Man showed his NIKAH NAMA

Man: i need poison
Chemist: i can't sale until u hv prescription
Man showed his NIKAH NAMA
Chemist: bas ker paglay.rulaye ga kya, bari sheeshi doun ya chhoti?

Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate

Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate

Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate:::::::::::

Ja Meri Missile Ja

>----------> Ja Meri Missile Ja
>----------> ja meri missile ja, jo log mujhe sms nahi karte,unke dimagh me ghus ja or phat ja!
<------< Aray wapis kyun aya? Acha uske pas dimagh hi nahi hai.

No Space For You In My Heart

No Space For You In My Heart
Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.

Aj Rotha Howa 1 Shaks Both Yad Aya

Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya
Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya
Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha
Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.

Hansi Ne Labon Pe Ana Choor Dia Hai

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi 
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

Wada Kero Per Nibhana Sikho

Wada kero per nibhana sikho

Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho

U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao

Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

Zulf Rukh Say Hatta K Bat Karo

Zulf Rukh Say Hatta K Bat Karo

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,

Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai

Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi 

Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.