FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? 

SON: Under Water, Dad. 

FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean? 

SON: They are Below C Level

Ek admi kabar par betha tha,

Ek admi kabar par betha tha,

musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???

admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag 

rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.

If ever in your life u r very sad n

If ever in your life u r very sad n

feel that u have lost everything,

I will come, hold ur hand,

take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Hotho se jo choo liya,

Hotho se jo choo liya, 

Ehsaas Aab tak hai, 

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab 

tak hain... 

Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi...-

hai

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..

Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 

2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay. 

PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola 

hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.

 1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.

. 

Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.

.

Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga

Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai

.

Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

Pathan Sms1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha

.

To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht 

Namazi owr naik banda hai.

.

Pathan Namaz thor kar bola: 

Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"