Tu ne ye soch kar Faqeerni Chod Di

Tu ne ye soch kar Faqeerni Chod Di
Bhosri Kay
K Something is better than nothing!!
Maza awami kha badmi
sudhar ja harami :-D

Teacher: whoever answers my next questions can go home

Teacher: whoever answers my next questions can go home
A boy throws his bag out of window
Teacher: who threw the bag?
Boy: me
I'm going home :-D

"Boobs available on Rent"......

A huge crowd was gathered today going up in front of library because of a simple spelling mistake...
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"Boobs available on Rent"......

2 Chohay Bike pe Ghoom rhy thy

2 Chohay Bike pe Ghoom rhy thy
1 hathi ne lift mangi.
Itny me 1 choha khra ho k bola.
Dekh lay
Phr teri MAA Kahy gi k unit k larko k 7 ghom rha tha ;-)

2 Women Talking :

2 Women Talking :
1st:Roz Subha Mera Dodh wala Boht Dabata Hy
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"BELL"
2nd:Mera To Newspaper wala Acha Hy Bilkul B Nhi Dabata Nechy se dal deta he.
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"akhbar"
lekin teri soch ko salam hai ustaad

Jis Phool Ki Parvarish Hum Ne Apni Muhabat Sy Ki

Jis Phool Ki Parvarish Hum Ne Apni Muhabat Sy Ki
"A dost
Jab Wo Khusbu K Qabil Hua To Oron K Liye Mehkny Laga

Zindgi Me 2 Baaten Hamesha Yad Rakhna

Zindgi Me 2 Baaten Hamesha Yad Rakhna


1.Hawa Chalti Hy To Patty Hilty Hen
2.Or Jub Nhi Chalti To Nahi Hilty


Hmary Sath rabta rakho gay t0h Genral knowldge barhy gi ;-