Tum Chorr B Jao To Hamen Aziyat Nahi Hogi.., .BEWAFA.

Ab Khud Se Kabhi Hamen Nafrat Nahi Hogi..,
Tum Chorr B Jao To Hamen Aziyat Nahi Hogi.., .BEWAFA.
Torra He Kisi Ne itni Buri Tarha Hamara Dil..,
K ab Zindagi Bhar Hamen Kisi Se Muhabat Nahi Hogi.

intazar hai terey kehney ka k, so jao ab khawab main miltay hain. GUD NI8.

Aankhon k darwazey pe neend to kab ki
i bethi hai.
Bas.
intazar hai terey kehney ka k, so jao ab khawab main miltay hain.
GUD NI8.

Veena Malik ka Baba Aamil Junaid bangali ko challenge...!i!

Aap har Jin Bhoot utar sakte ho magar
.
.
.
Meri CHOOT ka bhoot utarna ap k bus ki bat nahi.
Veena Malik ka Baba Aamil Junaid bangali ko challenge...!i!

Veena malik ka National Bank ATM ka iftitah karty waqt khitaab ..

Ab Money transfar karny ka aasaan tareeqa.
Bus apni Girl friend
Ko kaho K taangen utha kar rakhy.
Ab apna ATM card
=====>
ko uss Ki
Mashine () ma daalen.
Uper walay 2 button (.) (.) press karen aur ho gai money transfer.
Veena malik ka National Bank ATM ka iftitah karty waqt khitaab ..

Magar na jane kahan se Dhondh Lete Hain Tujhe pishawar k pathan;)

Aey Ramazan k Chaand !
kyun krta hai Tu molviyon ko Pareshan,
Tujhe Dekhne k Liye Be chain Hain
Mufti Muneeb ur Rehman,
Tujhe Dekh Nahi Paate
Poore Pakistan k insan,
Magar na jane kahan se Dhondh Lete Hain Tujhe pishawar k pathan;)

Acha sila diya tu ne mere pyar ka

Acha sila diya tu ne mere pyar ka
...yar ne hi loot lia ghar yar ka..
"REMIX by FARAZ"
Acha peran Siya tu ne Mere Naap ka
Naap liya Mera, Siya apne Baap ka:)

HONEYMOON .... A young couple left the church and arrived

HONEYMOON .... A young couple left the church and arrived 

at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their 

honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.  

When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, 

"What's wrong with your feet?  Your toes look all mangled and 

weird.

"I had tolio as a child," he answered.



"You mean polio?" she asked.



"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes." 



When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked 

"What's wrong with your knees?  They're all lumpy and 

deformed!" 


"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.


"You mean measles?" she asked.. 


"No, kneasles.  It was a strange illness that only affected my 

knees." 

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. 


As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his 

underwear. 

"Don't tell me," she said. 

"Let me guess... Smallcox".