Chahat Paane Ke Liye Jee Rahe Ho,

Tum Agr Kisi Ki
Chahat Paane Ke Liye Jee Rahe Ho,
To Apne Dil Ki Baat Usy Bata Do,
Qk
Zindagi "Moqa" Km Aur "Dhoka"
Ziyada Deti He

Hr Insan ka 1 Attraction Fctor hota he

Hr Insan ka 1 Attraction Fctor hota he
jis ki wja se samne wale ka us sy bat krne ko dil chata hy
Write my Atractive fctor in this box.
~(..____________..)

Little BOY to his girlfrend:fu

Little BOY to his girlfrend:
Kal teli yad me may inna dub gaya.
Kal teli yad me may inna dub gaya.
Baitha tha me potty kalne or chaddi utaalna he bhul gaya :D

~Aaj Phir Bujh Gaye Jal Jal Ke Umeedo'n Ke Charagh,

~Aaj Phir Bujh Gaye Jal Jal Ke Umeedo'n Ke Charagh,
~Aaj Phir Taaro'n Bhari Raat Ne Dam Tor Diya,
~Jis Se Afsana-e-hasti Me Tasalsul Tha Kabhi,
~Us Mohabbat Ki Rivayaat Ne Dam Tor Diya,
~Jhilmilate Hue Ashko'n Ki Lari Toot Gayi,
~Jagmagati Hui Barsaat Ne Dam Tor Diya,
~Haye, Aadaab-e-Mohabbat Ke Taqazay, "Aat¡sH"
~Lab Hilay Aur Shikayaat Ne Dam Tor Diya.

B.V:Janu tum muje wese pyar nhi krte jese Shahrukh Khan

B.V:Janu tum muje wese pyar nhi krte jese Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me krta ha


Husband:wo pyar krne k 2crore leta ha tre baap ne mjhe aaj tak 200 nahi dye.

Faqir: Baji Allah k nam pr de do

Faqir: Baji Allah k nam pr de do
Aurat: sharm nhi ati road pr bheek mangte ho
Faqir: O ja mai apna kam Kr Ab Tere 1 rupe k lye office khol kr Mangun kia ??

LUX Walo Ne Muj Se 5 Cror Ka Sawal Pocha?

LUX Walo Ne Muj Se 5 Cror Ka Sawal Pocha?
"Pakistan Mai Aisa Kon Hai Jo Saal Mai 1 Bar Nahata Hai?
Yaqen Karo 5 Cror Pe Laat Mar di Mgar Tumhara Naam Nhi Lia.