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Monday, 10 February 2014 0 comments

Bass,, yaad karo Dil' se ye Ehsan hi kafi hai..

Dil'k liye ye Arman hi kafi hai,
Aap k honton ki Musskan'hi kafi hai,.
Aap mujh se bat karo ya na karo,

Bass,, yaad karo Dil' se ye Ehsan hi kafi hai..
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Bass,, yaad karo Dil' se ye Ehsan hi kafi hai..

Dil'k liye ye Arman hi kafi hai,
Aap k honton ki Musskan'hi kafi hai,.
Aap mujh se bat karo ya na karo,

Bass,, yaad karo Dil' se ye Ehsan hi kafi hai..
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I want to be the next President of the USA.

Sardar calls up White House & says
I want to be the next President of the USA.
Obama: Are you an idiot?

Sardar: Why? Is it compulsory?;-):-P
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Faqat Mangte hai shifa hamare MOULA tus k lye

Taras Raha Hy Dil Unki Awaz K Lye,
Woh pyar bhare enayat k Alfaz K Lye,
kuch aur nhi mangte hum tujhse Ae Khuda

Faqat Mangte hai shifa hamare MOULA tus k lye
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Halka hath rakhna Sehri hai Valimay ka late nite khana nahin.

ROZEY DAARO..
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Halka hath rakhna Sehri hai Valimay ka late nite khana nahin.
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"Us muhbt k0 kabhi tum meri muhbt se na milana...

"Bichar b ja0n t0 bh0l na jana,
"Kabhi yad karna 0r musk0rana,
"Kar0 j0 muhbat mere bad kisi 0r se...

"Us muhbt k0 kabhi tum meri muhbt se na milana...     
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Ap ko khush daikna chahty hai,

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?
Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga
Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,
Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?
Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge
Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...
Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..
admi:
Kiun?
Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair
Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.
Admi: kiun bhai??
Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the
Hahahah

Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)
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Dard Na Hota To Khusiyo Ki Kimat Na Hoti.

Aansu Na Hote To Aankh Itni Khubsurt Na Hoti.
Dard Na Hota To Khusiyo Ki Kimat Na Hoti.
Puri Krta Khuda Yuhi Sab Murade.

To Ibadat Ki Kabhi Zarurt Na Hoti. 
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Ap ko khush daikna chahty hai,

("Khush raho")
Is liye nahi k
Ap khush rehna chahte hain
Balke
Is liye k kuch log
Ap ko khush daikna chahty hai,

GUD MORNING !
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Haath ki lakeer0n mein sukh hi sukh likha hai Beta.. :-D

Ek aadmi najoomi se:
Baba meri shaadi kyon nahin ho rahi hai?
Najoomi: kaise hogi?

Haath ki lakeer0n mein sukh hi sukh likha hai Beta.. :-D
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Janu Main ab Kitchen Jarahi hun Aap b Apne Ghar walo ko Jagao or Sehri kr lena.:*

1990 Dhol Wala:
Bhaiyon Sehri ka Waqt ho Gaya hai Uth Jao..
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2011:

Janu Main ab Kitchen Jarahi hun Aap b Apne Ghar walo ko Jagao or Sehri kr lena.:*
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Phir Rizq Ki Nahi Allah Ki Talash Kro Jis K Pas Tumhara Rizq Hy"

"Agar Tumhen Yaqeen Ho Jae K Tumhara Rizq Allah K Pas Hy,
To
Phir Rizq Ki Nahi Allah Ki Talash Kro Jis K Pas Tumhara Rizq Hy"

Moula Ali a.s.
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Subah Shohar Ki Aankh Khuli To Dekh Kar Bohat Khush Hova aur Bola!

Love Marrige:
Raat k Waqt
Shohar:
Paani Pilao
Biwi Paani Lenay Gai,
Shohar Ko Neend Aa gai,
Biwi Saari Raat Paani Ka GlaSs Pakray Khari Rahi,
Subah Shohar Ki Aankh Khuli To Dekh Kar Bohat Khush Hova aur Bola!
Maango Kya Maangti Ho?
BiWi:

Kaminay Talaaq De....:@
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Be los wafaein koi ham sy sekhy FARAZ

Piyas aisi k pi jaon samundar sary
Naseeb aisa k mayasar zehar b nahi
Be los wafaein koi ham sy sekhy FARAZ

jisy toot k chaha usy khaber b nhi.
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Jalne ke baad to sirf raakh reh jaati hai.

Kbhi khamoshi bhi boht kch keh jaati hai..
Tarpne klye sirf yaad reh jaati hai.
Kya fark parta hai dil ho ya koila

Jalne ke baad to sirf raakh reh jaati hai.
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Ek pal aisa dy do "jis mein apni sari zandgi tum par qurban kr don" ""BAS EK PAL""

   "BAS EK PAL" "Usy kehna"
Ek pal aisa dy do jis mein zandgi ki sari khushian hon"
Ek pal aisa dy do "jis mein tumhara sara pyar ho"
Ek pal aisa dy do "jis mein tumhary sary gham mujy mil jayen"

Ek pal aisa dy do "jis mein apni sari zandgi tum par qurban kr don" ""BAS EK PAL""
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Mohabbat bhi ajab cheez banai hy Tu ny;;*"A KHUDA"*;

Mohabbat bhi ajab cheez banai hy Tu ny;;*"A KHUDA"*;
Teri hi Masjid mein
Tere hi banday
Tere hi samnay

Rotay hein kisi Or k liye.
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""""jin se umeed thi yad rakhne ki wohi bool gay humain.!!!

""""Udasion mein jeena adat ban gai hai """mohsin"""
""""jin se umeed thi yad rakhne ki wohi bool gay humain.!!!
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Toot Jao Gay Tm mere Chale Jane Se..

Darr Nahi Lagta Mujhe Haar Jane Se
Haaro Gy Tum Mere dour Jane Se
Aj Pas Hun To Qadar Nhi Krte
Yaqeen Karo

Toot Jao Gay Tm mere Chale Jane Se..
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After the inspiring performance of Altaf Bhai, Nargis & Deedar

After the inspiring performance of Altaf Bhai, Nargis & Deedar
have decided to join
the MQM

(Mujra Qaumi Movement)
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Uski Darhkan main meri yaad abhi Baqi hai,Ye Haqeqt mere jeene k liye kafi hai.Akele to Boht jiye Hain Hum mgr,

Uski Darhkan main meri yaad abhi Baqi hai,Ye Haqeqt mere jeene k liye kafi hai.Akele to Boht jiye Hain Hum mgr,
Tere sath jeene ki Hasrat abhi Baqi ha.
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HEN Roll B Khaa Leti Hoon;-)

HIGH STANDARD ENGLISH:
B-)
Journalist to meera:
What Type Of Roles U Like.?:-O
Meera:
Waisy Tu I like vegetable Roll
Lekin

HEN Roll B Khaa Leti Hoon;-)
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Wife makes Mistake, Husband Shouts & Wife Cries; Husband Again says SORRY.

Truth of Life:
Husband Makes a Mistake, Wife Shouts & Husband says SORRY.

Wife makes Mistake, Husband Shouts & Wife Cries; Husband Again says SORRY.
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Main khud hi ja raha hoon tera shehr chorr kar....!

  ^.. BEST ..^ ^..GHAZAL..^ """""""""
Khat likh raha hoon ehd e mohabat ko torr kar....!
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Kagaz pe aansu'on ki jagha chorr chorr kar....!
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Tu fikar mand q hai mere dil ko torr kar....!
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Main khud hi ja raha hoon tera shehr chorr kar....!
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Kal raat likhne baitha gazal tere naam ki....!
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Alfaaz samnay thy kharray haath jorr kar...!
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Main jis main dekhta tha tera aks "A Sanam"
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Tu ne hi rakh diya wo aaina torr kar...S:-(
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"Mat dhund mere chehre pe zakham ke nishan"

"Nahi rakhte hum wafa ki umeed kisi se "
"Hum ne har dm bewafai jo paai hai"
"Mat dhund mere chehre pe zakham ke nishan"

"Hum ne har chot "DIL" pe khai hai".
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Tumhari Yaad Se Dekho Nikaltey Ja

         "SUNO!"
Hamain Likh Kar
Kisi Lamhey Kahein
Mehfoz Kar lo Tum..
Tumhari Yaad Se
Dekho Nikaltey Ja

Rahey Hain Hum...!!
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Mulk Zardari se le k angrezon ko wapis krdenge or sath men sorry b kahenge.!:-D

Teacher:
agr Quaid e Azam ek din k liye zinda hojaen to kia krenge?
Student:

Mulk Zardari se le k angrezon ko wapis krdenge or sath men sorry b kahenge.!:-D
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Meri Manzil Tak Ka Saathi Sirf Mera Saaya Nikla....,

Sath Chalne Ko Chale Thay Sabhi dost
LEKIN

Meri Manzil Tak Ka Saathi Sirf Mera Saaya Nikla....,
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To phir bhi seekh liya Zamaney k sath jeena,!.

TUM NE !
To phir bhi seekh liya Zamaney k sath jeena,!.
! HUM TO !

Kuch bhi na kar sakey tujhey chahney k Siwa.!!
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Dharakney ruk gae meri ye sun ke farazjb lite gae tou kaam wali masi ne kaha

Dharakney ruk gae meri ye sun ke farazjb lite gae tou kaam wali masi ne kaha
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what the hell is ths :-P
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Gham Seeney Mein Jo kabhi Ruk Na paye,MOHSIN.

("Ghazal")
Koi Sakoon Ki Jaga Talash Karen,
Aa mil K wafa Talash karen,
Jurm Dono Ka Hai aik Sa,
Aa aik Jaisi Saza Talash karen,
Gham Seeney Mein Jo kabhi Ruk Na paye,MOHSIN.
Aa aisi Aab-o-Hawa talash Karen,
Dono apni anaa Mein Na Mit Jayain kahin,
Aa Koi Darmiyani Si Raah Talash Karen,
Zindagi apni Kabhi Duri Me Na Beet Jaye
Aa Hum apni apni Khata Talash Karen
Daikhte Hi Daikhte Jo Dil Me Utar Jaye

Mohabbat Ki Wo Pehli NigAAh talash karen.
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Pathan Gosht le kr ja rha tha.

Pathan Gosht le kr ja rha tha.
Ek cheel aai or jhapta Mar k Gosht lay gai.
Pathan Hanste huay Bola:

ja le ja Biryani ka Masala to Mere paAs hY.
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Ulfat-E-Mohabbat me KHUDA sey or kya Maangun Tery liye..!!

Ulfat-E-Mohabbat me KHUDA sey or kya Maangun Tery liye..!!
Bus DUA hai k TU Duniya Mei kabhi bhi kisi ka Mohtaaj na ho..! < AAMEEN >
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Mohabat "door" rehne se brhti hy ya "sath " rehne se?

Question:
Mohabat "door" rehne se brhti hy ya "sath " rehne se?

rply me
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Agly Hfty hm Roz Shoping K Ley Jengay.

Wife:
Es Hfty Ham Roz ghomny Jengay.
Agly Hfty hm Roz Shoping K Ley Jengay.
husband:
Or Us sy Agly Hfty Roz Masjid Jeygy.
Wife:
Q
Hasbnd:

Bheek Mangny.
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B'coz I have got an amazing person who can understand even my silence"...!J

Excellent lines said by a friend
"I have no words to explain my Friendship.

B'coz I have got an amazing person who can understand even my silence"...!J
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'Always Remember That If You Fall, I Will Pick You Up...

Beautiful Words By A Best Friend-
'Always Remember That If You Fall, I Will Pick You Up...

Only After I Finish Laughing..' Hahahaha :P :D
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Tm Ne To Hr Kisi Sy Dil Laga Ke Dekha

Ek Pal Ki Judai Gawara Na Kr Sake
Aisa Ishq Hum Dobara Na Kr Sake
Zindagi Bhr Palat Ke Na Dekha Kabhi
Hm Phir B Shikwa Tumhara Na Kar Sake
Tm Ne To Hr Kisi Sy Dil Laga Ke Dekha
Magr Hum Apne Dil Ko Awara Na Kr Sake
Jan Tak Luta Di Un Ke Pyar Me Magar

Ek Dil Hi Wo Apna Hamara Na Kar Sake
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Hum wo Dost hain jo har kisi ko nahi milte...


Hum wo phool hain jo roz nahi khilte..
Ye wo hont hain jo kabhi nahi silte..
Hum se bichro gay to ehsas hoga..
Hum wo Dost hain jo har kisi ko nahi milte...
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Shaadi sey pehle to tum meray liya pyar bhare sheir kehte they!

BV:
Shaadi sey pehle to tum meray liya pyar bhare sheir kehte they!
Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hai
Bv:
Phir b 'JÄÅÑ' koi to sher keh do!
Husband:
Lo sunö
Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaey mujh par

Wahin hojawon me dafan :D
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Husband : I am in the public toilet just next to that jewellery shop:-P

Woman to her husband : where the hell r u
Husband : darling do u remember dat jewelry shop where u saw a necklace nd totally fell in love with it nd I didn't have money that time but I said "baby it'll be urs 1 day" ?
Wife : yeh I remember my love!!

Husband : I am in the public toilet just next to that jewellery shop:-P
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How long is journey 4rm Punjab 2 America?

Sardar Makes Call 2 Airport n Asks
How long is journey 4rm Punjab 2 America?
Receptionist: 1 sec sir.
Sardar disconnects n says:

"Pee k bethi hy saali"
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General: in red shirt if i got shot,my soliders wouldnt see my blood so they wont b discouraged...

Soldier to general: sir! A small enemy group is atacking....
General: quickly bring me my red shirt..
After enmies defeat
solider:sir why the red shirt?
General: in red shirt if i got shot,my soliders wouldnt see my blood so they wont b discouraged...
Solider:sir 100 enemny tanks r atackin...

General: hurry up! Bring me my yellow trouser....:-D
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A fairy saw a lion chasing a rabbit in forest. She asked both to stop. "I wil grant u both 3 wishes"

A fairy saw a lion chasing a rabbit in forest. She asked both to stop. "I wil grant u both 3 wishes"
lion:I wish all lions in forest, except me, be female.
Rabbit wished for a helmet.
Lion thought that the stupid rabbit is wasting his wish.
Lion: "I wish all lions in next forest be female"
Rabbit asked for a bike.
Lion was shocked again.
Lion: "make every lion in the world, female except me"

Rabbit grinned, started his bike n said "Make this lion gay":D
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The waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab.

A crab was running on the sea shore.
The waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab.
Crab asked: Being my friend, y r u clearing my beautiful footprints..
Waves replied: A fishermn was following ur footprints to catch u, thats y i cleared it off.

"Friendship is caring beyond imagination:)"
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1 Kaali African larki ko jaadugar ne jadu se Par laga diye.

1 Kaali African larki ko jaadugar ne jadu se Par laga diye.
Larki khush ho k boli:
Wow!
Kya ab mein Pari ban gai?
Jaadugar:

Kaddu.. Tu Chimgadar ban gai hai :p
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Hair transplant ki company k add pe likha tha:

Hair transplant ki company k add pe likha tha:
" Sheher say aaien ya pind se....

Hamen hamdardi hai sirf aapki tind say :D "
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He rubbed her ans n pased it to another girl n she replied YES

A boy sees a beautiful girl sittin rite nxt to him n writes in a paper "i luv u,do u luv me?"
n passes d paper to her
She replies:NO
he didnt giv up
He rubbed her ans n pased it to another girl n she replied YES
N the Moral of d story
is definitely nt wt u think
Its:

Save earth, recycle paper
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Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha

2 Shandar dimagh
Pathan & Sardar
Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha
Sardar:
iSKa To Moo He Band Hy.
Pathan:

Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Hua Hy.
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Boy : Hi My lovely .. (Sending fails)

Girl: Hi Baby :*
Boy : Hi My lovely .. (Sending fails)
Girl : Are u here? :\
Boy: Yes Yes im here (sendingfails)
Girl: Are u ignoring me or what!!! :s
Boy: Honey im not... Im right here... (Sending fails)
Girl : It s over... dont u ever talk to me again! :@

Boy: Damn! Go 2 hell :@ (Message sent) :o
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Wife setting paswrd 4 hr Fcebok id, with hsbnd sittng beside her

Wife setting paswrd 4 hr Fcebok id, with hsbnd sittng beside her
She type ''BRAIN'' as pasword. Husbnd fel of his chair, laughng
Coz
Cmptr said "too small":-P

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"Us Ne Aik Baar Kaha Tha"

"Us Ne Aik Baar Kaha Tha"
"Pyar Sirf Mujh Se Karna"
"WASI"

"Phir Aj Tak Hum Ne Mohabbat Ki Nigah Se Kabhi Khud Ko Bhi Nahi Dekha"
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Ak molvi, ek Aurat se takra gia, Aurat gusey se!

Ak molvi, ek Aurat se takra gia, Aurat gusey se!
Ap ko shrm nai ati, daarhi rakh kr takker mar rahy hain.

Molvi! Muhtrma ye daarhi hy breakain nai;->
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Meera ki gali mein golian chal rhe thi.

Meera ki gali mein golian chal rhe thi.
Mera ny police ko fon kia or complain ki ky,
Mr Inspectr, fast come bcoz The tablets r walking in my street:-D
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Larne ki kya baat hai ek din aap den ek din ammi dengi.:-P

1 dulhan kaam nahi karti thi.
Maa betay se boli k main jharoo dongi to tum bolna k ammi rehne den,main de donga..
Is tarha isko shram aaegi..
Jab maa jharu dene lagi to beta bola k main donga..
Us pe dulhan boli k
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Larne ki kya baat hai ek din aap den ek din ammi dengi.:-P
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"Phir B Koi Shikwa Koi Ghm Nhi"

"Mana K Naseeb Main Mere Koi Hmdrd Nhi"
"Phir B Koi Shikwa Koi Ghm Nhi"
"Tanha hain Or Tanha Hi chaly Jayengy"

"BdNaseeb To Wo Hain Jin K Naseeb Main Hm nhi,
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Teacher:apna adrs btao mjhe tmhare abu se milna parey ga?

Teacher:apna adrs btao mjhe tmhare abu se milna parey ga?
Studnt:sIr liyari makan n0.32o w0 uske samne 1 white clr ki hiroof h0gi hiroof . Uske braber me Bori ki shop Hogi B0ri hoti h na sir BORI....

Sir:bs bs pagal me tou bs ase hi pouch raha Tha. :D =P
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BETA : aapki honay wali bahu k message

MAA : Beta kya kar rhe ho..?
BETA : Parh rha hun..
MAA : Excelent ! Kya parh rhay ho..?

BETA : aapki honay wali bahu k message

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