Aap Aaj Khana Paka Rahe Hain

Wife to Husband:

Aap aaj khana paka rahe hain ya nahi?

 

Husband: 

Nahi

na khana pakaon ga na kapre dhoun ga na safai karon ga.

 

Wife:

Ok main MQM office main Phone ker ke bol deti hun,

ke main jalsay main nahi aa rahi wo waja pochain ge to bata don gi

 

Husband:

Aray nahi begum main to mazaq kar raha tha tum jao

Allah Sirf Mazloom Ki Sunta Hai

Wife:

Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.

To aurton ko kya milay ga?

 

Husband:

Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.

Man Walking In Rain

A man was walking in rain

 

A sweet lady: Why dont you share my umbrella?

 

Man: no sister its fine

 

(And he walked away)

 

Moral: Moral voral kuch nai Piche biwi aa rahi thi

Gulab Marny Par Response

wife ko Piyar sy Gulab Marny Par Responce

 

English wife U r 2 naughty sweet heart 

 

Urdu wife Na karo na janu 

 

Panjabi wife Banda ban Kanjra.. 

Women Worries About

Women always worry about

The things that men FORGET

 

Men always worry about

The things women REMEMBER

Us Shakhs Se Itna Taluq

us shakhs sy faqat itna sa taluq hy... Armab wo pareshan ho to humain nend nai ati...

Teri Zaroorat Kam Nahi Hoti

Buht kuch tujh sy bhatr kar bi musyar tha,musyar hai Armab najaneny phr bi kun tare zarorat kam nai hoti

PTA NAI PHIR KAB MILENGE

A sweet line after setling a huge fight,
"TUNE SHURU KIYA THA!":)

A sweet line wen ur crush is over,
"YAR PTA NAI AAJ ACHA NAI LAG RAHA HAI!":(

A sweet line when sum of our friend got dumped,
"ABAY WO ULLU TERE LAYAK NAI HAI!":-)

A sweet line aftr a bad exam,
"CHAL CaNTEeN CHALTE HAIN!":)

& The sweetst line when all separate,
"PTA NAI PHIR KAB MILENGE"

Dedicatd 2 my 4ever Friendz who r The sweetst part ov my lIfe

Hundred Reason To Cry

"Life can give us Hundred
reason to cry "
But
"God can give us Thousand
reason to smile"
So smile forever.

Hoping That The Love We Shared Years Ago

Hoping that the love we shared years ago

Is still as strong today as it was

then Bringing us much joy, love

and happiness to celebrate again

 

Happy Anniversary…

Anniversary Funny Sms

Wife: where you will take me on our 10th anniversary?

Husband: We will go to African jungle safari. Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?

Husband: I will bring you back. 

Parindon Ki Misaal

Tu Jo Har Baat Pe Deta Hai Parindon Ki Misaal Is Ka Matlab Hai, Tere Shaher Se Hijrat Kijiye.

Chalo Me Bataon Kia Ho Tum

Mere intizar ki rahat ho tum,
mere dil ki chahat ho tum,
tum ho to ye duniya hai,
me kasy kahon k mere leye kia ho tum.
Chalo me bataon kia ho tum.?
chu kar jo guzare jaye wo hawa ho tum,
me ne jo mangi wo dua ho tum,
kare mujh ko jo roshan wo diya Ho Tum.

If I Met You On Tomorrow

If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give

You My Heart If You Should Say,

“Do You Still Love Me?” I”D Say,

“Till Death Do Us Part”

Happy Anniversary

Nothing In This World Could Ever Be

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love

You have given me

Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing youre my darling wife

Best Wishes To You Both

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,

May the love that you share

Last your lifetime through,

As you make a wonderful pair.

Happy Wedding

Hoping That The Love You Shared Years Ago

Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy ,

love andhappiness To celebrate again

Your Love Makes My Days

Your love makes my days Happy and bright,

Into my world you Brought pure delight

Joy beyond reason You have given me, Our love is true This I can see.

The Most Important Thing You Fixed

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure

When you fixed your eyes on me

That day I will always treasure I love you

Happy Anniversary

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three

I LOVE U are words just three,

which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.

So this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,

the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal

Best Wishes To You Both

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,

May the love that you share

Last your lifetime through,

As you make a wonderful pair.

Happy Wedding

If I Met You On Tomorrow

If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give

You My Heart If You Should Say,

“Do You Still Love Me?” I”D Say,

“Till Death Do Us Part”

Happy Anniversary

Long After Our Anniversary

Long after our anniversary

And this greeting has been thrown away

Think of the thought behind it,

Each and everyday,

Happy Anniversary

Its Your Wedding Day

 Its your Wedding Day

So perfect and fine

 

With all your friends round you

To have a good time

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three

I LOVE U are words just three,

which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.

So this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,

the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal

To The Beautiful Couple

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary

Barish Ki Tez Bondon Ny

Barish ki tez bondon ny jb dastak di darwazy pr,

 

Mehsoos hua tum aay ho andaz tumhary jesa tha.

 

Hawa k halky jhonky ki jb aahat hui khirki pr,

 

Mehsos hua.

 

Phir ruk gai wo barish bi,

 

Rahi na baqi aahat bi,

 

Main samjha mujhy tum chor gy andaz tumhary jesa tha.

Barish Ho Gye Bheeg Ge Hum

Hogai barish bheeg gae hum wah wah hogai barish bheeg gae hum

 

phir . . . 

 

Phir kiya . . . 

 

Ruk gai barish sook gae hum ;) 

 

HaPpY RaInY day

Barish Ka Barasna Kesa

Hijar ki rutt mai ye Barish ka Barasna kesa! 

 

Aik sehra se samandar ka Guzarna kesa? 

 

Ae Mere DiL na Pareshan ho Tanha ho Kr! 

 

Woh terey sath chala kab tha Bicharna kesa? 

 

Log to kehtey hain Gulshan ki tabahi dekho! 

 

Main to viran sa jangal tha Ujarna kesa? 

 

Dekhney me to koi dard nhi Dukh b nhi! 

 

Phir yeh Aankhon me Youn Ashkon ka Ubharna kesa? 

 

Be wafa Kehney ki Jurrat b na karna Sagar! 

 

us ne iqrar kiya kab tha mukarna kesa.?

Halki Halki Si Baarish

Halki Halki Si Baarish

Zara zara Sa Dard-e-Dil

Andaaz Accha Hai

DECEMBER

Tere Aanay Ka...

Happy MoonSoon Barish

Baarishain ho to jati hain mere shaher main Faraz

Kabhi badalon se to kabi Aankhon se,

Happy MoonSoon Barish

Love Of Sky For Earth

Rain is not only drops of water.

It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.

They never meet each other

But send LOVE this way.

Enjoy the LOVE of nature.

HAPPY Rainy Day!

Phir Ruk Gai Wo Barish Bi

 Barish ki tez bondon ny jb dastak di darwazy pr,

 

Mehsoos hua tum aay ho andaz tumhary jesa tha.

 

Hawa k halky jhonky ki jb aahat hui khirki pr,

 

Mehsoha.

 

Phir ruk gai wo barish bi,

 

Rahi na baqi aahat bi,

 

Main samjha mujhy tum chor gy andaz tumhary jesa tha.

Kabhi Shokh Hein Kabhi Gum Si Hein

 Kabhi Shokh Hein..

Kabhi Gum Si Hein..

Ye Baarishen Bhi..

Tum Si Hein.

Ab To Barishon Mein Bhi Us Ko Meri Yad Nahin Ati

 Ab to barishon mein bhi us ko meri yad nahin ati

Woh jo badal ke garajney se lipat jata tha mujhse..

Barish Ki Tarah Boondo Nay

Barish ki tarah boondo nay jab dastak dee darwaze par.

Mehsoos hua tum aaye ho, andaz tumhare jesa tha..

Hawa k halkay jhonkay nay jab aahat ki khirki par.

Mehsoos hua tum chaltay ho,

Andaz tumhare jesa tha..

Main nay boondo ko apne hath par tapkaya to.

Ek sard sa ehsas hua,

Lams tumhare jesa tha..

Main tanha chala jab barish me, Ek jhonke nay sath diya.

Main samjha tum sath ho meray,

Ehsas tumhary jesa tha..

Phir ruk gayi wo barish bi

rahi na baki aahat bi.

Main samjha muje tum chor gaye,

ANDAZ tumhare jesa tha.

Barish Hui To Phulon K Tan

barish hui to phulon k tan chak ho gaye

mausam k hath bhig k saffak ho gaye

 

badal ko kya khabar k barish ki chah main

kitne buland-o-bala shajar khak ho gaye

 

jugnu ko din k waqt pakarne ki zid karen

bache hamare ahad k chalak ho gaye

 

lahra rahi hai barf k chadar hata k ghas

suraj ki shah pe tinak bhi bebak ho gaye

 

suraj dimag log bhi iblag-e-fikr main

zulf-e-shab-e-firaq k pechak ho gaye

 

jab bhi garib-e-shahar se kuch guftagu hui

lahaje hawa-e-sham k namnak ho gaye

 

sahil pe jitne abguzida the sab k sab

dariya k rukh badalte hi tairak ho gaye

Barish Main Aisi Baat

Barish main aisi baat kahan humain juda kar dey sahir….

 

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Tu mujh main shamil hai meri rooh ban kar…

Bheegy Mosam Ke Bhagee Se Raat

Bheegy mosam ke bhagee se raat

Wo beeta hua sath

Wo bhooli hui yaad

Wo pyari se bat

Mubarak ho aapko

2011 ke barish ke raat.

In Baadlon Ka Mere Yaar

In Baadlon Ka Mere Yaar Se Bht Milta Julta Mizaj Hy

WASI

Kbhi Toot Kr Bras jate han

Kbhi Be-Rukhi Se Guzr jate han

Barish Ki Tez Bondon Ny

Barish ki tez bondon ny jb dastak di darwazy pr,

 

Mehsoos hua tum aay ho andaz tumhary jesa tha.

 

Hawa k halky jhonky ki jb aahat hui khirki pr,

 

Mehsos hua.

 

Phir ruk gai wo barish bi,

 

Rahi na baqi aahat bi,

 

Main samjha mujhy tum chor gy andaz tumhary jesa tha.

Us Ne To Kaha Tha

Us ne to kaha tha k hr barish me hm sath sath bheegain gy…

 

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To phr Aj Q wo tanha, main tanha, aur ye barish tanha..

How Many Apple Can You Eat

Girl to pathan: How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?

 

pathan: 4 apples

 

Girl: U can eat only 1 apple because when u eat 2nd apple then ur stomach is not empty.

 

pathan: Wah yar kamal kr diya, main apny doston ko b bataon ga,

 

Pathan to his frnd: How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?

 

Frnd:6 apples

 

pathan: O jaa yar jay tu 4 kehnda ty bra shugal lagna c

1 Pathan 4 Meter Lamby Pipe

1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe se hukka pi raha tha

Dost ne pocha: Etny lambay pipe se kion pi rahay ho?

.

Pathan: Doctor Sahb ne tambako se door renhy ka kaha hai

1 Pathan 15 Saal Se

1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah Se Awlaad ke lie dua mangta raha

.

1 din Pathan ke pas Farishta aa kar bola:

Khan sahb tujhe Allah ka wasta hai

Pahly Shadi tu kar le

Pathan Ka Challenge

Pathan ka challenge

Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.

.

Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye

.

Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho tum !

4 Pathan Train K Piche Bhag Rahe Thay

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,

 

2 charh gaey

 

To train men logon ne kaha

 

WELDONE

 

Pathan: khaak well done?

 

Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay.

Ek Pathan Apni Bhabi Ko Mar Raha Tha

 Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!

Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?

Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.

Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.

Pathan Bola:

O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai

TERI BHABI SE !!.

Sardar Ji To Pathan

Sardar ji to Pathan: 

Khan saab aapki sab se barri taaqat kya hai? 

Pathan: 

Hamara beta. 

Sardar ji: 

Aur sabse barri kamzori? 

Pathan: 

TUMHARA BETA...!!

Msjid K Leay Chnda

Msjid k leay chnda ki apeal ho rhe the,

1 admi khara ho k khta he ma bulb lgva don ga 

Dosra:ma tube lgva don ga 

 

Pthan josh ma a k khta ha ma cable lgva don ga :-)

Kya Hukm Hy Meray Aaqa

Jin: 

Kya Hukm hy Meray Aaqa? 

 

PATHAN: 

Ek Shair suna do

 

Jin: 

Hukm Krien,Bakwas nhi,,, 

Myn Jin hoOn FARAZ nhi 

 

PATHAN: 

Wah Wah 

Kya Shair hy...

Kya Hukm Hy Meray Aaqa

Jin: 

Kya Hukm hy Meray Aaqa? 

 

PATHAN: 

Ek Shair suna do

 

Jin: 

Hukm Krien,Bakwas nhi,,, 

Myn Jin hoOn FARAZ nhi 

 

PATHAN: 

Wah Wah 

Kya Shair hy...

Pathan Bhaga

 Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

Pathan Galti Se Samunder Me

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya….

Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….

use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan

bacha le…;-)

Man Jumpd Into Water

Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

A Pathan Scientst Was Watching

& Concluded

Humans r Soluble in water

Batao Aisa Kiya Karen

SARDAR:

Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?

,

,

PATHAN:

Jootay se maar do:)

Maut Tah Buri Cheez Hai Yaaro

Maut tah buri cheez hai yaaro

 

te mauto buri judai

 

sabh toh buri udeek sajan di

 

jheri rakhdi khoon sukayi

 

Okhay Painday Lamian Rahaan

Okhay Painday Lamian Rahaan Ishq Diyan

 

Dard Jigr Sakht Sazawan Ishq Diyan

Bure Banday Nu Main Laban

Bure Banday Nu Main Laban Turya Par Bura Laba Na Koi 

Jad Main Andar Jhati Pai Te Main Tu Bura Na Koi 

Har Kisi Te Dulia Na Kar

Har Kisi Te Dulia Na Kar 

Sanon Chana Bhulia Na Kar 

Chad Ke Ghar Da Wasda Wera 

Gali Gali Wich Rulia Na Kar

Rab Rab Kar De Budeh Ho Gaye

Rab Rab Kar De Budeh Ho Gaye, Mulla Pandat Saray 

Rab Da Khoj Khra Na Labha, sajday Kar Kar Haray 

Rab Te Tere Andar Wasda, Wich Quran Isharay 

Bulleh Shah Rab Auhnoo Man si Jera Apnay Nafs Nu Mare

Qabool E Jurm

Qabool-e-Jurm Karte Hain

 

Aye Ishq...!

 

Tumhare Qadmon Me Gir K

 

Saza-e-Maut Hai Manzoor Magar Mohabbat

 

Ab Nahi Karni......!!! 

A Good Heart And A Good Nature

A Good Heart And A Good Nature

Are Two Different Issues,

A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships,

But A Good Nature

Can Win An Sustain Life Long Relationship

In Any Relationship

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, age, caste or creed.

But in its bond.

So hold the hand of the person whom you love

rather than expecting them to hold yours.

Make A Mind Which Never

Make a Mind which never

minds…Make a Heart which never

hurts…Make a Touch which never

pains..&…Make a RELATION

which never Ends.

Hum Se Bichar K

Hum Se Bichar K Us Ka Takbbur Bikhar Gaya Faraz

 

Har Ek Se Mil Raha Hy Barii Aajzii K Saath

Love Your Parents

Love your parents

and treat them

with loving care...

For you will

only know

their value

when you see

their empty chair...

You Have Seen Me Laugh

You have seen me laugh

You have seen me cry

And always you were there with me

I may not have always said it

But

thanks and I love you

Happy Fathers Day

Dua Kero Ke

Dua karo ke ma us ke liye dua ho jaon 

 

Wo aik shakhs jo dil ko dua sa lagta hai...!

Mujh Ko Qurbaan Hona

Mujhko qurbaan hona ata hai,

 

tum muhabat se jaan maango to ;)