Ek din jab hum dunia se chale jaenge,

((( Ek din jab hum dunia se chale jaenge,

mat sochna apko bhul jaenge,

bas ek bar asman k taraf dekhna,

mere paigam sitaro par aap k liye likhe nazar aaenge…))))

Kisi ko apni khubiyo ka ehsas nahi hota,

Kisi ko apni khubiyo ka ehsas nahi hota,

Aap jaise Dosto ka milna itfak nahi hota,

Achha kuchh kiya hoga hamne,

Varna aap ho sath hamare,Ye visvas nahi hota.

Aapki Dosti hum is tarah se nibhaenge,

Aapki Dosti hum is tarah se nibhaenge,

aap roz khafa hona hum roz manayege,

par maan jana manaane se…..

warana bhigi palkain le k hum kahan jayenge…

Teri Muskuraht meri pehchaan hai,

Teri Muskuraht meri pehchaan hai,

Teri Khushi meri jaan hai,

Kuch bhi nahi meri zindgi…..

Bas itna samajh le ki tera Dost hona meri shaan hai!,

Dil ko Dil se churaya aapne,

{{{{Dil ko Dil se churaya aapne,

duur hote hue apna banaya aapne,

kabhi bhul nahi payenge aapko Dost…..

kyunki Dosti karna sikhaya hi hai aapne…..!}}}

(((Sapne tuut jate hai, apne ruuth jate hai,

(((Sapne tuut jate hai, apne ruuth jate hai,
Zindgi me kaise kaise mod aate hai,
magar jab bhi saath ho aap jaise Dosto ka…..
to raaho ke kaante bhi phuul ban jate hai…..!))

Zamaana gujar gaya haathon ko milaye hue,

Zamaana gujar gaya haathon ko milaye hue,

Muddat ho gayi nazaron ko milaye hue,

Din raat nikal gaye yaadon me khoye hue,

Ab kab samane aaoge yaar muskurate hue?

Kash koi khushiyon ki dukan hoti,

Kash koi khushiyon ki dukan hoti,

usse hamari kuch pehchan hoti,

Lelete tumhare liye sari khushiyan…..

Kimat chahe uski hamari Jaan hoti.

FEW OF THE LITTLE JOHNY JOKES.. Hahahaha

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

JOHNY : “HIJKLMNO! “!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

JOHNY : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

your family on the eve of Diwali. Happy Diwali 2012

Troubles as light as Air, Love as deep as the 

Ocean, Friends as Solid as Diamonds, Success as 

bright as Gold, These are the wishes for you and 

your family on the eve of Diwali. Happy Diwali 

2012

Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari Aap Chand ki tarah

Deep Jalty jagmagate rahin,Deep Jalte jagmagate 

rahin, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahin, 

Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari Aap Chand ki tarah 

agmagate rahin -Happy Diwali

Na dimag se Na zuban se Na paigam se Na

Na dimag se Na zuban se Na paigam se Na 

message se Na gift se Appko happy diwali Direct 

dil se

jaise Tazgi ho 'Colgate' jaise Aur tension-free rahe 'Huggies' jaise! 'Happy Diwali'

Aapke life mein mithaas ho 'Cadbury' jaise 

Rounak ho 'Asian Paints' jaise Mehak ho 'Axe' 

jaise Tazgi ho 'Colgate' jaise Aur tension-free rahe 

'Huggies' jaise! 'Happy Diwali'

Wish you Happy Diwali. e '} � i

Har dam khushiya ho sath, Kabhi daman na ho 

Khali Hum sab Ke taraf se, Wish you Happy Diwali.  

e '} � i s �_� Ц 'Happy Diwali'

Avoid last day rush. Send now! HAPPY DIWALI

This is to formally announce that I have started 

accepting Diwali gifts in ROKDA & CHEQUES. 

Avoid last day rush. Send now! HAPPY DIWALI

All wishing you a very very HAPPY DIWALI!

With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4.5 

million red cells 60 trillion DNAs... 

All wishing you a very very HAPPY DIWALI!

Towards progress and continued success. Happy Diwali.

May the glow of the diyas light your path, 

Towards progress and continued success. 

Happy Diwali.

Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar

Makki ki Roti, 

Nimbu ka Aachar, 

Suraj Ki Kirne, 

Khushiyo ki Bahar, 

Chand Ki Chandi, 

Apno ka Pyar, 

Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar

who enrich your lives, For me it's you Happy Diwali.

The most precious gift don't come Wrapped in 

bright packages,They are the people who enrich 

your lives, For me it's you Happy Diwali.

Time To Wish For Peace. HAPPY DIWALI.

It Is Time To Feel Good, Time 4 Reunion, 

Time 2 Share Happiness, 

Time To Feel Being Loved, 

Time 2 Show Ur Love, 

Time 2 Live For Others And 

Time To Wish For Peace. HAPPY DIWALI.

My Wish For Glowing DIWALI, Glowing Life!! Happy Diwali

Sun Glows For A Day, Candle For An Hour, 

Matchstick For A Minute, But A Wish Can Glow 

Days Forever, So Here Is My Wish For Glowing 

DIWALI, Glowing Life!! Happy Diwali

Flower Beautiful Than Ur Smile. - Happy Diwali

 Searched Many Gardens To Select A Flower To 

Give U As My Diwali Gift. But, I Didn't Find Any 

Flower Beautiful Than Ur Smile. - Happy Diwali

Yaad Humari Khud Hi Aa Jayegi happy diwali

Tum Bhool Kar DeKho Hume Ek Tanhai Tumhe 

Har Pal SataYegi, 

Jab Bhi Sochoge Kisi Ke Bare Me, 

Yaad Humari Khud Hi Aa Jayegi happy diwali

May the your neighbors stop using crackers

May the your neighbors stop using crackers 

I hope you will stop using crackers and give the peace to neighbors and everyone Happy Diwali

حضورصلى‎ ‎الله عليه وآله وسلم نے فرمايا

حضورصلى‎ ‎الله عليه وآله وسلم نے فرمايا

"مجھ پر‎ ‎کثرت سے درود‎ ‎بھیجو‎ ‎تمہارا درود‎ ‎مجھ تک پہنچتا‎ ‎ھےخاص طور‎ ‎پرجمعہ کےدن اسلۓ‎ ‎کہ جمعہ کے‎ ‎دن میںتمہارا درودخود اپنےکانوں‎ ‎سےسنتا ھوں"

اسلام عکیم

جمعہ مبارک دعاون میں گناھ گار کو یاد رکھے گا

G( ~_~)(~_~ )D < morning > ""-.,?,.-""

  ,+""-., ,.-""+,
G( ~_~)(~_~ )D < morning > ""-.,?,.-""
Have A cool morning with cool SmiLE
On Ur fAce. G( '.' )( '.' )D Morning

(AMEEN) .ASSALAM 0 ALAIKUM.RAJAB KA. JUMMA

*J*U*M*M*A
M*U*B*A*R*A*K*,*'*,
( c ' ?>-- <_/")
Piyarey ALLAH
Jisko Mene Ye Sms Bhejha Hai, Usey Dunya Ki Her Khushi Naseeb Farma,
(AMEEN) .ASSALAM 0 ALAIKUM.RAJAB KA. JUMMA

اوراپنےلامحدود خزانوں سے رزق حلال نصیب فرما.

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

اےرب کائنات !

میںتیرےپاک نام سےدن کی ابتدا کرتا ھوں.

یارب !

میری دین و دنیابہترفرما

اوراپنےلامحدود خزانوں سے رزق حلال نصیب فرما.

آمین.

السلام عليكم

.صبح بخير.‏‎...‎

13 RåJåBSHäB-e-ZäHööR!!!"."."MÖLA"."."!!!

13 RåJåBSHäB-e-ZäHööR!!!"."."MÖLA"."."!!! ".".ALI a.s."."
ApKo Or Ap K Ghr Walo Ko DiL Ki Gehraiyo'n Se Bht Bht MuBaRaK Ho.

"ASALAM-O-ALAIKUM" hAvE a NiCe DaY....?

____*G*_____
*O*_____*O*
____*D*_____
____*M*_____
*O*_____*R*
____*N*_____
*I*______*N*
____*G*_____
"ASALAM-O-ALAIKUM"
hAvE a NiCe DaY....?

الله رب العزت آپکو

جمعه مبارك

دعـــــــــــــــا

الله رب العزت آپکو

عــــــــزت‎ ‎عظـــــمت

سلامــــتی‎ ‎كامــــيابی

مسـکراھٹ‎ ‎محبتیں

اور لاتعداد خوشیاں

عطا فرمائے‎ ‎ آمــــــین

‎ AsSalam o Alaikum.‎

«::::: اسلام علیکم:::::»

 بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

صـبـــــــــــــح بـــــخــــیــــــــر

"زندگی"

ایک خوبصورت

سفر،

"دوستی"

ایک خوبصورت

رشتہ،

"اورآپ"

ان تمام خوبصورت

"پھولوںکا گلدستہ",¤

«::::: اسلام علیکم:::::»

Have A Nice Day.."good morning''

,:**:,,:**:,*, ,* WELL "*,,*" CØME
To A Beautiful*._.*HÄPPY*._.* *._DÄY_.* _.* *._
And
$TÄRT
with name of.+'"; w '; ';
'+.+;' ; ; ; '-,,,,,;'';,,,;' ;
Have A Nice Day.."good morning''

SHAB-E-MERAJ MUBARAK HO

 SHAB-E-MERAJ MUBARAK HO
/'\ ( * /'\
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Aaj jab hath uthana dua k lye,
to
Hamein mat bholna ,
Kya pata hamare naseeb ki khushiyan
Muntazir hun aap ki DUÄ k liye.
(Talib e Dua  

SÖ TAKE GÖÖD CARE ÖF UR GÖÖD FRIENDS.!!

Shakespeare said
"ONE Good ßook is equal to 100 Friends"
ßut
"ONÉ Good friend is equal to a Library."
SÖ TAKE GÖÖD CARE ÖF UR GÖÖD FRIENDS.!!
have a nice Sdy

اوراپنےآقاکی بارگاھ میں درودوسلام کےنذرانےبھیجنے

الصلواةوالسلام عليک

يارسول الله

الصلواةوالسلام عليک

ياحبيب الله

الصلواةوالسلام عليک

يانبي الله

الصلواةوالسلام عليک

يانورالله

آگےبڑھاتے

جائیں

اوراپنےآقاکی بارگاھ میں درودوسلام کےنذرانےبھیجنے والوںمیںشامل ہوجائیں

اللہ عزوجل

اپنےحبیب کےصدقےہماری غلطيون كومعاف فرماۓ.آمین 

Mehak Me Sary Haroof Dho Kr,

Mehak Me Sary Haroof Dho Kr,
Qalam Ko Mushk o Ambar Me Dabo Kr,
SANA-E-RAB-E-
JALEEL Likhoon,
Taveel Tr Se Taveel Likhoon,
KAREEM Likhoon
RAHEEM Likhoon,
USI Ko USI Ki Daleel Likhoon,
Kahan Nhi Tha Kahan Nhi Hai?
Mjy Bta WO Jahan Nhi Hai?
Azal Se Hai,
Ta'Abd Rhy Ga,
Wo AAP Apni SANAD Rhy Ga,
WOHI To Hai
LA'SHARIK-O-
YAKTA,
WO Sb Ka KHALIQ
WO Sb Ka AAQA,
RAHEEM-O-
REHMAN Siffaat Uski,
Brri Mukrram Hai Zaat Uski!
Assalam o Alaikum
Good morning

Subha Bakhair Asalam.0.Alaikum.

    ,*""*,,,*""*, '*, 27TH ,*' "* ,, *"
,============,
:sehri*mubarak:
"==="-._.-"===="
Subha Bakhair
Asalam.0.Alaikum. 

Chand ki taraf se tamam sitaro ko....-)

Chand ki taraf se tamam sitaro ko....-)
,
,
,
,
,
,
, ADVANCE ME Eid MUBARIK ";-)
Ab aage mat forward krain q k chand aik he hota hy :-D

Faith and destination is what keeps me going… ( Self Motivation Quotes )

he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY"

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
"I thought It was MONEY"

MolVi SahAb koi AiSa TaRiqa Batao k Me khao Peo Aur Mera Roza b Na Tote

Aadmi:
MolVi SahAb koi AiSa TaRiqa Batao k Me khao Peo Aur Mera Roza b Na Tote?
Molvi:
LoGo Se Mar khao or GhuSsa Pee jao Roza Nahi ToteGa

A Refrigerator can change a liquid to solid ice,

A Refrigerator can change a liquid to solid ice,
A stove can change a liquid to vapour,
But
Only a girl can chnge a liquid to a baby
Ye hai asli talent :D :-P

k kareeb wali masjid me hai ok all frndz r invited yaad say aa jana...

Aaj jis jis nay roza rakha hai uski aftari mere ghar
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k kareeb wali masjid me hai ok all frndz r invited yaad say aa jana...

A Refrigerator can change a liquid to solid ice,

A Refrigerator can change a liquid to solid ice,
A stove can change a liquid to vapour,
But
Only a girl can chnge a liquid to a baby
Ye hai asli talent :D :-P

GOOGLE search result: "Dawoodi bohra jamat khana!"

A guy searching these Keywords on the net...
'Free Dinner in 5 star hotel' on GOOGLE.
GOOGLE search result:
"Dawoodi bohra jamat khana!"

A Man Asks sardar, mai company ke M.D ko

A Man Asks sardar, mai company ke M.D ko english mai kaise pochun k kal chutti hai ya nahi??
.
Sardar's answer :
Tomorrow is a holiday. .TRUE or False?? :-D

Boss: to chalo phir apni bak bak band karo or mujhe sonay do :):-D

A secretary was on a trip with boss in train in the same compartment. 
Raat ko wo kaafi der tak boss ko apnay kissay sunati rahi k achanak boss ne poocha
 "darling kya khayal hai aaj raat ham dono miaan bivi ki tarha guzarain
" sectary sharmatay hue boli 
"sir jaisay aapki marzi".
Boss: to chalo phir apni bak bak band karo or mujhe sonay do :):-D

Ab k BARISH me kuch aisa krna

Ab k BARISH me kuch aisa krna
Apni Hatheli pe boondon ko jama krna
Jo jama ho jaen wo sub lotay me daal k gaand dho lena
Putter hr msg romaintic nahi hota:-)

A TRUE STORY: Kisi Darakht pe 1 Ullu Betha Karta tha

A TRUE STORY:
Kisi Darakht pe 1 Ullu Betha Karta tha
1 Din Wo Darakht Kat Diya Gaya
Darakht Bohat Khush Hua k Shukar Hai Ab na mein rahunga or na hi mujh par koi ullu bethe ga.
Lekin Darakht ki Khushi Us Waqt Khak me Milgai
Jab
Usko Kaat kar
Sadr-e-Pakistan ki Kursi Bana Di gai.
Or Ab Us Par ULLU ka PATHA Bethta hai.

A man in USA see a dog attackng a girl,

A man in USA see a dog attackng a girl,
He kicks the dog, it dies!
"Newspapr report:
"LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG"
Man says i'm not Amercan!
Report changed:
"Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog"
Man says:
Actually
I'm Pakisatani!
Breaking News:
"Muslim Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which was playing with a girl..

Ab Mei Samjha Teri Gaand Par Baalon Ka Matlab

Ab Mei Samjha Teri Gaand Par Baalon Ka Matlab
Jani
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Dolat Ki Lakeer Ko Jhaarion Mei Chhupa Rakha hai
Hmmmm!!!!!!!!!
Sharaaarti.

Aaj raat jisme barsegi khuda ki neamat. Maang lena jobi bhari ho

Aaj raat jisme barsegi khuda ki neamat. Maang lena jobi bhari ho dilo me hasrat.
Aaj koi uske darse khali naa jaega.
Jo mangega wahi use mil jaega.
Jholi ko uski barkato se bhar lena.
Aur hame apni Dua me yaad rakhleyna.
Lailatul Qadar Mubarak.
Regards
Murtaza mullah moiz godhrawala.

Aaj raat jisme barsegi khuda ki neamat. Maang lena jobi bhari ho

Aaj raat jisme barsegi khuda ki neamat. Maang lena jobi bhari ho dilo me hasrat.
Aaj koi uske darse khali naa jaega.
Jo mangega wahi use mil jaega.
Jholi ko uski barkato se bhar lena.
Aur hame apni Dua me yaad rakhleyna.
Lailatul Qadar Mubarak.
Regards
Murtaza mullah moiz godhrawala.

Admi: Apka kutta to sher jesa lagta hy kia khilate ho?

Admi: Apka kutta to sher jesa lagta hy kia khilate ho?
Admi: Ye kamina sher hi hy
Sala pyar wiyar k chakkr mein prh gaya tha to shakal kutte jesi hogai hy..

Achi larkian Duniya k har konay me mil jaen gi:)

Achi larkian Duniya k har konay me mil jaen gi:)
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Magar
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Masla ye hay k
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Duniya Gol hy:(
kona hi nhi milega;)

A SILENT LANAT ON KESC & GOVt

Achi bhali neend aye thi
Yeh pankha kisne chala dia?

 ('.')
!) _/)
'(/_>""< <""<
O band karo.Adat nai rahi ab pankhay ki.
A SILENT LANAT ON KESC & GOVt

Ap isko 1 br b snd kr dain tu ap soch b nai skty k ktny log

Ap isko 1 br b snd kr dain tu ap soch b nai skty k ktny log 
Allah se mafi mangain gay...
"Astagh_ firullaha_ rabbi_ min_ kulli_ zambin_wa _atoobu_ilaihi"

Ager Larki ko chaltay RAKSHAY me Lita ke Sex

Ager Larki ko chaltay RAKSHAY me Lita ke Sex kiya jaye to jhatke marne ki Zarurat nhi parti..
Veena Malik ki Kitab
"Rakshay me Chaskay"

Newton ki qabar se cheekhon ki Awaz!.

All scientists fail to answer this question but great pathan answered.

Q : Har solid cheez ko heat de kr liquid banaya jata hy pr wo konsi cheez hy jo heat dene pe Liquid se solid me convert ho jati hy.

Pathan: Pakore. :-D

Newton ki qabar se cheekhon ki Awaz!.

Agar Aap Ka sMs Package Hai

Agar Aap Ka sMs Package Hai
.
To.
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Mera B Hai:
haath milao. ( ':') (';' )
</ /--=-- \ \> LL _/_/ Bohat khushi hui apse mil k.

Andaz-e-Dosti Apki 1 Ada He

Andaz-e-Dosti Apki 1 Ada He
Door Ho Hmse Ye Apki Khata He
Har Jagah Lagi He Pyari Si Tasvir Apki
Jiske Niche Likha He
"YE PAGAL 7 din se LAA PATA Hy.

Agar kisi k paas sab kuch ho to Dunia jalti hai..

Agar kisi k paas sab kuch ho to Dunia jalti hai.. 

Agar kisi k paas kuch Na ho to Dunia Hansti hai.. 

Mere paas aap ke lye DUA hy jis k lye Dunia tarasti hy.. Allah..aap k 

*Naam main *Kaam main*Ghar main*

Ezat main*Sehat main*Jaan main*

Maal main Hamesha Khair o Barkat farmae

 aur 

Aap ko Hamesha TANDRUST aur SALAMAT rakhe.. AAMEEN.          

"Pewasta-e-Shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh

ALLAMA IQBAL ka Shair arz hai.
.
"Pewasta-e-Shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh
.
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.
Bachay 2 hi Achay,
Biviyaan Beshak 4 Rakh..;

Astaghfar parh leta hoon tabiyat sambhal jaati hai...!!! ab bolo Wah wah:-P

Ankhon mein jab kabhi tasveer aap ki aati hai.
*
Wah
*
wah
*
*
*
Astaghfar parh leta hoon tabiyat sambhal jaati hai...!!!
ab bolo Wah wah:-P

Veena malik ka Mufti muneeb ur rehman ko phone.

Aik raat mere sath guzaro
Chand kya
din mein
Taary bhi dekha doon gi ......
Veena malik ka Mufti muneeb ur rehman ko phone.

kabhi socha na tha... 'GOOD NIGHT'.--._.--."-._jan

Ansu tapak rahe hain ankhon se rukhsar tak 'jan',
Kisi ki yaad itna rulaye gi kabhi socha na tha... 'GOOD NIGHT'.--._.--."-._jan      

Agr aapki G.F pory rozy rakhti hai to iska matlab...

Agr aapki G.F pory rozy rakhti hai to iska matlab...
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Wo aap k liye abhi boht chhoti hai,...,
P0G0 is back
Tak dina din. . . .

So add wifes enjoy life:-D ;-) :-P :-)

Agar appki 1 b.v hy to wo app se laray gi
Or
Agar appki 2 biviyan hy to wo app k liye laraingi
Think about it
So add wifes enjoy life:-D ;-) :-P :-)

Andaz tmhary jaisa tha. . . .

Aj b barish khob hovi, , ,
Or badal tot k barsa tha, , ,
Galiyan kochay jal thal ty, ,
Pir soch ka drya pyasa tha
Band darwazo k shesho par, , ,
Jab bonday dastak dete the, , ,
Ihsas hova tm aye ho
Andaz tmhary jaisa tha. . . . 

Aur Agar Ehsas Na Ho To Apne B Ajnabi Hote Hen....:)

Agar koi Aap ko Acha Lagta Hai.
To Acha Wo Nahi Ache Aap Ho.
Q k Aap Us Main Achaai Talash karte Ho.
Khubsurat Hona Ehm Nahi.
Ehm Hona khubsurati Hai.
Khubsurat Insan Se Piyyar Nahi Hota.
Bal-ke Jis Se Piyyar Ho Jaye.
Wo khubsurat Lagne Lagta Hai.
Rishte khoon k Nahi Hote.
Rishte Ehsaas k Hote Hain.
Agar Ehsaas Ho To Ajnabi B Apne.
Aur Agar Ehsas Na Ho To Apne B Ajnabi Hote Hen....:)

Tum Chorr B Jao To Hamen Aziyat Nahi Hogi.., .BEWAFA.

Ab Khud Se Kabhi Hamen Nafrat Nahi Hogi..,
Tum Chorr B Jao To Hamen Aziyat Nahi Hogi.., .BEWAFA.
Torra He Kisi Ne itni Buri Tarha Hamara Dil..,
K ab Zindagi Bhar Hamen Kisi Se Muhabat Nahi Hogi.

intazar hai terey kehney ka k, so jao ab khawab main miltay hain. GUD NI8.

Aankhon k darwazey pe neend to kab ki
i bethi hai.
Bas.
intazar hai terey kehney ka k, so jao ab khawab main miltay hain.
GUD NI8.

Veena Malik ka Baba Aamil Junaid bangali ko challenge...!i!

Aap har Jin Bhoot utar sakte ho magar
.
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.
Meri CHOOT ka bhoot utarna ap k bus ki bat nahi.
Veena Malik ka Baba Aamil Junaid bangali ko challenge...!i!

Veena malik ka National Bank ATM ka iftitah karty waqt khitaab ..

Ab Money transfar karny ka aasaan tareeqa.
Bus apni Girl friend
Ko kaho K taangen utha kar rakhy.
Ab apna ATM card
=====>
ko uss Ki
Mashine () ma daalen.
Uper walay 2 button (.) (.) press karen aur ho gai money transfer.
Veena malik ka National Bank ATM ka iftitah karty waqt khitaab ..

Magar na jane kahan se Dhondh Lete Hain Tujhe pishawar k pathan;)

Aey Ramazan k Chaand !
kyun krta hai Tu molviyon ko Pareshan,
Tujhe Dekhne k Liye Be chain Hain
Mufti Muneeb ur Rehman,
Tujhe Dekh Nahi Paate
Poore Pakistan k insan,
Magar na jane kahan se Dhondh Lete Hain Tujhe pishawar k pathan;)

Acha sila diya tu ne mere pyar ka

Acha sila diya tu ne mere pyar ka
...yar ne hi loot lia ghar yar ka..
"REMIX by FARAZ"
Acha peran Siya tu ne Mere Naap ka
Naap liya Mera, Siya apne Baap ka:)

HONEYMOON .... A young couple left the church and arrived

HONEYMOON .... A young couple left the church and arrived 

at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their 

honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.  

When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, 

"What's wrong with your feet?  Your toes look all mangled and 

weird.

"I had tolio as a child," he answered.



"You mean polio?" she asked.



"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes." 



When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked 

"What's wrong with your knees?  They're all lumpy and 

deformed!" 


"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.


"You mean measles?" she asked.. 


"No, kneasles.  It was a strange illness that only affected my 

knees." 

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. 


As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his 

underwear. 

"Don't tell me," she said. 

"Let me guess... Smallcox".