Girl Janu tumhara to ek he Tatta hai

Boy girl k 7 sex kar raha tha Girl achanak zor se hansi Boy Kya huwa Jaan
Girl Janu tumhara to ek he Tatta hai
Boy:Nahi Jaan Dusra tatta SMS parh raha hai

Itna FUZUL SMS b parh lety ho.

Bohat Achay..
Wah
Kya Baat Hai
Bohat Aala
Great Yaar
Zabardust
Daad Deni Paregi
Brilliant
DiL Khush Kar Dia
La Jawab
Khubsurat
Bari Himmat Hai
Kamal Hai
Amazing
Shabash
Herat Hai
Khushi B
Yqeen Nahi Aata
K
Itna FUZUL SMS b parh lety ho.

Tumhare jaisay Haseen aur bhi hain WEST INDIES main...:p

Apny Husn pe itna naaz mat karo ...Dost...
Tumhare jaisay Haseen aur bhi hain WEST INDIES main...:p

Sardi ka ye matlab to nahi k ap nahana chhor do..:-

Koi 1 din select kro
1. Sun
2. Mon
3. Tue
4. Wed
5. Thur
6. Fri
7. Sat
or us din naha lia karo plz.
Sardi ka ye matlab to nahi k ap nahana chhor do..:-

Larki:Tum itne Kalay Q ho?

SUPER BEZITI
Larki:Tum itne Kalay Q ho?
Larka:Kala main hon tumhare Baap ka kya jata Hai?
Larki:Mere baap ka chala jata to tum itne Kalay na hotey:D

Trafic police chalan book nikal k bola Nam bol

Height Of Illetracy
Trafic police chalan book nikal k bola Nam bol
Larka:TrikulavattyyThekkeparambli Swami
Police book band kar k
Agli bar gari dhere chalana

A hurted line by a Boy Whose frnd request wasnt accptd by a Grl.on facebuk.

A hurted line by a Boy Whose frnd request wasnt accptd by a Grl.on facebuk.
.
.
.
.
.
.
''Add Request hi to bheji thi.
Koi rishta thori bheja tha,kutti" :p :p

B.V:Janu tum muje wese pyar nhi krte jese Shahrukh Khan

B.V:Janu tum muje wese pyar nhi krte jese Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me krta ha


Husband:wo pyar krne k 2crore leta ha tre baap ne mjhe aaj tak 200 nahi dye.

Faqir: Baji Allah k nam pr de do

Faqir: Baji Allah k nam pr de do
Aurat: sharm nhi ati road pr bheek mangte ho
Faqir: O ja mai apna kam Kr Ab Tere 1 rupe k lye office khol kr Mangun kia ??

American safeer ne kaha he jis nam k sath

American safeer ne kaha he jis nam k sath
"Muhammad"
ajae to hamara compter use kabol
nhi krta musalmano apne aaqa ka nam "Muhammad "
itna istmal karo k khabis amrikion ke computer fail ho jain jzakallah ager "Muhammad"ke ghulam ho to sms age zaroor farward karo.
Or agr amreca k ghulam ho to delete
kr do

love in pakistan

love in pakistan
romance in afganistan
marrige in rajsthan
no more children in hindustan...................

True Meanings Of ?GIRL?

True meanings of ?GIRL?

?G?= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..

?I?= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..

?R?= RONE ki automatic machine..

?L?= LARAI may sab ki maa?