LOVE IS SUDDENLY REAL LOVE when you can have time for them and her and you.

"LOVE IS....!"
LOVE IS WHEN you wake up, she is already on your mind.
LOVE IS WHEN you lost your heart, she is all that you can find.
LOVE IS WHEN you want to be the one to dry her eyes.
LOVE IS WHEN you see the truth in every one of her lies.
LOVE IS WHEN you want to listen to all her whims and woes,
LOVE IS WHEN you want her to take care everywhere she goes.
LOVE IS WHEN she calls you, your heart goes a flutter.....
LOVE IS WHEN you see her: "I LOVE HER", you silently shutter.
LOVE IS WHEN you tell the world that you love her so.
LOVE IS WHEN you have told the world but "SHE" does not know.
LOVE IS WHEN your eyes light up when you see her there...
LOVE IS ALSO WHEN you hear your heart breaks, when she held hands with "you".
LOVE IS ALSO WHEN you crumbled inside when they say it will LAST FOREVER.
LOVE IS ALSO WHEN you cry inside yet smile outside when they say "HI" to you.

LOVE IS ALSO WHEN you held your breath & said:" How do you do..?"
LOVE IS ALSO WHEN you let her go...you know she is happy now.
LOVE IS ALSO WHEN you know you will get over her somehow.
LOVE IS ALSO WHEN her happiness is what matters to you.
LOVE IS ALSO WHEN you let her love him... and not love you true.

LOVE IS WHEN you will still love her and still she will never know...
LOVE IS WHEN you will swallow the pain and slowly let go...

yet...love is a funny thing...
LOVE IS WHEN you smile when you hear its "her and her" no more...
LOVE IS WHEN you hear she sent him through the door.
LOVE IS WHEN you try to "BUMP" into her again...
LOVE IS WHEN she will say "HI" to you and there is no more pain.

LOVE IS SUDDENLY REAL LOVE when she says she loves you too.
LOVE IS SUDDENLY REAL LOVE when her life revolves around you.
LOVE IS SUDDENLY REAL LOVE when she says, she has always loved you but she didn't dare.
LOVE IS SUDDENLY REAL LOVE when she says, she always loved you but thought you didn't care.
LOVE IS SUDDENLY REAL LOVE when now it's all coming true.
LOVE IS SUDDENLY REAL LOVE when you love her and she loves you...!
LOVE IS SUDDENLY REAL LOVE when now your life is nearly complete.
LOVE IS SUDDENLY REAL LOVE when everyday its her you meet.
LOVE IS SUDDENLY REAL LOVE when your friends accept her too.
LOVE IS SUDDENLY REAL LOVE when you can have time for them and her and you.
LOVE is a combination of many splendor things...and a really complex feeling.

Efforts r always there to support U"

"A paper flying in air is due to its luck.
But a bird is flying due to its efforts.
So if luck is nt wid u.
Efforts r always there to support U"
Gud mrning

"Khazana dabaya jata hai aur Kachra Jalaya jata hai"

Hindu asks Muslim:
"Hum Murdon ko jalate hein aur tum dafnate ho, Btao Kyun?"
Muslim said Golden words:
"Khazana dabaya jata hai aur Kachra Jalaya jata hai"

¤*Meri qadar un sy poch jin ko palat kr nhe daikha mene sirf tere liye.

! Mana K teri nazar main kuch B nahi hon main*¤.
"-"-"{ DOST }"-"-"
.¤*Meri qadar un sy poch jin ko palat kr nhe daikha mene sirf tere liye.

Misunderstandings, Anxieties, Worries, Doubts, Fears, Tears,

Believe in Love..!
Love has great power !
It can "REMOVE"
Misunderstandings, Anxieties, Worries, Doubts, Fears, Tears,
T shirts, Tops, Kameez, Jeans, Skirts etc etc :) :p

Kabhi Exam me itna Interest se parhta to aaj to enginer hota , Hans mat :)

Steps for gud sex:
1.start wid n erotic touch
2.then go 4 a hug
3.kiss her gently on d neck n den on lips
4.Remove her clothes 1 by 1 slowly
5.touch wher she likes 2 b touched often
6.play with her breasts n bite them softly
7.suck her pussy,wid ur hands on da breasts
8.let her make difrnt sounds like, "yes, oh ! Fuck me. Ahh.
9.In b/w press d hips gently
10.Then put yr dick/finger into her pussy
11.Continue d action until she feels d orgasm 2 d worst extent!
Kabhi Exam me itna Interest se parhta to aaj to enginer hota , Hans mat :)

A man in a Bar orders Champagne.

A man in a Bar orders Champagne.
Lady next to him:
What a Coincidence, I've ordered Chmpagne too!
Man:I'm celebrating
Lady:Me too!
Man:What a coincidence, Celebrating what?
Lady: Hubby & I have tried for years for a baby.Today I'm pregnant !
Man:What a coincidence.I'm a Farmer.For years my Hens were infertile. Today all are laying eggs.
Lady:Wow! How did it Happen
Man:I brought a different Cock
Lady Smiled,and said what a coincidence @

Girl Janu tumhara to ek he Tatta hai

Boy girl k 7 sex kar raha tha Girl achanak zor se hansi Boy Kya huwa Jaan
Girl Janu tumhara to ek he Tatta hai
Boy:Nahi Jaan Dusra tatta SMS parh raha hai

Saala ab samjha TITANIC Q doOba..

Auto me couple romance kr rhe the Autowala dekh rha tha,
Aage jake auto pole se takra gya, Autowale ne sar patak k kaha.
Saala ab samjha TITANIC Q doOba..

Girl: Acha ye batao Shaam ko milne aao ge?

Boy: Main tumhein Bangla dillaun ga,
Car dillaun ga,
Gold ke dhair laga dun ga.
Girl: Acha ye batao Shaam ko milne aao ge?
Boy: Haan agar Dost ne Bike di to.

USA: Hamare Dog Football Khelte Hai,

USA: Hamare Dog Football Khelte Hai,
JAPAN: Hamari Fish Dance Karti Hai,
CHINA: Hamare Haathi Cycle Chalate Hai
PAKISTAN: HAMARE GADHE GOVERNMENT CHLATE HAIN

Beta! zindgi main kabhi Chars na peena,

Baap Bete se:
Beta! zindgi main kabhi Chars na peena, warna wo jo aagay 4 Aadmi ja rahay hain, 8 nazar aaen ge, .
Beta: "Magar Abbu! wo to 2 Aadmi hain

Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kisi ko nai dena

Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kisi ko nai dena chahiye is tarah karne se
biryani kam par sakti hai.
(zubaida aapa k financianal totky)

Son: Oh come on Dad, it was school's test, not a DNA test .

A studnt failed in 5 subjects.
Dad angrily said: Dont call me dad !!
Son: Oh come on Dad, it was school's test, not a DNA test ..:-P:-D

Ye keh kr wo meri ankh py "mukka" mar k bhag gai

"LARNE se MOHABBAT barrhti hai
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"FARAZ"
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Ye keh kr wo meri ankh py "mukka" mar k bhag gai
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.<(',*) ("( / / / 
Dekh yr PAGAL ki Bachi ko.

6 Bacho ki Maa

6 Bacho ki Maa
3sri shadi kar rahi thi
Nikah k waqt
Chota bacha rone laga
Or
Dulha dar k bhag gaya
Q?
Q k Maa boli:
Chup hoja
Warna
Agli dafa sath nai laungi

Aap Peechey se jaa ke sirf us k upar bori daal-do :-p

Agar ap apne dost ko mout se pehle mout ka darr dikhana chahte ho to . . . !
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Aap Peechey se jaa ke sirf us k upar bori daal-do :-p

Ludo game Ka 99 Wala Sanp.

Wo Kon Sa Saanp Hai Jo Jab Kisi Ko Kaat Ley To Us K Sath Wala Insan Hansta Hai?
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Nahi Pata?
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Ludo game Ka 99 Wala Sanp.
HaHaHaHa;-)

BAAP: Nahi OWAIS QADRI aayega

BETA: Abu main apni shadi per sheela ko bulaonga
BAAP: Nahi OWAIS QADRI aayega
DADA: Q behas karte ho Jab dono 1 jitne paisay lete hain To sheela he aayegi.

Peer- "Beta... Koi mannat maango!"

Peer- "Beta... Koi mannat maango!"
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Mureed - "Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain..."
Peer - "Beta 'mannat' maango 'Jannat' nahi..."

Kameeny ne apna hi NAAM likh bheja.

(Best Gazal)
Maine Zardari ko Salam likh bheja
Mulk ka Haal tmam likh bheja
Maine pocha tum Saddar kese bney?
Us ne Zoja ka Qatl-e-aam likh bheja
Maine pocha Shehbaz, Nawaz ko Na-Ehal kyun kiya
Us ne koi purana Inteqam likh bheja
Maine pocha k Hukumat kb choro gy
Us ne Qayamt ki Sham likh bheja
Maine pocha is dafa Zakaat kis ko dun ,,
Kameeny ne apna hi NAAM likh bheja. 

Pathan preshan tha k hr joke me wo Q shamil hota hy?

Pathan preshan tha k hr joke me wo Q shamil hota hy?
Usne apni Biwi se poocha begum koi esa joke sunao jis me i m not involved.
Bivi:
I m pregnant ;- ;D

Apni pehchan na rahi to M Q M ki qasam

"G.A MQM"
Hum uth gaye to dar-o-deewar hila denge,
Apne andar k junon ko jaga denge,
Hamari ghairat ko na lalkaro
Zulfiqar.
Hum uthay to sb ko sula denge,
Paharon me ghire hue sheron ki tarah hain,
Cherro humain to nam-o-nishan mita denge,
Tabiyat k hain thande par sanson me aag hai,
Ye aag jo nikli to pani ko jala denge,
Apni pehchan na rahi to M Q M ki qasam
Pehchan walon ki pehchan mita denge,
G.A ALTAF BHAI..
G.A MQM..      

When I was at school, someone stole my rough notes

Height of geniousity,
When I was at school, someone stole my rough notes
Now they call it as
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"OXFORD DICTIONARY"

Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 60 Kg, in Romantic Mood
But
Its Quite Difficult To Pick Up A" Bori Of Atta" Of Weight 20 Kg
When Mother says!! :p

"Few days back when she called me i was having my food"

"Few days back when she called me i was having my food"
"she got angry that i didn't asked her to join me"
"today when she called me i was taking bath and i asked her to join she was angry again"
"Difficult To Understand Girls":-D

Jin k sms k intzaar me ho gaye hum beemar

Poori botal na sahi
Ek jaam to ho jaye
Mulaqat na sahi
Dua salam to ho jaye
Jin k sms k intzaar me ho gaye hum beemar
Unko bukhaar na sahi zukaam to ho jaye

Balnce Hote hue b 1 msg krny me maut aana

Diffrenc Btwen
Luv & FRNDSHP
Balnce na hote hue B kch B kr k cal krna
is LOVE
&
Balnce Hote hue b 1 msg krny me maut aana
is FRNDSHIP
SHABAAASH!
DoSTO.

Itna FUZUL SMS b parh lety ho.

Bohat Achay..
Wah
Kya Baat Hai
Bohat Aala
Great Yaar
Zabardust
Daad Deni Paregi
Brilliant
DiL Khush Kar Dia
La Jawab
Khubsurat
Bari Himmat Hai
Kamal Hai
Amazing
Shabash
Herat Hai
Khushi B
Yqeen Nahi Aata
K
Itna FUZUL SMS b parh lety ho.

Jin:-bottle se azad hone k bad,

Jin:-bottle se azad hone k bad,
kya hukam h mere aqa?
Admi: pakistan ki bijli hmesha k Lye bahal krdo
Jin:bottle me wapis jate hoe bhai dhakn zra tit lgana :D

Sorry, Sorry! That was not 4 u... :-D

Dual Heart Attack.
Ek Larkay ko uski Girlfriend ka SMS aya...
1st Sms:
Lets break-up now, its all over.
2nd Sms
Sorry, Sorry! That was not 4 u... :-D

aisi duwa my har baar kartha hoon,...

aisi duwa my har baar kartha hoon,...

Aaisi duwa my har baar karta hoon,
kush rahe wo sadha
har baar mangtha hoon,
gum k na din aye unhe kabi,
har waqt my fariyad kiya kartha hoon,
dua o k asar se badal thi hai kismath,
isi liye my har waqt sajde me juka rehtha hoon,...

Chalo Khuch Dair hanstey hain

Chalo Khuch Dair hanstey hain
Usi ko yaad kartey hain
Jisey hum zeest kehtay thy
Ke laina sans bhi jis ke bina
Humain ik jurm lagta tha
Ke sang jiss k har ik lamha
Khush-o-khuram lagta tha
Jisey hum zindagi kehtey
Jisey the shayari kehtey
Ghazal ka qafia tha jo
Nazm ka jo ke unwan tha
Woh lehja jab badalta tha
Qayamat khaiz lagta tha
Waqt se agay chalta tha
Bala ka teez lagta tha
Jo saya ban ke rehta tha
Juda ab uss ke rastay hain
Chalo khuch dair hanstey hain
Usi ko yaad kartey hain

HalKa Hath RaKhnA..

RozEdaroOn..
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HalKa Hath RaKhnA..
AftAr hY,
ValimA Nhi...!
:]

Jawab Aya ALI (A.S.) Ki Aarzu KaaBe Ko Thi Warna,

Kaha Maine Khudaaya Woh Tou Tera Khass Banda Tha. Tu Apnay Ghar Ko Ibrahim Ka Rauza Bana Deta.
Jawab Aya ALI (A.S.) Ki Aarzu KaaBe Ko Thi Warna,
Wiladat Jis Jaga Hoti Wahin KaaBa Bana Deta.

FARAZ aa gujrati andaz mai araz karte hai

FARAZ aa gujrati andaz mai araz karte hai
khawu piwu aje mara ghar ma khatam che
khawu piwu aje mara ghar ma khatam che
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shukar che aje jumat khana ma jaman che

Hamesha yaad rakho k

Hamesha yaad rakho k
Rishtay khoon k nahin hote
Rishtay ehsas k hote hain
Agar ehsas ho to ajnabi bhi apne
Agar ehsas na ho to apne bhi ajnabi

Luck is like sand in hands.It,ll sneak out through d fingers,

Luck is like sand in hands.It,ll sneak out through d fingers,
no matter gripped firmly or held loosely.Only hands in the praying posture can save it.

Doctor Lecturing: sex ke Time Condom use karne se Enjoyment mein

Doctor Lecturing: sex ke Time Condom use karne se Enjoyment mein Fark nahi padta
Nurse boli:- Rehne de
Plastic mein Rasgulla daal ke Choos Kaminey, Tab pata chalega.! =Benu=

Kisi Ne Altaf Bhai ko pepsi 70 ki dedi.:-D

BRAIKING NEW'S Lo bhai, pata chal gaya k aj M.Q.M soug q mana rhi ti!
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Kisi Ne Altaf Bhai ko pepsi 70 ki dedi.:-D

Do$t Wo He Jo Phool LeKr Meri Qabar Pe Aaye

Do$t Wo Nhi Jo Shadi Me Aaye,
Do$t Wo He Jo Mera Janaza Uthaye.
Ghar Milne To Du$hman B Aajate Hen,
Do$t Wo He Jo Phool LeKr Meri Qabar Pe Aaye
.....

Maa ka aanchal,dhoop main badal

Message of the day
Maa ka aanchal,dhoop main badal
Maa ki bahei,neend ki rahein
Maa ka daman,hasta sawan
Maa ka gussa,pyar ka hissa
Maa ki dua,janat ki hawa

Don't make it the biggest in your vocabulary:-)

'i'
is the smallest word in dictionary,
Don't make it the biggest in your vocabulary:-)

Jo Easy Load Bhejne K Baad Khud Call Kar K Puche K

(Akwal-E-Zare)
Doston Main Sab Se Behtreen Dost Wo Hai
Jo Easy Load Bhejne K Baad Khud Call Kar K Puche K Balance Pohncha Ya Dubara Karwaon??
"Subhan Allah"

Us shaks ne to mujh ko mehfilon mai muskratay dekha hy

Kisi apny ko khona wo kiya jany
Bina neend k sona wo kiya jany
Us shaks ne to mujh ko mehfilon mai muskratay dekha hy
Meri tanhai ka rona wo kia jany...!!

kuch nai yaar horlicks ziada mang lia tou teri wali ne champa kara dia:D

Son was crying
Father came and said: why are you crying? Tell me i am your friend na..
kuch nai yaar horlicks ziada mang lia tou teri wali ne champa kara dia:D

Kehte hen Lrki k hath me brkat hoti hy

Kehte hen Lrki k hath me brkat hoti hy
Bilkul sahi hy q k 2 inch ki chez hath me do to 6 inch ki kr deti hy
Jesay
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Roti
Magr teri soch ko salam hai yar

Kambakht ne ese thapar mara k moh hi ghuma diya:-)D

Mene usse kaha k "Ae mehboob Apne nazuk hath mere chehre pr bi lehra do
FARAZ. . .
Kambakht ne ese thapar mara k moh hi ghuma diya:-)D

Us ne muskra k kaha " humara is dafa bijli ka bill tm dena"

Mai ne kaha k pyar mai kuch bhi kar sakta hon
"Faraz"
Us ne muskra k kaha " humara is dafa bijli ka bill tm dena"
<('.') //>
_/\_oh teri !;-)

when u l0se s0mething and still manage to smile.....!

Hardest m0ment is n0t
when u l0se s0mething and tears c0me 0ut of ur eyes..
but it is:
when u l0se s0mething and still manage to smile.....!

when u l0se s0mething and still manage to smile.....!

A lesson in psychology
when some1 laughs to much even on stupid things, be sure that person is sad deep inside...
when some1 sleeps a lot, be sure that person is lonely...
when some1 doesn't talk much 'n if he talks, he talks fast, be sure that person keeps secrets...
& when some1 asks about you although that person is busy, be sure that he loves you..

Faraz ki girl Frnd date

Faraz ki girl Frnd date
Pr late hogayi
Girl: Sorry!
I m late
FARAZ:
ARZ kia hai
"Falak pe sitaron ko neend arahi ha
Dusri ka time hogya
Or Tu ab Arhi he.

PATHAN:-4 kar de yaar Pata nahi 8 khaye bhi jainge k nahi...!!!

PATHAN pizza leney gaya.!
Shop wala:-"sir piza k 4 piece karne han ya 8?"
PATHAN:-4 kar de yaar Pata nahi 8 khaye bhi jainge k nahi...!!!

Teri Janib BhI Nigaho ka Ishara Jayega

...Teri Janib BhI Nigaho ka Ishara Jayega
EhL-e-Shahr ko SharPasandi per Ubhara Jayega
Ajj 1 KUTTA Dosry say kehta hai,
Bhag Warna INSAN Ki Mout mara Jayega

Hsbnd: Dekho Main Chahe Jesa B HOn Pr Bacha Khubsurat Hona Chahiye.

Hsbnd: Dekho Main Chahe Jesa B HOn Pr Bacha Khubsurat Hona Chahiye.
BV: Dekho G, Choice Is urs.
Bcha Ya To Khubsurat Hoga,
Ya Phr Tmhara Hoga .

Ao mara agal mane dewa che jhatka! =P :d :p

"Jigar ni jalebi ane kaleja na katka
Prem na papar ane kachumbr na chatka
Lao tara gaal mane barwa che batka
Ao mara agal mane dewa che jhatka! =P :d :p

Pathan: Aapki Bhen Chod Donga.!

Miss to Pathan Student: Aik aisa Jumla banaao jis me A, B, C, D ho.
Pathan: Aapki Bhen Chod Donga.!

Kisi ne Doctor se pocha k aap mareez ki mout ka

Kisi ne Doctor se pocha k aap mareez ki mout ka kaisay pata lagatay hain?
Doctor: Mard ki dharkan band dekh kar aur aurat ki zuban.

mother tongue waley khaney me kya likhoon?

A sardar was helping his son to fill his admision form.
Son asked:"Baapu jee,
mother tongue waley khaney me kya likhoon?
Sardar:"Puttar likh de,
"Very Long"

World's shortest poem -

World's shortest poem - Baba black sheep have
you any wool?
Sheep: Jaa na chutiye. :D :-P

Admi Chozy Ko Ghar Laya Or Pinjre Mein Bund Krdia:

Car Se Choza Takra K Behosh Ho Gya
Admi Chozy Ko Ghar Laya Or Pinjre Mein Bund Krdia:
Choza Jagha to Bola=
Aby ly, Jail HO GAI,
Lagta Hy Driver Mar Gya:)

Tumhare jaisay Haseen aur bhi hain WEST INDIES main...:p

Apny Husn pe itna naaz mat karo ...Dost...
Tumhare jaisay Haseen aur bhi hain WEST INDIES main...:p

Ap Ne To Kaha K Ap Ka Shohar 5 saal Pehle Fot Hogaya,

Teacher : Ap Ne To Kaha K Ap Ka Shohar 5 saal Pehle Fot Hogaya,
 But Ap K 2no Chote Bacho Ki umar 4 & 3 Saal Hy Ye kese?
Lady:shohar Mara Hy Me to Zinda Ho Na:-)

Ek pathan par bijli ki taar gir gai

Ek pathan par bijli ki taar gir gai
pathan tarap tarap k marnay hi wala tha
k
usay khayal aya bijli to subha se band hai.:-)

1st= DIL SE shukar ada karo k app zinda ho

Yaad rakho...!!
Subha uth k 2 kam kia karo
1st= DIL SE shukar ada karo k app zinda ho
2nd=Detol se Nahaya karo ta k dosry B zinda reh saken :-D

1 päthän apna mobile number bata raha hai

Kya Aap is jumle ka matlab bata skte hen?
"siper thin siper siper pipe por por pipe por pipe por"
.
1 päthän apna mobile number bata raha hai
0300 5445454..

Pathan: Kal koi mere purse se 2000 rupy le gya

Pathan: Kal koi mere purse se 2000 rupy le gya
Sardar: Jhoot 1500 thay main ne ghar ja k giny thay
Pathan:Yar Paise ka masla nahi hy, Bas tu admi ka pata kar..

"Shadi k baad halaat pay kabo pana

"Shadi k baad halaat pay kabo pana itna hi mushkil hay jitna us shalwar pay kabo pana jis ka alastic toot Gaya ho."

Mainay tum se aik Bat Chupai Hai...

Boy on a DATE in PRADO,
Mainay tum se aik Bat Chupai Hai...
Girl:konsi baat?
Boy:Im Married
Girl:Tum ne To Dra Hi Dia,
Me Smji PRADO tumhri Nhi hai :

Wife cries & Husband says Sorry !

Truth of Life-
Husband makes a Mistake,
Wife shouts,
Husband says - Sorry !
Wife makes a Mistake,
Husband shouts,
Wife cries & Husband says Sorry !

Man showed his NIKAH NAMA

Man: i need poison
Chemist: i can't sale until u hv prescription
Man showed his NIKAH NAMA
Chemist: bas ker paglay.rulaye ga kya, bari sheeshi doun ya chhoti?

Pathan: Bohat krta hai magar abba Rus gulay Ginn k

Customer:Teri dukan to mithai ki hai tera dil khaney ko nai krta ?
Pathan: Bohat krta hai magar abba Rus gulay Ginn k Jata hai is liye choos k rakh deta hon.

Pathan:Ager Sab Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida

Passenger:Ager Sab Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida??
Pathan:Ager Sab Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida
Oe h0e
pathan ne p0int mara

Gurr gurr gurr

Teacher : titanic kaise doba ??
Pathan : DUBUK
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DUBUK
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BUDUK
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BUDUK . . .
BUDUK . . .
BUDUK . . .
GUrr . . .
Gurr gurr gurr
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PUCHIK !:
GRUMMmmmmmm!:-)

WOMEN DEGREE COLLEGE FOR BOYS:-

Pathan ne 1 college khola
Par kisi ne bhi admission nahi liya, sub confused thay.
Guess why?
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?
?
College ka naam tha
WOMEN DEGREE COLLEGE FOR BOYS:-   

Baap:Mere 4 bache hai

Baap:Mere 4 bache hai
1st ne MBA
2nd ne MA
3rd ne PHD
4th chor hy
Frnd: o chor hy usay ghar se nikalte Q nahi?
Baap:wohi to kmata hai
baqi sab berozgar hai

Larki: Tum itne Kaaley Q ho??

Larki: Tum itne Kaaley Q ho??
Larka: Kaala mein hon tumhare Baap ka kia jata hai ??
Larki:Mere baap ka chala jata to tum itne Kaaley na hotey...

Bari aaanokhi EID ki khareedari hai tumhary shehar me

Bari aaanokhi EID ki khareedari hai tumhary shehar me
Log ro ro k kafan kharid rahe hain apne jaan Nasheeno k liye.
PRAY 4 KARACHI

ABBREVIATIONS Which Are Not Known To Many Of Us:

ABBREVIATIONS Which Are Not Known To Many Of Us:
COLD : Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.
JOKE : Joy Of Kids Entertainment.
AIM : Ambition In Mind.
DATE : Day And Time Evolution.
EAT : Energy And Taste.
TEA : Taste And Energy Admitted.
PEN : Power Enriched In Nib.
SMILE : Sweet Memories In Lip Expression.
BYE : Beside You Everytime. :)

Humse bhi 1 DILKASH subah ka paigham lo.

Aankhe kholo Allah ka naam lo,
Sans lo thandi hawa ka jam lo,
Phir zara mobile hath mai tham lo, aur
Humse bhi 1 DILKASH subah ka paigham lo.
Good morning!

Bus m conducter ne musafiro sy kaha sb beth jao

Bus m conducter ne musafiro sy kaha sb beth jao 
ta k bus chal sake peche se 1 larki ki awaz i
ruko ruko "m apne kapray to utar lon"
sari bus ne foran peechay mur kar dekha..
dhoban ne kapro ka thaila sir se utar kar neeche rakha or boli ab thek h chalo!
Par Salam hy teri Soch ko

Mere Sb DOST bhosri k CHUTTU Q Hyn?

Meri Rah Me Itne Kuttey Q Hyn?
Mere Sb DOST bhosri k CHUTTU Q Hyn?
Zindagi Isi Soch Me Guzar Gyi
Lala
'Lulli' 1 Hy To 'Tattay' 2 Q Hai.@

ye mujhe boht Chod'ta hai

Wife In Court:
ye mujhe boht Chod'ta hai
mujhe is k sath nahi rehna.
Judge to Hasband:
tu kitni bar Chod'ta hai?
Hasband:
ji,
raat ko sonay se pehly,
aadhi raat ko,
Subah chai se pehly,
bearkfast k baad,
office jane se pehly,
dopehr office se aa k
lunch kr k,
sham ko office se aa k,
phir chai pee k
dinner se pehly aur dinner kr k,
Judge:
bhosri k itni baar chod K tu bor nahi hota?
Hasband:
ji janab bor hota hoon to muth maar leta hoon.

Magar Sach Ye Hai Ke Jesey Hi Oper Rakho Wo Khud Hi Under Chala Jata Hai,

Insaan Jab Pehli Bar Undar Dalta Hai To Wo Bohat Hi Confuse Hota Hai,
Ke Pata Nahi Kiya Hoga,
Magar Sach Ye Hai Ke Jesey Hi Oper Rakho Wo Khud Hi Under Chala Jata Hai,
Or Sub Kuch Acha Lagnay Lagta Hai,
Phir Ajeeb Ajeeb Si Aawazain Bhi Aati Hain,
Or Phir Jab Tumhari
"MONEY"
Bhi Nikal Jati Hai,
To Tumhara Khud Hi Bahir Nikal Aata Hai,
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Ye A.T.M Card Bhi Kiya Kamal Ki Cheeze Hai Na ? ('.')> _|)( _||_ Magar Salam teri soch ko .

Salute to the efforts of the martyrz who died in PNS-Mehran incident!

SONG OF A SOLDIER
I don't want my teen age queen,
Just give me my rifle M16,
If I die in a battle zone,
Box me up & send me home!
Put my rifle on my chest,
Tell my mom I did my best!
Say my nation not to cry,
I'm the Soldier BORN TO DIE!!!!
Salute to the efforts of the martyrz who died in PNS-Mehran incident!

Yahan Log Hi Kaafi Hain, Zindgi Me Toofan Lanay k Liye,,,!

: Samander Se keh Do,,,
Apni Moje'n Smbhaal Kar Rakhy ,,,
"GALIB"
Yahan Log Hi Kaafi Hain, Zindgi Me Toofan Lanay k Liye,,,!

Wapda walon se guzarish hai ke:

Wapda walon se guzarish hai ke:
 "Apne Khambey or Taaren lapet kar le jayen. . . . . .
 Parindon ke bethne ka ALLAH PAK koi or wasila bana dega".:-(

!__ßs Yunhi Zara Sa Shoq Hua Tha,,

!__Mohabbat Ki Haqiqat Se Hum KhoOb Waqif ThaY
PehlY sY ,,
!__ßs Yunhi Zara Sa Shoq Hua Tha,,
Zindgi ßarbad Karne Ka ..

Who Have Hurt You and Avoided You..!!" ;-> good nite nd take care:-)

A little advice...
"Live Well and Happily,
Its The Best Revenge To Those..
Who Have Hurt You and Avoided You..!!" ;-> good nite nd take care:-)

Hamesha kamiyab rahogy.

  w
<(_|_)| tamam jahano ka khaliq w
<(_|_)| tamam kaynat ka malik w
<(_|_)| tamam makhloq ka raziq w
<(_|_)| ka dil se zikar karo w
<(_l_)l Se Daro w
<(_l_)l ko pokaro w
<(_l_)l Se Maango w
<(_l_)l ko yaad rkho w
<(_l_)l se umid Rkho
Hamesha kamiyab rahogy.

Roye hum to Wo' or bhi yad ane lage... "

Har raat ro ro kar Usy bhulane lage,
Aansoun men Us k piyar ko bahane lage
Ye dil b kitna ajeeb hai 'faraz'
Roye hum to Wo' or bhi yad ane lage... "

Veena Malik ka United King ki opening cermony per khitab.

Mard ka Underwear bhi 1 MITHAI ki dukaan hai Jis mein
1 Cream Roll
2 Gulab Jaman
or Kuch Sawaiyan hain
Or
Khushi k Moqey per Kheer bhi milti hy
Veena Malik ka United King ki opening cermony per khitab.

So jao tm ne uth k konsa teer marna hai.

(-,-)/= /
So rhe ho kya?
Ankhain kholo(-,@)/ = /
1 nhi dosri b kholo(@,@)/= /
ShaBasH
So jao tm ne uth k konsa teer marna hai.
GOOD MoRnInG

The attitude showed by most of us:

The attitude showed by most of us:
We listen half,
understand quarter,
think zero
&
react double..!!
GØOD NIGHT

""K Mery 'Bistar' Py 'Muntazir' Hy 'Meri' Tanhai,

""Chalo K 'Raat' Hui Ab 'Loatna' Hy Mujhy,,, ,!!,Galiß,!!,
""K Mery 'Bistar' Py 'Muntazir' Hy 'Meri' Tanhai,
~^*G0od nite*~

1 phatti huwi shalwar aur us me se latakta 8 inch ka L0RA

Main PTI Member hony k naty
Apny Leader
IMRAN KHAN
ki policies follow krte hoy
Aaj me bhi apni Qoam k samnay apne asasay declair kr raha hun
1 Mobile phone
8 Simen
4 Suit
1 Lunday ka Coat
2 Anguthay se phati huwi juraben
1 purana Kachha
1 phatti huwi shalwar aur us me se latakta 8 inch ka L0RA
THATS ALL!!

Gud morning have a nice day

"There is NO definition of a Good day or a Poor day,it all depends on U & ur thoughts,that
"Either u Run The Day OR The Day Runs u!"
Gud morning have a nice day

Calendar Hoti To Har Saal Change To Kar Leta.

Wife Apny Husband Sy:
Mein Tumhari Zindagi Ki Kitaab Hon,
Husband:
Yehi To Afsoos Hy,
Calendar Hoti To Har Saal Change To Kar Leta.

1 boob dosry boob say // //==( . ) ( . )==

1 boob dosry boob say // //==( . ) ( . )==
Apni bhe koi life hay yar
hangama sala neechay wali gali mein hota hay
aur pakray hum dono jatay hain,

So jao tm ne uth k konsa teer marna hai.

(-,-)/= /
So rhe ho kya?
Ankhain kholo(-,@)/ = /
1 nhi dosri b kholo(@,@)/= /
ShaBasH
So jao tm ne uth k konsa teer marna hai.
GOOD MoRnInG

Mujhe Pata tha Mere Dost SmS ka POST MARTAM kr Lenge

Call me.
1 Baat karni hy
Mujhe Pata tha Mere Dost SmS ka POST MARTAM kr Lenge Pr call nahi kren Ge. :)

Ab Charagh To Jalty Hain Magar Ujaala Nahi Karty.

Be-Noor Si Lagti HY
Us Se Bicharr ke Ye zindagi
__"~dost~"__
Ab Charagh To Jalty Hain Magar Ujaala Nahi Karty.

Mujhe mohabbat hai apnay hath ki sab ungliyon say...

Mujhe mohabbat hai apnay hath ki sab ungliyon say...
Na janay kis ungli mai "ap ki BHABHI" Ring pehnadain.....!! =D
Dedicate to my "UnN" =)

Bicharne K Bad Kabhi Mile Agr Zindgi Me Kahin,

Bicharne K Bad Kabhi Mile Agr Zindgi Me Kahin,
Dekh Kar Nazar Yun Na Jhuka Lena,
Dekha Hai Aap Ko Kahin Shayad..!
Yehi Keh Kar Haath Mila Lena...

Phir Måt Kèhnå Chåle Gåye Dil Måin ¥ååden Båså kår..!

" Kårlø rååbtå Jub Tåk Hum Zindå Håin"
"m0hsin"
" Phir Måt Kèhnå Chåle Gåye Dil Måin ¥ååden Båså kår..!

HUm Ne Tanhai Me Bhi Sirf Tum Ko yaad kya He AyDost.

HUm Ne Tanhai Me Bhi Sirf Tum Ko yaad kya He AyDost. . .
Warna Log Tou Tanhai Mei Nargis Ki CD LAga Lete Hein:  

Hath pakar k r0k lete unhe,

Hath pakar k r0k lete unhe, agar un per hamara k0i z0r h0ta.
.
Na r0te hum bhi unke liye, agr hamari zindagi mai unke siva k0i or h0ta.
.

"BEST FRIEND IS THE BEST GIFT"

Ek bache ka dost samandr mei doob k mar gya,
Wo roz samandar kinare jata or khara ho jata,
Lehrain ati or us ke Paon bhigo kar chali jati,
Or woh Rote-Rote samandar se kehta,
K
'kitnay b paon chu lo pr me tumhe kabi maf nahi karun ga'
"BEST FRIEND IS THE BEST GIFT"

This sms came from Benazir for Zardari..!!

A jao na plz tum b a jao na. Ami b he, abu b hen, bhai b he. Bus tumhari kami he jaan. I love u jaan a jao,
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This sms came from Benazir for Zardari..!!

Kashti b nahi badli darya b nahi badla,

Kashti b nahi badli darya b nahi badla,
Or doobnay walon ka jazba b nhi badla!
Hai shoq-e-safar aisa ek umr se yaro,
Pyar b nahi paya aur yaar b nahi badla!.

"Dil" Mein "Mohbat"Ka Hona b"Zarori" "Hy" "\DOST/"

"Dil" Mein "Mohbat"Ka Hona b"Zarori" "Hy" "\DOST/"
"Warna" "Yad"To Roz "Dushman" B "Kiya"Karty Hain...

Happy Double Year Day.

Good News ?
,
Aj K 1 Din !
,
,
"2012 Aur 2011"
Dono Sath Sath,
hain,
,
Yaqeen Nhi Ata To Ye Dekh Len:
20-12-2011
2012-2011
Happy Double Year Day.

Mujhe mohabbat hai apnay hath ki sab ungliyon say..

Mujhe mohabbat hai apnay hath ki sab ungliyon say...
Na janay kis ungli mai "ap ki BHABHI" Ring pehnadain.....!! =D
Dedicate to my "UnN" =)

Pathan - main thuje phone kar rha tha par tera mobile number bhul gaya.

Pathan - main thuje phone kar rha tha par tera mobile number bhul gaya.
Sardar - hatt !! Pagal!
Msg kar ke puch leta.
Pathan -yr Sorry dimag me nhi aya ;-)

Dusra charsi: Bewaquf goal is ma nahi, crickt me hota hai.

2 charsi crickt Match dekh rahy thy.
Afridi ne six mara.
Pehla charsi
Wah kiya goal kiya hai!
Dusra charsi: Bewaquf goal is ma nahi, crickt me hota hai.

"Aaj hamari shadi ki salgirah hai, Hamain kia karna chahiye?"

Wife:
"Aaj hamari shadi ki salgirah hai, Hamain kia karna chahiye?"
Husband:
"Aao aj hum us hadsay ki yad main 2 minute ki khamoshi ikhtiyar karte hain...

How Many GoaLs You Save, PeopLe OnLy Remember The One You Missed.

Being Good
To PeopLe is SimiLar To Being A GoaL Keeper......
No Matter
How Many GoaLs You Save, PeopLe OnLy Remember The One You Missed.

Ya phr ap yad karte they Ye galat fehmi thi humari...

Shikayat hy apse dil ki humari,
Kya ab yad nhe ati tumhe humari,
Bhool hi gaye humein shayad aap.?
Ya phr ap yad karte they Ye galat fehmi thi humari...

Ye Rasm-E-Dunya Hy Gham Na Ho To Zindagi Zindagi Nhi Lagti.

Faqat Itni C Guzarish Hai Tujh Se K Udaas Na Raha Kar
Ye Rasm-E-Dunya Hy Gham Na Ho To Zindagi Zindagi Nhi Lagti.

Aapki ek"""* Muskurahat""* par ap ko """* *"SUBHA ka Salam paish""* kartay hain.

*""Palkain""* jhuka kar""*
*""SALAAM""* kartay hain""*
Is dil"""* ki dua"""* Apke *""NAAM""* kartay"""* hain
Qubool"""* ho to *""MUSKURA""* dena"""*
Aapki ek"""* Muskurahat""* par ap ko """* *"SUBHA ka Salam paish""* kartay hain.
¤"G00d Morning"¤    

.Srf meri qabar pr ik phol rkh dENa or khna.

"Mere Kuch Khas Apno K Liye"
.Mjhe tng kro
.Mjhe dukh do
.Mjhe rulao
Mgr jb may mr jao.To
.Srf meri qabar pr ik phol rkh dENa or khna.
Stupid i miss you.

: Ham puraney ho chukay hain us ki Nazroun main ( AJNABI )
Ab wo bahanay dondhta hay ham say door honay
kay...

Ham puraney ho chukay hain us ki Nazroun main ( AJNABI )

: Ham puraney ho chukay hain us ki Nazroun main ( AJNABI )
Ab wo bahanay dondhta hay ham say door honay kay...

Hawa Sirf Aap k liye ) ' (/ ). .)Po0ooNnL_/_/

Sardiy0 Ki saRd Raato Meìn
TaZa
Or
Garma Garam
Hawa Sirf Aap k liye ) ' (/ ). .)Po0ooNnL_/_/
Ab ThanX Na kehna
Q
K
HUM T0 Yaar0 K Yaar Haìn..?

Sardi ka ye matlab to nahi k ap nahana chhor do..:-

Koi 1 din select kro
1. Sun
2. Mon
3. Tue
4. Wed
5. Thur
6. Fri
7. Sat
or us din naha lia karo plz.
Sardi ka ye matlab to nahi k ap nahana chhor do..:-

Mera ye sms..

Mera ye sms..
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Or apka dimag dono khali...!
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De TAALI.
Ha......Ha.....Ha.....

Hansne walo k dil main bhi to dard bht hota hai !!

Har lafz main matlb hota hai,
Har matlb main farq hota hai,
Sub khte hain k hum hanste bohat he
Lekin
Hansne walo k dil main bhi to dard bht hota hai !!

Mat Tarsa Itna Kisi Ko Apni mohabat K Liye

Mat Tarsa Itna Kisi Ko Apni mohabat K Liye
''wasi"
Kiya Pata Teri mohabat panay k liye he G raha ho koi...!

HASEEN SUBAH Mubarak

; . * ( . ' *. .' .* . . ' . * .' . '.* , .*' Duaon k sath Zindagi ki 1 or HASEEN SUBAH Mubarak! "* . ' , . * ', ' . "*" KHUDA aap ko wo KHUSI de jis ki dua aap hmesha krte ho"*" *'Good Morning'%"*" 

Tumhari Khubsoorti ka Kia Raaz hai..

Boy to Girl:
Tumhari Khubsoorti ka Kia Raaz hai..
Girl: LUX
Boy:
Ajeeb Itefaq hai
Meri Kamzori ka b Yahi Raaz hai..,,!!.

Aap Hamari Service Se Khush To Hain Na...?

Aik Aisa Sawal Jo Apko Sardi Main Bhi Aag Laga Daiga.
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Aap Hamari Service Se Khush To Hain Na...?
From:
KESC

Allah Pak Aap ki her "SUBAH" in Sitaro ki tarah Chamka day.., "Aameen.

*'__//\\__'+*
'*\\ Good //*'+
*/MORNING \'+'**"""\\//"""*'*
Allah Pak Aap ki her "SUBAH" in Sitaro ki tarah Chamka day.., "Aameen.

Kabhi Kabhi Hi Sahi, magar Batain To Kia Karo...

Kabhi Kabhi Hi Sahi, magar Batain To Kia Karo...
" Dost"
Chup Rehty Ho To Aqalmand aqalmand se lagty ho.
:-D

main chahta hn k hmare 1ooo yardz k bungalow me meri maa MERCEDES me aye or

1 memon k paas BV, BACHE, GHAR CAR kch nhi tha, srf andhi maa thi!
.
usy 1 jin mila
.
Jin ko memon k bare me pta tha islye usne srf 1 wish poori krne ka kaha
Memon(sochte hue):
main chahta hn k hmare 1ooo yardz k bungalow me meri maa MERCEDES me aye or meri BV ko hmare bache k hath me DIAM0ND k kare pehnate hue apni aankho se dekhe!
Jin:
sahi suna tha boss,
sala MEM0N se koi nhi jeet skta:-(!
.
JIN SH0CKED
MEM0N R0CKS;-)!

"Dil" Mein "Mohbat"Ka Hona b"Zarori" "Hy" "\DOST/"

"Dil" Mein "Mohbat"Ka Hona b"Zarori" "Hy" "\DOST/"
"Warna" "Yad"To Roz "Dushman" B "Kiya"Karty Hain...

BOY: Baba Me Chamat maar dunga agr meri girlfrend ke bare me kuch kaha to::

This is Called True Lov
BaBa Apne Mureed Se: Beta Tum Pr 1 Churel Ka Saya He
.
BOY: Baba Me Chamat maar dunga agr meri girlfrend ke bare me kuch kaha to::

How Many GoaLs You Save, PeopLe OnLy Remember The One You Missed.

Being Good
To PeopLe is SimiLar To Being A GoaL Keeper......
No Matter
How Many GoaLs You Save, PeopLe OnLy Remember The One You Missed.
GÖÖD NIGHT

G( '-')(',' )D I""V""I I__M__IorNiNg

G( '-')(',' )D I""V""I I__M__IorNiNg
Is
Dua
K
Sath
K
Ap
Ki
Zindagi
Ki
Har
Subh
Ap
K
Lye
Khushyan
Le
Kar
Aae
(Ameen)

Mujhe Aisi Hi Sharif Larki Chahye Thi:) SAWS

Ksi Larki ko Chhero
Agr Wo Apko Thappar Maare To
Kaho
(_")/ Tum Pehle
<)) Imtihan Me/ !_ Pas Ho Gayi
Mujhe Aisi Hi Sharif Larki Chahye Thi:) SAWS

If u gv me 100 young boyz I can chnge da nation

If u gv me 100 young boyz I can chnge da nation
.
IMRAN KHAN:-)
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If u gv me 100 young girlz I can create anothr nation
.
IMRAN HASHMI;-)

May "ALLAH" Shower "ALLAH" Countless Blessings On All Of Us,

Jumma mubark.
Jumma Is A Wonderful DAY
"To Pray"
"To Love"
"To Care"
"To Smile"
"To Relax"
&
To Thank "ALLAH".
For All "ALLAH" Gives To Us.
Have A Blessed Friday ,
May "ALLAH" Shower "ALLAH" Countless Blessings On All Of Us,
Not Just Today But Everyday,
&
Forgive Us,
Ameen, Sum e Ameen,
Remember in Ur Prayers please!

Momo to Imran Khan: "me tujhe is saal wo dongi Pervaiz."

Momo to Imran Khan: "me tujhe is saal wo dongi Pervaiz."
Imran Khan: "wo kia maa g?"
Momo: "woi jo awam ne Zardari ko di he."
Imran Khan: "galiyan?"
Momo: "gali to tujhe kabhi nahi dongi Imran Nazir."
Imran Khan: "Imran nazir nahi Imran Khan maa g!"
Momo: "nahi me tujhe Imran Khan bhi nahi dongi."
Imran Khan: "maa g vote dena he to do warna jao!"
Momo: "Ayi shawashe! me tujhe vote dongi Musharraf putar!" :p

If u gv me 100 young boyz I can chnge da nation

If u gv me 100 young boyz I can chnge da nation
.
IMRAN KHAN:-)
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If u gv me 100 young girlz I can create anothr nation
.
IMRAN HASHMI;-)

Beta Bap se: papa ap jese mujhe maarte ho wese dada b apko marte thay kya?

>Beta Bap se: papa ap jese mujhe maarte ho wese dada b apko marte thay kya?
Papa: han bilkul
Beta: phir 1 bat btao?
Ye khandani Harami pn kb tk chalega?

send to many lover's of HUSSAIN. A.s

  "HUSSAIN"*************
H= haqeeqat ka darwaza
U= umeed pure karne wala
S= sachai ka mehboob
S= sahara be saharon ka
A= akhrat ka zamin
I= iqrar-e-illahi
N= namaz me sar katane wala.
send to many lover's of HUSSAIN. A.s

Ay Khuda jab b tra asmaan dekhti hon,

Ay Khuda jab b tra asmaan dekhti hon,
Us me basa Ek jahaan dekhti hon,
Najany kitny hi jahaanon ki sair karti hon,
Khol kr jab tera Quran dekhti hon,
Ehsaan kitney hain Bandon pe terey,
Jab bhi surah Rehmaan dekhti hon,
Tu to kehta hai rag-e-jaan se bhi hon main qareeb,
Phir Pareshan kyun Aaj ka insan dekhti hon,
Uski Rehmat se kabhi mayoos na hona ay Dost,
Tujh pe mai uski rehmat k nishaan dekhti hon..!                    

Mat karna kabhi bhi ghuroor apne Aap par aye

  "Mat karna kabhi bhi ghuroor apne Aap par aye
" (INSAN) "
Na jaane Allah ne tere jaise kitne..... "Mitti se bana k Mitti mein mila diye.

So the one who follows me, will never be in dark...''

''I am the light indeed.
So the one who follows me, will never be in dark...''
" Hazrat Muhammad
( Peace Be Upon Him )
***Jummah Mubarak**

Dunya ki har khushi naya saal dikhaye,

Dunya ki har khushi naya saal dikhaye,
gam-e-husain ke siva koi gam na dikhaye,
dua karo jab bhi to bus yahi karna,
zari-e-panjatan
hum sab ko dikhaye. Ameen. pehli raat mubarak. dua ma yaad kerjo.

"New SAAL ki meri wishes Aap k liye

"New SAAL ki meri wishes Aap k liye
Naya Saal Aap ko gaand phaar khushiyan de
Duniya ki her Musibat Aap k LUND pe charay
Aur Kamyabi Aap k tattay choomay
Advance Happy New Year 2012
Mujhay Umeed hai k sub se Pehlay
Aap ko new year Mubarak ki Ungli mein ne hi di hy! :-P :-D

if u hold wid care, love & respect they remain with you forever.

Relations are like BIRDS
if you grip tight they DIE
if u hold losely they FLY
But
if u hold wid care, love & respect they remain with you forever.

Doston se bicharr kar "HQeeQat" khuli Faraz

"Doston se bicharr kar "HQeeQat" khuli Faraz, "Dunia boht "HASEEN" hai
Magar Doston k saath..!!

I will always chOose a lazy person to do a difficult jOb cOz,

BILGATES SAID;
I will always chOose a lazy person to do a difficult jOb cOz,
Definitely he will find an easy way to do that...
Good Moorning :-)

The biggest joke on Doctors;

The biggest joke on Doctors;
Doctor : Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isko bacha lete...
Boy's : Abey, saale
15 minute pehly to accident hua hai.

Larki:Tum itne Kalay Q ho?

SUPER BEZITI
Larki:Tum itne Kalay Q ho?
Larka:Kala main hon tumhare Baap ka kya jata Hai?
Larki:Mere baap ka chala jata to tum itne Kalay na hotey:D

True guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest.

True guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest.
It doesn't show evrything at once,
But gives enough light for the next step to be safe!
Jummoa Mubarak 

husband:shadi k bad zindgi Kutey jaisi ho gai ha

husband:shadi k bad zindgi Kutey jaisi ho gai ha
Bivi:Kutey se barabri mat kro wo to 1 ghanta phansa k rakhta ha tmhari to 5 mint ma Gand phat jati hai,.

Trafic police chalan book nikal k bola Nam bol

Height Of Illetracy
Trafic police chalan book nikal k bola Nam bol
Larka:TrikulavattyyThekkeparambli Swami
Police book band kar k
Agli bar gari dhere chalana

Pathan car mei Battery lagwane gaya.

Pathan car mei Battery lagwane gaya.
Mechanic ne pocha: EXIDE ki laga don.?
Pathan: yaar baar bar kon ayega,tu DONO SIDE ki laga de."!!!"

"Condom manufacturers have a new slogan for AIDS...

"Condom manufacturers have a new slogan for AIDS...
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.
*Zindagi Na Milegi Dubara*
*Please Use Our Gubbara! =P :-D

Mat Kar Pyar Roshni Se,Ye Pal Bhar Ki Mehmaan hay,

Mat Kar Pyar Roshni Se,Ye Pal Bhar Ki
Mehmaan hay,
Dil Laga iss Andhere Se Jo Qabar tak Meherban hay...
From. K.E.S.C.Special Khof-e-Khuda-Service..)

Larki Ne 4 Saal Ka Bacha Goadd Lia.

Larki Ne 4 Saal Ka Bacha Goadd Lia.
1 Din Bacha Doodh K Liye Chikha.
Larki:
tum barey ho gaye ho,khana khao.
Bacha
acha mat pilao,sirf dikha do.

Mujhe Pata Tha, Tu Ye SMS Poora Parhe ga,Magar

Gaand Ka Soorakh Chota Karne K 3 Tips
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Mujhe Pata Tha, Tu Ye SMS Poora Parhe ga,Magar
Ye To Bata, Soraakh Bara Huwa Kese

Zamane Ko Agar MUHAMMED Se Pyar Hota

Zamane Ko Agar MUHAMMED Se Pyar Hota
To Q Sajde Mai ALI Pe Waar Hota,
Na Partey Dirray FATIMA Ki Peeth Pr Na ChehraTamachon Se Laal Hota
Mil Jati HASAN Ko NANA K Pehlu Mai Jaga
Zamana Agr MUHAMMAD Ka Wafadar Hota
Na Hota Pamaal U Ghar FATEMA Ka KARBALA Mai
Na HUSSAIN K Hulqoom Pr Khanjar Rawa Bar Bar Hota
Na Looti Jati ZAINAB O KULSOOM Ki Rida
Na Zanjiron Mai Jakra ABID.E BEEMAR Hota
Na Barchi Lagti AKBAR K Seenay Mai
Na ABDULLAH Ka SEHRA Taar Taar Hota
Na Cheeni Jati SAKINA K Kaanon Se Baliyan
Na Teer ASGHAR K Galay Se Paar Hota!
Zamane Ko Agar MUHAMMED Se Pyar Hota.. dua mai yaad rakhna

Aap Dance karain gi?

~*~
In A Party
Pathan Asked A Girl:
Aap Dance karain gi?
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Larki khari ho kr: haan !
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Pathan:
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Tou mai'n ye kursi Le Loo'n:-|

Bv ko kush rkhne k lye kuch sonehri asool:

Bv ko kush rkhne k lye kuch sonehri asool:


1.Apni wife ki hr roz
leni chahye?
"KHABAR"


2.Kam az kam 3 se 4 dafa karo.
"Mobile pe bat "


3:Us k pakr kr bar-bar
chomnay chahyen?
"HAATH"


4:Us k Aaram Aaram se dabane chahyen?
"PAON"


5:Us ki Agay se hi nhi
peache se bhi karni
chahye,
"TAREEF"


6:Us k samnay Aatay hi
apna nikal kr us k hath
main pakra daina chahye?
"Wallet"
Msg saaf hy magr Aap ki soch ko salam hy.

W0 Jo kehtay thay hamen

 W0 Jo kehtay thay hamen "tum mango to jan bhi hazir hai" Faraz Aaj 20 ka load manga to kehtay hain "sari dukanen band hein.

Larki: Mujhay bohat Sardi lag rhe hai

Larki: Mujhay bohat Sardi lag rhe hai 
Larka: Meri Jacket Pehhn lo. 
Larki : Nai Mujhay apni Bah0on Mein lay lo. 
Larka: Sorry... Ye Islam mein Jaiz nahi hai . . . . . . 
SUBHAN ALAH keh kr Forward krain : 
hum lrky naik ho rhy hain.

Nhi yr bat wo nhi hai maine usko pehle b smjhaya tha k mre sath serious hone ki zarorat nhi,

Nhi yr bat wo nhi hai maine usko pehle b smjhaya tha k mre sath serious hone ki zarorat nhi,
us ko pata b hai me ksi or sa engaged hon or usko kbhi koi response b nhi diya phir b u know Us ne mjhe gift b dya hai, or uski czn ne aj mujhe cal ki, wo b uske pas bethi thi Or sb se zada herani mjhe is bat pr hai K log kitne Ghor se pora msg parh rahe hai k jaise mra koi Secret msg galti se chala gya ho... Hahahaha
(: KARACHI ki farigh awam..

10 tattay torain ge,

10 tattay torain ge,
1 tatta kacha,
Kanjri ka bacha,
Kanjri gayi chakle me,
Chakle se layi aalo,
Aalo baray kharab,
Hum ne pi sharab,
Sharab bari gandi,
Hum gaye mandi,
Mandi se laye randi,
Randi ki maari phudi,
Phudi se huwa kaka,
Police ne mara chaapa,
Main tera papa...!
Aur suna kaka.

Ye Dosti ka bandhen bi ketna ajeeb hota hay...! % Sahir % Ager

Ye Dosti ka bandhen bi ketna ajeeb hota hay...! % Sahir %
Ager
Dost mil jaye to baten khatm nahi hotin
Ager bichar jaye to yaden khatm nahi hoti.

Boy: apka naam kya hy?

Boy: apka naam kya hy?
Girl: pehan k bataon ya utar k?
B: kya matlab?
G: "PAYAL" naam hy mera, or aapka?
B: le kar bataon ya de kar?
G: matlab?
B:"PAPPI"

Oye mutthal.

Khoobsurti
ashwariya
Pe Khatam
Acting AMIR KHAN
Pe Khatam
Kissing emraan hasmi par khtam
Bowling shoaib akhter Pe Khatam
Or tum.
HaHaHa
"MUTTH"
Mar Mar K Khatam. / / l ( ;c(,,,)@ ) ,'; l /.
Oye mutthal.

A hurted line by a Boy Whose frnd request wasnt accptd by a Grl.on facebuk.

A hurted line by a Boy Whose frnd request wasnt accptd by a Grl.on facebuk.
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''Add Request hi to bheji thi.
Koi rishta thori bheja tha,kutti" :p :p

If d worgue of time is ristol by u n u r perdising it...

If d worgue of time is ristol by u n u r perdising it...
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Niche to aise dekh rahe ho jaise uper ki sari angrezi samajh aa gai..

Us K Chor Jaanay K Baad Ab Mohabbat Nahi Kartay

Us K Chor Jaanay K Baad Ab Mohabbat Nahi Kartay Kisi Say...
Thori c To Umar Hy,
Kiss Kiss Ko Aazmatay Phirain...!

Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 6 darakht 12 nhi dikhty.

Drinkers Gang:
Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 6 darakht 12 nhi dikhty..
Bar owner:
Bas kro kamino, samny 1 hi darakht hy. Ab kya jungle banaoge?? :;D

Aik bar jo gale laga kr rone dia hota,

Aik bar jo gale laga kr rone dia hota,
Hm ne b koi pal muhabat ka ji Lia hota
Toot k bikhar jata us k qadmon mein
Uski sanson ne mera nam to Liya hota.~.

Na jany Q Ye Raat udas kr deti hai Har Roz

Na jany Q Ye Raat udas kr deti hai Har Roz ...... "WASI"
Mehsos youn hota hai Jesy Bichar Raha ha sub kuch dhery Dhery.....
Good Night..!

Na ye arzoo hai K kisi ko bhulain hum,

Na ye arzoo hai K kisi ko bhulain hum,
Na ye tamanna hai K kisi ko rulain hum,
Bs itni dua hai apne RAB sy,
Jisko jitna yad kren usko utna yad ayen hum...

Kia Koi "INSAN" MATHS Parhe Bina ENGENIEER Ban Sakta Hai

Kia Koi "INSAN" MATHS Parhe Bina ENGENIEER Ban Sakta Hai ? BIOLOGY pare Bina DOCTOR ban sakta hai? LAW pare Bina WAKEEL ban sakta hai? Nahi Na..! Tou Phir Sochiye K Hm "QURAN" Aur "NAMAZ" Parhe Bina "MUSALMAAN" Kse Ban Skte hen. If u agree? 4rwd 2 Others. Sb k liye lamha fikriya hai! Ap sb b naik kam kijiye or mere liye dua kijiye allah talah mujhe or ap sb ko acha musalman bnne ki tofiq ata farmay (ameen) 

Tu ne ye soch kar Faqeerni Chod Di

Tu ne ye soch kar Faqeerni Chod Di
Bhosri Kay
K Something is better than nothing!!
Maza awami kha badmi
sudhar ja harami :-D

Teacher: whoever answers my next questions can go home

Teacher: whoever answers my next questions can go home
A boy throws his bag out of window
Teacher: who threw the bag?
Boy: me
I'm going home :-D

"Boobs available on Rent"......

A huge crowd was gathered today going up in front of library because of a simple spelling mistake...
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"Boobs available on Rent"......

2 Chohay Bike pe Ghoom rhy thy

2 Chohay Bike pe Ghoom rhy thy
1 hathi ne lift mangi.
Itny me 1 choha khra ho k bola.
Dekh lay
Phr teri MAA Kahy gi k unit k larko k 7 ghom rha tha ;-)

2 Women Talking :

2 Women Talking :
1st:Roz Subha Mera Dodh wala Boht Dabata Hy
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"BELL"
2nd:Mera To Newspaper wala Acha Hy Bilkul B Nhi Dabata Nechy se dal deta he.
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"akhbar"
lekin teri soch ko salam hai ustaad

Jis Phool Ki Parvarish Hum Ne Apni Muhabat Sy Ki

Jis Phool Ki Parvarish Hum Ne Apni Muhabat Sy Ki
"A dost
Jab Wo Khusbu K Qabil Hua To Oron K Liye Mehkny Laga

Zindgi Me 2 Baaten Hamesha Yad Rakhna

Zindgi Me 2 Baaten Hamesha Yad Rakhna


1.Hawa Chalti Hy To Patty Hilty Hen
2.Or Jub Nhi Chalti To Nahi Hilty


Hmary Sath rabta rakho gay t0h Genral knowldge barhy gi ;-

Pathan apny bap sy:

Pathan apny bap sy: Hamara shadi krwao

Bap:kis k 7?

Pathan:dadi k 7

Bap: nalaik wo hmara Maa he

Pathan:To tumne hamara Maa k 7 q shadi kia hm bdla lega Tmse.

Saanso'n Ki Mohallat Kab Khatam Ho Jaye

Saanso'n Ki Mohallat Kab Khatam Ho Jaye Maloom Nahi. "Dost"
Dard' Koi Mila Ho Meri Zaat Se To Maaf Kar De Na!:-)

A man has saved his girlfriend number as

!!Height of Creativity:
A man has saved his girlfriend number as
"BATTERY LOW"
Whenever she calls & he is not around, his wife plugs m0bile into charger!!

Pathan Park me betha tha

Pathan Park me betha tha
Friend: Kya kr rahe ho?
Pathan: Badla le raha hon
Friend: Kis se?
Pathan: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab me waqt barbad kr raha hon.

When in Romantic Mood

Its Easier 2 Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 40 Kg 
When in Romantic Mood
But
Its Quite Difficult To Pick Up A"Bori Of Atta" Of 20 Kg
When amma says beta aata ly ao;-)

Sardar thora pechay ki taraf hote howe bola

Sardr 1 ghar k niche
khara susu kr rha tha
Upar se 1 aurat boli
Nazar nai a raha
Diwar hai
Sardar thora pechay ki taraf hote howe bola
Ab dekho
nazar aarha hai

Wives Dont Get Pregnant After Many Attempts

*Irony Of Life*
"Wives Dont Get Pregnant After Many Attempts
&
"Girlfriends Get
Pregnant Even After Taking Many Precautions! :-D :p B-)

Chahat Paane Ke Liye Jee Rahe Ho,

Tum Agr Kisi Ki
Chahat Paane Ke Liye Jee Rahe Ho,
To Apne Dil Ki Baat Usy Bata Do,
Qk
Zindagi "Moqa" Km Aur "Dhoka"
Ziyada Deti He

Hr Insan ka 1 Attraction Fctor hota he

Hr Insan ka 1 Attraction Fctor hota he
jis ki wja se samne wale ka us sy bat krne ko dil chata hy
Write my Atractive fctor in this box.
~(..____________..)

Little BOY to his girlfrend:fu

Little BOY to his girlfrend:
Kal teli yad me may inna dub gaya.
Kal teli yad me may inna dub gaya.
Baitha tha me potty kalne or chaddi utaalna he bhul gaya :D

~Aaj Phir Bujh Gaye Jal Jal Ke Umeedo'n Ke Charagh,

~Aaj Phir Bujh Gaye Jal Jal Ke Umeedo'n Ke Charagh,
~Aaj Phir Taaro'n Bhari Raat Ne Dam Tor Diya,
~Jis Se Afsana-e-hasti Me Tasalsul Tha Kabhi,
~Us Mohabbat Ki Rivayaat Ne Dam Tor Diya,
~Jhilmilate Hue Ashko'n Ki Lari Toot Gayi,
~Jagmagati Hui Barsaat Ne Dam Tor Diya,
~Haye, Aadaab-e-Mohabbat Ke Taqazay, "Aat¡sH"
~Lab Hilay Aur Shikayaat Ne Dam Tor Diya.

B.V:Janu tum muje wese pyar nhi krte jese Shahrukh Khan

B.V:Janu tum muje wese pyar nhi krte jese Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me krta ha


Husband:wo pyar krne k 2crore leta ha tre baap ne mjhe aaj tak 200 nahi dye.

Faqir: Baji Allah k nam pr de do

Faqir: Baji Allah k nam pr de do
Aurat: sharm nhi ati road pr bheek mangte ho
Faqir: O ja mai apna kam Kr Ab Tere 1 rupe k lye office khol kr Mangun kia ??