Teri azmaton se hon bekahbr,

***HAMD***

Teri azmaton se hon bekahbr,
Ye meri nazr ka qasoor hai.

Teri rah ma qadm qadm,
Kaheen arsh hai,kaheen toor hai..

Ye bja ha MALIK e DO-JAHAN,
Meri bandgi ma qasoor hai...

Ye khta hai meri khta mgr,
Tera nam b tau GHAFOOR hai....

Ye bta tuj se milon kahan,
Mera tuj se milna zror hai.....

Kaheen dil ki shart na dalna,
Abi dil gunahon se choor hai......

Tu bakhsh de mere sb gunah,
Teri zaat Raheem o Ghafoor hai...

Girl:Hello kahan se bol rahay ho?

Girl:Hello kahan se bol rahay ho?




Boy:bed pe razai k ander se.


Girl:Aray wahan b signal hotay hain.



Boy:yahn pe mera apna personal tower khara hai.,.

Pthan grlfrnd k 7 car ma lahore sy faslabd ja rha tha

Pthan grlfrnd k 7 car ma lahore sy faslabd ja rha tha

Usne grlfrnd ki Legs pr hath rkha





LarKi :
Tm chaho to es sy agy b ja skte ho




pthan usy multan le gya?

'When You Start Your Day,

'When You Start Your Day,

Keep 3 Words iN Your Pocket'

1-Try
2-True
3-Trust

Try For Better Future!
True With Your WorK!
Trust in ALLAH!
Good Afternoon

C ( . ) ( . ) L DIMAG DAKH YAR BACHI KA:-

1 larki ne apnay RIGHT bazu pe "C" likwaya.Aur LAFTE bazu pe "L".


1 larkay ne pucha ye kia hai.
To larki ne kaha ye lika howa hai. "COOL"

Larka.wo kesay?

Larki ne apni qamez utar ke kaha ab parho.
C ( . ) ( . ) L DIMAG DAKH YAR BACHI KA:-

Chutiya ko condom do.

Ek Shayer shop me ja kr bola:

Ek Ghilaaf-e-auzar-e-mazza-e-mohabbat, bandish-e-izzafa-e-nasal do

Shopkeper: kya?

Shayer ki Wife:
Chutiya ko condom do.

Primary ke final exam mein "hips" per Essay aya..

Primary ke final exam mein "hips" per Essay aya..


Pappu pent utar ker apne hips dekh hi raha tha ke..

Ek bacha cheekha..

Miss pappu ne guide kholi hui hy:p