BAAP: Nahi OWAIS QADRI aayega

BETA: Abu main apni shadi per sheela ko bulaonga
BAAP: Nahi OWAIS QADRI aayega
DADA: Q behas karte ho Jab dono 1 jitne paisay lete hain To sheela he aayegi.

Magar Sach Ye Hai Ke Jesey Hi Oper Rakho Wo Khud Hi Under Chala Jata Hai,

Insaan Jab Pehli Bar Undar Dalta Hai To Wo Bohat Hi Confuse Hota Hai,
Ke Pata Nahi Kiya Hoga,
Magar Sach Ye Hai Ke Jesey Hi Oper Rakho Wo Khud Hi Under Chala Jata Hai,
Or Sub Kuch Acha Lagnay Lagta Hai,
Phir Ajeeb Ajeeb Si Aawazain Bhi Aati Hain,
Or Phir Jab Tumhari
"MONEY"
Bhi Nikal Jati Hai,
To Tumhara Khud Hi Bahir Nikal Aata Hai,
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Ye A.T.M Card Bhi Kiya Kamal Ki Cheeze Hai Na ? ('.')> _|)( _||_ Magar Salam teri soch ko .

Trafic police chalan book nikal k bola Nam bol

Height Of Illetracy
Trafic police chalan book nikal k bola Nam bol
Larka:TrikulavattyyThekkeparambli Swami
Police book band kar k
Agli bar gari dhere chalana

Sardar thora pechay ki taraf hote howe bola

Sardr 1 ghar k niche
khara susu kr rha tha
Upar se 1 aurat boli
Nazar nai a raha
Diwar hai
Sardar thora pechay ki taraf hote howe bola
Ab dekho
nazar aarha hai

Sardar-Koi Aisi Gali Bana Jo Kissi Ne Suni Na Ho

Sardar-Koi Aisi Gali Bana Jo Kissi Ne Suni Na Ho
Pathan-Duniya K Saare LUnd 1 Jhopde Mein
Sardar-Wah
Pathan-Aur Woh Jhopde Teri wife K Bh00sde Mein..

Badshah: Aaj ager kisi ne muje koi naya phal pesh kia to mein usy inaam donga.

Badshah: Aaj ager kisi ne muje koi naya phal pesh kia to mein usy inaam donga.


Next day: 1wazir ne badshah ko bair pesh kia.
Badshah bht ghusa hua or hukum diya k ye bair is ki gand me daal do.


Wazir kabhi rota tha or kabhi hansta tha.


Jub logo ne pocha k tm hans kiun rhy ho or ro kiun rhy ho?


To wazir bola k dard ki waja se ro rha hon or hans is liye rha 


hon k bahar line mein 1 admi Tarboz le kr khara hai.

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein 


Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. 

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets 


Jeeto: Why 3? 


Santa: For you and your parents 

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? 


Santa: Suicide karne ke liye 


Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? 


Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye 

Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. 


Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? 


Santa: I'm falling in love. 

NASA to SATYANASA

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the 


name 


from 


NASA to SATYANASA 

Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage

Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe 


ghoom 


rahi thi... 


Jeeto: Koun si film thi ? 


Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi ! 

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi
to
tumhare liye.  

removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, 
Banta asks: Y r u
removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only' 

Santa asks: Who r u?

Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai 

Interviewer :Let me check you in english..

Interviewer :Let me check you in english..

Interviewer:Tell me the opposite of good
Sardar: Bad
Interviewer: Come
Sardar: Go
Interviewer: Ugly
Sardar: Pichlli
Interviewer: PICHLLI?:-x
Sardar: UGLY
Interviewer: Shut Up
Sardar: Keep Talking
Interviewer: ok now stop these all.
sardar: ok now carry on dis all
Interviewer :abe,chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa;-(
sardar:abe bolta rah..bolta rah..bolta reh
Interviewer :Are yaar:-@
sardaar: are dushman
Interviewer: Get Out
Sardar: Come In
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Sardar: Oh my Devil

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected..!!! Thank You Ji.;-):-)

Ek Sardar Cold Drinks Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Or Dukandar Se Bola !

Ek Sardar Cold Drinks Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Or Dukandar Se Bola !


Aik Pepsi Bottle Kholo Bhai


Dukandar Ne Khol Di


Phir Kaha Aik 7-Up Bhi Kholo


Dukandar Ne Khol Di


Phir Kaha Ek Sprite Bottle Bhi Kholo


Dukandar Ne Khol Di


Phir Kaha Aik Mountain Dew Ki Bottle Bhi Kholo


Dukandar Ghusa Ho Gaya or bola: Tu Kon c Piyega Kamenay?


Sardar : Bhaijaan Peeni Te Koyi Nahi Bus Meino Aye Botlaan Di Thusss Thussss bari pasand ay....

Its like playing GOLF, with a moving HOLE..

TEACHER:


Define Rape with the help of a good example.
SARDAR:
RAPE is a very very difficult Job
Its like playing GOLF, with a moving HOLE..

Sardar ka accident howa

Sardar ka accident howa

Hosh aya

Police:

Jis car nay apko mara uska rung kiya tha ?

Sardar:

Rung pata nahi

Per usko jo chala rahi thi

Uski shirt k 2 button khulay thay

Laal rung ka brazar

Size 36

Galay mein sonay ki chain

Hath mein cigarette

or

Right mummy pay til

Police:

Ohoo

Veena Malik thi...??