General: in red shirt if i got shot,my soliders wouldnt see my blood so they wont b discouraged...

Soldier to general: sir! A small enemy group is atacking....
General: quickly bring me my red shirt..
After enmies defeat
solider:sir why the red shirt?
General: in red shirt if i got shot,my soliders wouldnt see my blood so they wont b discouraged...
Solider:sir 100 enemny tanks r atackin...

General: hurry up! Bring me my yellow trouser....:-D