I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects

I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects