Status original hona chaey

Status original hona chaey

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Copied to yeh walaa b ha.:P: D

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Attendence.. 

Pappu 

Yes Sir 

Bablu 

Yes Sir 

Tinku 

Yes Sir 

Ullu 

?? 

Ullu 

?? 

Ullu 

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.

This describes everything you are not…

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with HAAN or NAHI

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with HAAN or NAHI

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? 

SON: Under Water, Dad. 

FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean? 

SON: They are Below C Level

If ever in your life u r very sad n

If ever in your life u r very sad n

feel that u have lost everything,

I will come, hold ur hand,

take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Number choose karen 1 se 10

Number choose karen 1 se 10

tak aur

Main ap ko bataon ga k ap ki

personality kesi hy..

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Bal k yaar ap rehny hi do.

Ap wyse hi chawal sy lgtein hyn.

Girl: Pados wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti hain..

Girl: Pados wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti hain..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

AB TUMHARI BARI HAI

Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend: Kaise ?

Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main unk Gaal kheench k kehti..

AB AAP KI BARI HAI

billi dum kuy hilate he..........?

billi dum kuy hilate he..........?

batano na kyun........?

batano na kyun ........?

mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko 

nahi hila sakhti

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye

phir wo hotel mein phuchen

unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha

ek burger kha raha tha

aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? 

SON: Under Water, Dad. 

FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean? 

SON: They are Below C Level

Ek admi kabar par betha tha,

Ek admi kabar par betha tha,

musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???

admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag 

rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.

If ever in your life u r very sad n

If ever in your life u r very sad n

feel that u have lost everything,

I will come, hold ur hand,

take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Hotho se jo choo liya,

Hotho se jo choo liya, 

Ehsaas Aab tak hai, 

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab 

tak hain... 

Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi...-

hai