guess... Smallcox".