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Showing posts with label Pak Govern Funny Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pak Govern Funny Sms. Show all posts
Wednesday, 3 October 2012 0 comments

...Breaking news... ((Geo news lagao))


...Breaking news... ((Geo news lagao))
Abhi abhi khabar aye he ke (malir) (shah faisal)
(landhi)
(Korangi)
Ke kuch log pepsi company par aehtejaj kar rahe he aur cheekh cheekh kar poch rahe he ke
ramzan me pepsi par ( 5 ) rupe kam karoge ya hum
(roh afzah) le lein :p
Tuesday, 17 January 2012 0 comments

Apni pehchan na rahi to M Q M ki qasam


"G.A MQM"
Hum uth gaye to dar-o-deewar hila denge,
Apne andar k junon ko jaga denge,
Hamari ghairat ko na lalkaro
Zulfiqar.
Hum uthay to sb ko sula denge,
Paharon me ghire hue sheron ki tarah hain,
Cherro humain to nam-o-nishan mita denge,
Tabiyat k hain thande par sanson me aag hai,
Ye aag jo nikli to pani ko jala denge,
Apni pehchan na rahi to M Q M ki qasam
Pehchan walon ki pehchan mita denge,
G.A ALTAF BHAI..
G.A MQM..      
Monday, 16 January 2012 0 comments

Kisi Ne Altaf Bhai ko pepsi 70 ki dedi.:-D


BRAIKING NEW'S Lo bhai, pata chal gaya k aj M.Q.M soug q mana rhi ti!
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Kisi Ne Altaf Bhai ko pepsi 70 ki dedi.:-D
Thursday, 12 January 2012 0 comments

Salute to the efforts of the martyrz who died in PNS-Mehran incident!


SONG OF A SOLDIER
I don't want my teen age queen,
Just give me my rifle M16,
If I die in a battle zone,
Box me up & send me home!
Put my rifle on my chest,
Tell my mom I did my best!
Say my nation not to cry,
I'm the Soldier BORN TO DIE!!!!
Salute to the efforts of the martyrz who died in PNS-Mehran incident!
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Wapda walon se guzarish hai ke:

Wapda walon se guzarish hai ke:
 "Apne Khambey or Taaren lapet kar le jayen. . . . . .
 Parindon ke bethne ka ALLAH PAK koi or wasila bana dega".:-(
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1 phatti huwi shalwar aur us me se latakta 8 inch ka L0RA


Main PTI Member hony k naty
Apny Leader
IMRAN KHAN
ki policies follow krte hoy
Aaj me bhi apni Qoam k samnay apne asasay declair kr raha hun
1 Mobile phone
8 Simen
4 Suit
1 Lunday ka Coat
2 Anguthay se phati huwi juraben
1 purana Kachha
1 phatti huwi shalwar aur us me se latakta 8 inch ka L0RA
THATS ALL!!
Wednesday, 11 January 2012 0 comments

This sms came from Benazir for Zardari..!!


A jao na plz tum b a jao na. Ami b he, abu b hen, bhai b he. Bus tumhari kami he jaan. I love u jaan a jao,
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This sms came from Benazir for Zardari..!!
Tuesday, 10 January 2012 0 comments

Aap Hamari Service Se Khush To Hain Na...?


Aik Aisa Sawal Jo Apko Sardi Main Bhi Aag Laga Daiga.
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Aap Hamari Service Se Khush To Hain Na...?
From:
KESC
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If u gv me 100 young boyz I can chnge da nation


If u gv me 100 young boyz I can chnge da nation
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IMRAN KHAN:-)
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If u gv me 100 young girlz I can create anothr nation
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IMRAN HASHMI;-)
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Momo to Imran Khan: "me tujhe is saal wo dongi Pervaiz."


Momo to Imran Khan: "me tujhe is saal wo dongi Pervaiz."
Imran Khan: "wo kia maa g?"
Momo: "woi jo awam ne Zardari ko di he."
Imran Khan: "galiyan?"
Momo: "gali to tujhe kabhi nahi dongi Imran Nazir."
Imran Khan: "Imran nazir nahi Imran Khan maa g!"
Momo: "nahi me tujhe Imran Khan bhi nahi dongi."
Imran Khan: "maa g vote dena he to do warna jao!"
Momo: "Ayi shawashe! me tujhe vote dongi Musharraf putar!" :p
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If u gv me 100 young boyz I can chnge da nation


If u gv me 100 young boyz I can chnge da nation
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IMRAN KHAN:-)
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If u gv me 100 young girlz I can create anothr nation
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IMRAN HASHMI;-)
Monday, 9 January 2012 0 comments

Mat Kar Pyar Roshni Se,Ye Pal Bhar Ki Mehmaan hay,


Mat Kar Pyar Roshni Se,Ye Pal Bhar Ki
Mehmaan hay,
Dil Laga iss Andhere Se Jo Qabar tak Meherban hay...
From. K.E.S.C.Special Khof-e-Khuda-Service..)
Thursday, 22 December 2011 0 comments

FroM state Bank.

Jis k pas 500 k bary Not haiy Wo Aaj Say Gand Main Lai LAIN,


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FroM state Bank.
Wednesday, 21 December 2011 0 comments

Sir G odi application ayi hai odi saas mar gai he.


SHAITAANO KA SCHOOL

Attendance

YAjoj Mjoj
Yes sir

Zakoota
Yes sir

Firaon
Yes sir

Ebles
Yes sir


Zardari
Sir G odi application ayi hai odi saas mar gai he.
Monday, 19 December 2011 0 comments

ATTACK ON PAKISTAN? Next on their list !?? Is it finish usama or finish PAKISTAN??

Usama is not dead- alqauida claims. We havent found dead body of usama- ISI. and if he is killed in pakistan howcome america has pictures and custody of his body already???!! OPEN your eyes brothers it's an American strategy to target Pakistan by saying they killed usama in abbottabad. India and Britain have already started claiming earlier this morning that Pakistan is the hub of all terrorism so a massive operation should be started. Stupid news channels are happily broadcasting usama's death in abbotabad. Wake up!!! Is there gonna be ATTACK ON PAKISTAN? Next on their list !?? Is it finish usama or finish PAKISTAN??! Please spread fast to stop our channels from helping America unintentionally.
Friday, 16 December 2011 0 comments

Lrko ki tlash jari hy Qk sharmila ko mza Aya.

Breaking News


Nazimabad Me PPP Ki Leader Sharmila farooqi ko Na'Malum Moter Cycle swaro ne



Ungli kardi.





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Lrko ki tlash jari hy Qk sharmila ko mza Aya.

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