Wo Mujhe Yaad Nahi Karta To Mein Ussey Kyun Yaad Karon??

Yehi Sochte Sochte Hum Sb Ek Dosre Ko Kho Dengay Ek Din Dosto.........!! 
 Wo Mujhe Yaad Nahi Karta To Mein Ussey Kyun Yaad Karon??

Husband Throwing Knives On Wife's Pic.

Husband Throwing Knives On Wife's Pic.

All Were Missing The Target!

Suddenly He Receive Call From Her:

Hi,Wat R U Doing?

His Honest Reply:

Missing u:-D

"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"

A man meets a frnd after a long tym & notices he is wearing an earing.

"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"

Friend:Ever since my Wife found one in my Car

Jeans pehn kr jb me tayar hota

Jeans pehn kr jb me tayar hota

Utha k mobile bike pe sawar hota

To log chhat pe aa kr kehte 'Jaani'

Kash ye meri beti ka pyar hota! ;)

!.-*

The biggest joke on Doctors;

The biggest joke on Doctors; 
 Doctor : Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isko bacha lete... 
 Boy's : Abey, saale 15 minute pehly to accident hua hai.

1 Amrican ne shrab peny k bad bottle pathan ki traf barra di,

1 Amrican ne shrab peny k bad bottle pathan ki traf barra di,

.

Pathan ne kaha :

Hum is se acha nasha krta ha

Or

Angraiz ko chars ka 1 kesh lgwa dya,

.

Jb angraiz behosh ho gya to pathan ne us ki gand mar di,

.

2 din bad jb dono ki mulakat hoi to pathan ne peir aik kesh lagane ko kaha. . . .

Angraiz bola :

.

No yaar !

Ye to bohat sakht nasha hai,

Nasha utrne k bad Gand me bohat dard hota hai.

Son: papa ap mom k sath kya kr rahy thy?

Son: papa ap mom k sath kya kr rahy thy?

Papa: Beta petrol dal raha tha.

Son: "Papa mom ka average check krwain,

Subah drivar b petrol dal k gaya hai.