Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..

Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 

2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay. 

PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola 

hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.

 1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.

. 

Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.

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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga

Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai

.

Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

Pathan Sms1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha

.

To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht 

Namazi owr naik banda hai.

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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola: 

Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

Girl to pathan: How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?

Girl to pathan: How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?

pathan: 4 apples

Girl: U can eat only 1 apple because when u eat 2nd apple then ur stomach is not empty.

pathan: Wah yar kamal kr diya, main apny doston ko b bataon ga,

Pathan to his frnd: How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?

Frnd:6 apples

pathan: O jaa yar jay tu 4 kehnda ty bra shugal lagna c

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!

Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun 

mar rhe ho?

Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.

Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.

Pathan Bola:

O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum 

kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe 

kehta hai

TERI BHABI SE !!.

Msjid k leay chnda ki apeal ho rhe the,

Msjid k leay chnda ki apeal ho rhe the,

1 admi khara ho k khta he ma bulb lgva don 

ga 

Dosra:ma tube lgva don ga 

Pthan josh ma a k khta ha ma cable lgva don 

ga :-)

Sardar ji to Pathan: Khan saab aapki sab se

Sardar ji to Pathan: Khan saab aapki sab se 

barri taaqat kya hai? 

Pathan: Hamara beta. 

Sardar ji: Aur sabse barri kamzori? 

Pathan: TUMHARA BETA...!!

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,

2 charh gaey

To train men logon ne kaha

WELDONE

Pathan: khaak well done?

Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay.

Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par

Pathan ka challenge 

Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par 

utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.

.

Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye

.

Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho 

tum !

1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah Se Awlaad ke lie dua mangta raha .

1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah Se Awlaad ke lie 

dua mangta raha

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1 din Pathan ke pas Farishta aa kar bola:

Khan sahb tujhe Allah ka wasta hai

Pahly Shadi tu kar le

Jin: Kya Hukm hy Meray Aaqa?

Jin: Kya Hukm hy Meray Aaqa? 

PATHAN: Ek Shair suna do

Jin: Hukm Krien,Bakwas nhi,,, 

Myn Jin hoOn FARAZ nhi 

PATHAN: Wah Wah Kya Shair hy...

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.

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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe se hukka pi raha tha

1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe se hukka pi raha

tha

Dost ne pocha: Etny lambay pipe se kion pi 

rahay ho?

.

Pathan: Doctor Sahb ne tambako se door 

renhy ka kaha hai

4 Pathan Train K Piche Bhag Rahe Thay

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,

 

2 charh gaey

 

To train men logon ne kaha

 

WELDONE

 

Pathan: khaak well done?

 

Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay.

Ek Pathan Apni Bhabi Ko Mar Raha Tha

 Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!

Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?

Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.

Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.

Pathan Bola:

O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai

TERI BHABI SE !!.

Sardar Ji To Pathan

Sardar ji to Pathan: 

Khan saab aapki sab se barri taaqat kya hai? 

Pathan: 

Hamara beta. 

Sardar ji: 

Aur sabse barri kamzori? 

Pathan: 

TUMHARA BETA...!!

Msjid K Leay Chnda

Msjid k leay chnda ki apeal ho rhe the,

1 admi khara ho k khta he ma bulb lgva don ga 

Dosra:ma tube lgva don ga 

 

Pthan josh ma a k khta ha ma cable lgva don ga :-)

Kya Hukm Hy Meray Aaqa

Jin: 

Kya Hukm hy Meray Aaqa? 

 

PATHAN: 

Ek Shair suna do

 

Jin: 

Hukm Krien,Bakwas nhi,,, 

Myn Jin hoOn FARAZ nhi 

 

PATHAN: 

Wah Wah 

Kya Shair hy...

Kya Hukm Hy Meray Aaqa

Jin: 

Kya Hukm hy Meray Aaqa? 

 

PATHAN: 

Ek Shair suna do

 

Jin: 

Hukm Krien,Bakwas nhi,,, 

Myn Jin hoOn FARAZ nhi 

 

PATHAN: 

Wah Wah 

Kya Shair hy...