An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as:

An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as:

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" Wanted wife "
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2 girls liked it

































And 140 men commented
" Meri leja " :P

Ek Shayer shop me ja kr bola:

Ek Shayer shop me ja kr bola:

Ek Ghilaaf-E-Auzar-E-Mazza-E-Mohabbat, 
Bandish-E-Izzafa-E-Nasal do



Shopkeper: kya?



Shayer ki Wife:
Chutiya ko condom do.

Hamesha Ghlat Hi Sochna

  ('.') Me Kesa

<) . (> Lag Rha
_/'!'\_ Hun?

Hamesha Ghlat Hi Sochna
Abay Ye Mera NARA Latak Rha Hai
TumKo To Sirf LORA Dikhai Deta Hai
Shokeen kahin ka.!

Faraz apnay beTay ko laRai se roktay hue arz karta hai:

Faraz apnay beTay ko laRai se roktay hue arz karta hai:


Guzaaro zindagi aman se, na karo jung

BeTe ne kaha:

Side pakaR lo abba !

Is ki to bhen ko lun;-)

Police: Tumne Faqeer ko Q mara.?

Police: Tumne Faqeer ko Q mara.? 

Pathan: Hum ne ise itni bar bola k hum aisa wesa aadmi nhi hai phr b bolta hai Ek bar de de Baba:-P

Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always

hi, Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck

Tera Chullu Tha K Tha Koi Tamancha Abbas,

Tera Chullu Tha K Tha Koi Tamancha Abbas, 

Aj Tk Nehar Ka Rukhsar Hai Neela Abbas. 

Lakh Karta Raha Darya Tera Picha Abbas, 

Tu Ne Thukra K Palat Kar BiNa Dekha Abbas. Hain Tere Naam K Duniya Mein Hazaro Bache, 

To Bi Zinda Hai Tera Naam Bi Zinda Abbas. 

Likh K Rakha Tha Jahan Lafze Wafa Raat Gae, 

SubhKo Uth K Jo Dekha To Likha Tha Abbas. 

Raakh Pani Ki Jagah Ati Nazar Darya Mei, 

Karti Zainab Jo Na Thanda Tera ...