Life main wo karo jo khud chao,

Life main wo karo jo khud chao,

wo b karo jo apne chahe bcoz

apno ko apno se hi kuch ummid hoti hai

Duniya bhi kitni ajeeb jagha hy...

Duniya bhi kitni ajeeb jagha hy... 

yahan 100 KG anaaj ki bori jo utha sakta hy wo khreed nahi sakta

 or jo khreed sakta hy wo utha nahi sakta

Number choose karen 1 se 10

Number choose karen 1 se 10

tak aur

Main ap ko bataon ga k ap ki

personality kesi hy..

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Bal k yaar ap rehny hi do.

Ap wyse hi chawal sy lgtein hyn.

Girl: Pados wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti hain..

Girl: Pados wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti hain..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

AB TUMHARI BARI HAI

Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend: Kaise ?

Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main unk Gaal kheench k kehti..

AB AAP KI BARI HAI

billi dum kuy hilate he..........?

billi dum kuy hilate he..........?

batano na kyun........?

batano na kyun ........?

mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko 

nahi hila sakhti

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye

phir wo hotel mein phuchen

unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha

ek burger kha raha tha

aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? 

SON: Under Water, Dad. 

FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean? 

SON: They are Below C Level