You Are Looking Good

Best saying heard ever:

 

If someone says you are not looking good Just say..

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Excuse Me! I m not your mirror !!

New Release

1. Warq Warq Pe Teri Ibarat
   Fun2shh
2. Aansu A Jate Hai Sone Se Pehle
   Fun2shh
3. Came For Friendship
   Fun2shh
4. God Gave Us The Gift Of Life
   Fun2shh
5. May Stars Shine This Day
   Fun2shh
6. The Child Was Born
   Fun2shh
7. One Day Sky Was Crying
   Fun2shh
8. My Plane Was Crashed
   Fun2shh
9. I Know Its Your Birthday 2day
   Fun2shh
10. Flying Papers Multi Colours Of Balloon
    Fun2shh

FEW OF THE LITTLE JOHNY JOKES.. Hahahaha

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

JOHNY : “HIJKLMNO! “!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

JOHNY : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

tera ghum maera ghum,,, ek Jaisa saNam:-D

Dukh is ka nai k hamari light nai hy
Khushi is baat ki hy k kisi ki b nahi hy:-)
hahaha
( ',')/
<))  bally bally/ >
tera ghum maera ghum,,, ek Jaisa saNam:-D

Arguing with men is like wrestling

Arguing with men is like wrestling with a hippopotamus in mud!

After sometime u realise that u r getting dirty & the hippo is actually enjoying it. :D

or kia Z tak jhot bolon gunah hota he yar ;)

Aap ho
A se Active
B se Best
C se Cute
D se Dashing
E se Excellant
F se Friendly
G se Great.
Bus Yaar
Bus
or kia Z tak jhot bolon gunah hota he yar ;)

Bohras Rock Bhikhari: Sahib, 5 Rupiya Apo Ne

Bohras Rock
Bhikhari: Sahib, 5 Rupiya Apo Ne.
Bohri: 100 Ni Note Che...
Tara Pase 95 Chhutta Che?
Bhikhari: Ha Che..
Bohri: To Pehla Ae Vapar Ne ...:-)

>>BREAKING<< >>NEWS<<[LATEST VIDEO](',')

>>BREAKING<< >>NEWS<<[LATEST VIDEO](',')
< > (','),___
_/"\__// ¿¿) Altaf bhai plz mjhe maf krden, mjhse glti hogai,ANP walo ne kal party me bht pila di thi is lye mai apne hosh me nhe tha,
ye sb mjhse anjane me hogya,ap k per pkrta hun plz mjhe maf krden.
(ZULFIQAR MIRZA)

Apka Blood Group Kia Hai?

Apka Blood Group Kia Hai?
Jaldi Msg. Kr K Bataen
Shaitan Ki Tabiat Ramzan Ki Waja Se Bohat Nazuk Hy
Doctor Ne Kaha Hai K Sirf Rishtydar Ka Khoon Chalega:-P

is d best answer for all questions!

*SILENCE*
is d best answer for all questions!
*SMILE*
is d best reaction in all situations!
Unfortunately
Both Never Help in
NIKKAH
&
INTERVIEW :-)

"NAIKI" Kar K Aisy Bhool Jaaya Karo

"SONEHRI BAAT"
"NAIKI" Kar K Aisy Bhool Jaaya Karo
..Jaisay..
Log
"bachi" phasa Kr apne doston ko Bhol Jaaty Hy.

"School, College nd University are the nickname of Heaven"

"School, College nd University are the nickname of Heaven"
Hmmmm..
That's y it is said that,
"Couples are made in Heaven..:-P

Fighting Nuns

Fighting Nuns

One day there were four nuns in line for confessional.

The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." 

He asked how. 

She said "I saw a man's private part." He told her to wash her eyes with holy water. 

The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." 

He asked how. 

"I touched a man's private parts." He told her to wash her hands in holy water. 

Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting. 

The fourth nun said, "I'm not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to sit in it."

~Nafrat ki aag ne Karachi walon ko jala dia

~Nafrat ki aag ne Karachi walon ko jala dia
~Aik bheer si lagi hai kafan ki dukan per~

"Ye Sab Meri Maa Ki Dua Hy"

Q: why do we see
"Ye Sab Meri Maa Ki Dua Hy"
written on mehran cars??
Ans: bcz civics n corollas r usually the result of
"baap ka paisa"

ZERO METER SmS Aj Kal KARACHI

ZERO METER SmS
Aj Kal KARACHI
K Halaat
Aesy Hain
_.-'-._FaRaZ_.-'-._
Jo Apny Ghar
Pohnch Gya
Wo Sikandar
.
.
.
Or Jo Na
Pohncha Wo
BORI K Ander.

"A MAN can love MILLION GIRLS,

Shakespear Says,
"A MAN can love MILLION GIRLS,
but only a REAL man can L0VE one GIRL in a MILLION ways"

Woh kaam jo bary bary AALIM na kr skay, aik machar ny kr dia.

Woh kaam jo bary bary AALIM na kr skay, aik machar ny kr dia.
Lahor ki Ladies ko adhi aasteen sy puri aasteen , takhne se neechay shalwar phr Socks tk pehn ne pr majboor kr dia. Karachi walio sudhar jao ab tmhari baari hai(Molana Dengue) ;-)

Arey O doctarwa, kesa nasbandi kiye ho hum ri?

Bihari Babu:
Arey O doctarwa, kesa nasbandi kiye ho hum ri?
Joru phir sey maa ban nay waali hai.
Doctor:
Ham nasbandi tuhaar kiya hoon
pura Bihaar ka naahi!!!

"girlfrnd k inkar pr ek Ghazal":-)

"girlfrnd k inkar pr ek Ghazal":-)
Is tarhan sy sataane ki zarurat kia thi,
Kamini dil ko jalane ki zrurat kia thi.!
Jo nhi tha Ishq to keh dia hota,
Apni owqat dikhane ki zrurat kia thi.!
Maaloom tha agr ye khuwab toot jayenge,
Manhoos phr nend me ane ki zrurat kia thi.!
Ishq pr lagti rahegi hr daur me pabandi
Ek aashiq ki watt lagwane ki zrurat kia thi.!
Maan lo agr ye yaktarfa mohabat thi
To phr nafsiyati.!
Mujhe dekh kr muskrane ki zrurat kia thi

Lipstick lagana Larkiyon ki beauty hai,

Lipstick lagana Larkiyon ki beauty hai,
Wah wah wah
Lipstick lagana larkiyon ki beaty hai,
Usey taste karna Larko ki duty hai,
prof: imran hashmi;