1 Admi doston Ki mehfil se rat late ghar gya..

            1 Admi doston Ki mehfil se rat late ghar gya.. 
 Next day Frnds ne pucha: Wife ne Kuch Kaha to nhi..'? 
 Admi: Kuch Khas nhi Ye 2 dant me ne wese b niklwane the...:-P

"Few days back when she called me i was having my food"

"Few days back when she called me i was having my food"
"she got angry that i didn't asked her to join me"
"today when she called me i was taking bath and i asked her to join she was angry again"
"Difficult To Understand Girls":-D

Hsbnd: Dekho Main Chahe Jesa B HOn Pr Bacha Khubsurat Hona Chahiye.

Hsbnd: Dekho Main Chahe Jesa B HOn Pr Bacha Khubsurat Hona Chahiye.
BV: Dekho G, Choice Is urs.
Bcha Ya To Khubsurat Hoga,
Ya Phr Tmhara Hoga .

Wife cries & Husband says Sorry !

Truth of Life-
Husband makes a Mistake,
Wife shouts,
Husband says - Sorry !
Wife makes a Mistake,
Husband shouts,
Wife cries & Husband says Sorry !

ye mujhe boht Chod'ta hai

Wife In Court:
ye mujhe boht Chod'ta hai
mujhe is k sath nahi rehna.
Judge to Hasband:
tu kitni bar Chod'ta hai?
Hasband:
ji,
raat ko sonay se pehly,
aadhi raat ko,
Subah chai se pehly,
bearkfast k baad,
office jane se pehly,
dopehr office se aa k
lunch kr k,
sham ko office se aa k,
phir chai pee k
dinner se pehly aur dinner kr k,
Judge:
bhosri k itni baar chod K tu bor nahi hota?
Hasband:
ji janab bor hota hoon to muth maar leta hoon.

Calendar Hoti To Har Saal Change To Kar Leta.

Wife Apny Husband Sy:
Mein Tumhari Zindagi Ki Kitaab Hon,
Husband:
Yehi To Afsoos Hy,
Calendar Hoti To Har Saal Change To Kar Leta.

Mujhe mohabbat hai apnay hath ki sab ungliyon say..

Mujhe mohabbat hai apnay hath ki sab ungliyon say...
Na janay kis ungli mai "ap ki BHABHI" Ring pehnadain.....!! =D
Dedicate to my "UnN" =)

"Aaj hamari shadi ki salgirah hai, Hamain kia karna chahiye?"

Wife:
"Aaj hamari shadi ki salgirah hai, Hamain kia karna chahiye?"
Husband:
"Aao aj hum us hadsay ki yad main 2 minute ki khamoshi ikhtiyar karte hain...

2011- Zor se chillana taake usay lage pehli baar ha.

Larkiyo ki jab shadi hoti hai to unki saheliyan kya kehti hain:
1980- Ghabrana mat, wo jo kare karne dena
2011- Zor se chillana taake usay lage pehli baar ha.

arey yaar apne niche dekho.....!

Larkiyan 4 chizo ki diwani hoti hain'
1. Make up..
2. Mobile phones..
3. Shopping..
4. ______
(Ninche dekho)
arey yaar apne niche dekho.....!

BV sharabi shohr ko theek kerne k liye Kala Libas Pehan kr khari ho gai

BV sharabi shohr ko theek kerne k liye Kala Libas Pehan kr khari ho gai




Shohar Jhomty howy
Kon ho tum ?
BV:churail
Shrabi:
Hath mila main teri Behan ka Shohr.

"Let me call you back later honey

Woman buys a new sim card puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.
She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number:

"Hello Darling"

The husband responds in a low tone:
"Let me call you back later honey, the bitch is in the kitchen"

wife : mujhay kisi mehngi jaga le k chaliye na ji....

wife : mujhay kisi mehngi jaga le k chaliye na ji....

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husband: chalo tayyar ho joa...
petrol pump chaltay hain.

Larki:Mujpe shayri karo na

Larki:Mujpe shayri karo na


Larka tang aa kar

Ye resham si zulfhain karti hain andhera
Ye resham si zulfhain karti hain andhera

Ho ja ganji aur karde savera

Kuch nhi beta, us ne Lipstick maangi thi, maine ELFi de di...

Son:

Papa aaj ammi itni khamosh kyon bethi hen?

Papa:
Kuch nhi beta, us ne Lipstick maangi thi, maine ELFi de di...

Maaar taaali;-

Doctor::-(Aap ki Biwi Sirf 5 Ghantey Ki Mehmaan Hai. I Am Sorry.

Doctor::-(Aap ki Biwi Sirf 5 Ghantey Ki Mehmaan Hai. I Am Sorry.

Husband: koi baat nahi Doctor Sahab! jub 25 saal nikal gaye to 5 ghantey aur sahi:-D

Tumhari behan ko dekh kar bari khushi ho rahi hai

Husband:


Tumhari behan ko dekh kar bari khushi ho rahi hai
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Wife: Han mujhe tumhari khushi tumhare pajame main se uthi hui nazar aa rahi hai....

G!rl- 'Wow ! What a CO-INCIDENCE .. ' :p

A.T.T.I.T.U.D.E ROCKS ! ;)

 

B0y- 'I hate you ..'
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G!rl- 'Wow ! What a CO-INCIDENCE .. ' :p

Boy: i need poison

Boy: i need poison

Chemist: i can't sell until
u have prescription

Boy showed his
Nikkah Nama

Chemist: bas kr
Pagle. Rulayega kya, bari
bottle du ya choti ;o)

An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as:

An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as:

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" Wanted wife "
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