Msjid K Leay Chnda

Msjid k leay chnda ki apeal ho rhe the,

1 admi khara ho k khta he ma bulb lgva don ga 

Dosra:ma tube lgva don ga 

 

Pthan josh ma a k khta ha ma cable lgva don ga :-)

Kya Hukm Hy Meray Aaqa

Jin: 

Kya Hukm hy Meray Aaqa? 

 

PATHAN: 

Ek Shair suna do

 

Jin: 

Hukm Krien,Bakwas nhi,,, 

Myn Jin hoOn FARAZ nhi 

 

PATHAN: 

Wah Wah 

Kya Shair hy...

Kya Hukm Hy Meray Aaqa

Jin: 

Kya Hukm hy Meray Aaqa? 

 

PATHAN: 

Ek Shair suna do

 

Jin: 

Hukm Krien,Bakwas nhi,,, 

Myn Jin hoOn FARAZ nhi 

 

PATHAN: 

Wah Wah 

Kya Shair hy...

Pathan Bhaga

 Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

Pathan Galti Se Samunder Me

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya….

Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….

use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan

bacha le…;-)

Man Jumpd Into Water

Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

A Pathan Scientst Was Watching

& Concluded

Humans r Soluble in water

Batao Aisa Kiya Karen

SARDAR:

Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?

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PATHAN:

Jootay se maar do:)