Pathan apny bap sy:

Pathan apny bap sy: Hamara shadi krwao

Bap:kis k 7?

Pathan:dadi k 7

Bap: nalaik wo hmara Maa he

Pathan:To tumne hamara Maa k 7 q shadi kia hm bdla lega Tmse.

Saanso'n Ki Mohallat Kab Khatam Ho Jaye

Saanso'n Ki Mohallat Kab Khatam Ho Jaye Maloom Nahi. "Dost"
Dard' Koi Mila Ho Meri Zaat Se To Maaf Kar De Na!:-)

A man has saved his girlfriend number as

!!Height of Creativity:
A man has saved his girlfriend number as
"BATTERY LOW"
Whenever she calls & he is not around, his wife plugs m0bile into charger!!

Pathan Park me betha tha

Pathan Park me betha tha
Friend: Kya kr rahe ho?
Pathan: Badla le raha hon
Friend: Kis se?
Pathan: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab me waqt barbad kr raha hon.

When in Romantic Mood

Its Easier 2 Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 40 Kg 
When in Romantic Mood
But
Its Quite Difficult To Pick Up A"Bori Of Atta" Of 20 Kg
When amma says beta aata ly ao;-)

Sardar thora pechay ki taraf hote howe bola

Sardr 1 ghar k niche
khara susu kr rha tha
Upar se 1 aurat boli
Nazar nai a raha
Diwar hai
Sardar thora pechay ki taraf hote howe bola
Ab dekho
nazar aarha hai

Wives Dont Get Pregnant After Many Attempts

*Irony Of Life*
"Wives Dont Get Pregnant After Many Attempts
&
"Girlfriends Get
Pregnant Even After Taking Many Precautions! :-D :p B-)