Wo konsa kutta hy jo insano ka khoon choosta hy

Wo konsa kutta hy jo insano ka khoon choosta hy or uska naam "Z" se aata hy ?
Ans: ZANTIER South Africa me paya jata hy, Lekin soch apki b theek hy.

Kehte hen Lrki k hath me brkat hoti hy

Kehte hen Lrki k hath me brkat hoti hy
Bilkul sahi hy q k 2 inch ki chez hath me do to 6 inch ki kr deti hy
Jesay
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Roti
Magr teri soch ko salam hai yar

Bus m conducter ne musafiro sy kaha sb beth jao

Bus m conducter ne musafiro sy kaha sb beth jao 
ta k bus chal sake peche se 1 larki ki awaz i
ruko ruko "m apne kapray to utar lon"
sari bus ne foran peechay mur kar dekha..
dhoban ne kapro ka thaila sir se utar kar neeche rakha or boli ab thek h chalo!
Par Salam hy teri Soch ko

Mujhe Pata Tha, Tu Ye SMS Poora Parhe ga,Magar

Gaand Ka Soorakh Chota Karne K 3 Tips
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Mujhe Pata Tha, Tu Ye SMS Poora Parhe ga,Magar
Ye To Bata, Soraakh Bara Huwa Kese

Aap Dance karain gi?

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In A Party
Pathan Asked A Girl:
Aap Dance karain gi?
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Larki khari ho kr: haan !
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Pathan:
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Tou mai'n ye kursi Le Loo'n:-|

Bv ko kush rkhne k lye kuch sonehri asool:

Bv ko kush rkhne k lye kuch sonehri asool:


1.Apni wife ki hr roz
leni chahye?
"KHABAR"


2.Kam az kam 3 se 4 dafa karo.
"Mobile pe bat "


3:Us k pakr kr bar-bar
chomnay chahyen?
"HAATH"


4:Us k Aaram Aaram se dabane chahyen?
"PAON"


5:Us ki Agay se hi nhi
peache se bhi karni
chahye,
"TAREEF"


6:Us k samnay Aatay hi
apna nikal kr us k hath
main pakra daina chahye?
"Wallet"
Msg saaf hy magr Aap ki soch ko salam hy.

Boy: apka naam kya hy?

Boy: apka naam kya hy?
Girl: pehan k bataon ya utar k?
B: kya matlab?
G: "PAYAL" naam hy mera, or aapka?
B: le kar bataon ya de kar?
G: matlab?
B:"PAPPI"

2 Women Talking :

2 Women Talking :
1st:Roz Subha Mera Dodh wala Boht Dabata Hy
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"BELL"
2nd:Mera To Newspaper wala Acha Hy Bilkul B Nhi Dabata Nechy se dal deta he.
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"akhbar"
lekin teri soch ko salam hai ustaad

Zindgi Me 2 Baaten Hamesha Yad Rakhna

Zindgi Me 2 Baaten Hamesha Yad Rakhna


1.Hawa Chalti Hy To Patty Hilty Hen
2.Or Jub Nhi Chalti To Nahi Hilty


Hmary Sath rabta rakho gay t0h Genral knowldge barhy gi ;-

LUX Walo Ne Muj Se 5 Cror Ka Sawal Pocha?

LUX Walo Ne Muj Se 5 Cror Ka Sawal Pocha?
"Pakistan Mai Aisa Kon Hai Jo Saal Mai 1 Bar Nahata Hai?
Yaqen Karo 5 Cror Pe Laat Mar di Mgar Tumhara Naam Nhi Lia.

A Girl in her bedroom shouted

A Girl in her bedroom shouted


Ah

Ah

Ah

Ah

Ah








Ahh...haachhii !!

She's sufferng frm cold

Tumhe to bs
_____ msgs
ka chaska laga hai.
sudhar jao.:P