LUX Walo Ne Muj Se 5 Cror Ka Sawal Pocha?

LUX Walo Ne Muj Se 5 Cror Ka Sawal Pocha?
"Pakistan Mai Aisa Kon Hai Jo Saal Mai 1 Bar Nahata Hai?
Yaqen Karo 5 Cror Pe Laat Mar di Mgar Tumhara Naam Nhi Lia.

Sardar-Koi Aisi Gali Bana Jo Kissi Ne Suni Na Ho

Sardar-Koi Aisi Gali Bana Jo Kissi Ne Suni Na Ho
Pathan-Duniya K Saare LUnd 1 Jhopde Mein
Sardar-Wah
Pathan-Aur Woh Jhopde Teri wife K Bh00sde Mein..

When someone is so sweet to u, dont expect he will b like that all the time

When someone is so sweet to u, dont expect he will b like that all the time
Coz even the sweetest chocolate has an expiry date
Me??? I'm different
I'm alcohol!
No expiry, the older the better and
Addictive too :D

Start Abrivations

 Aries___________Romantic
Taurus_________Attitude
Cancer_________Intelligent
Capricorn_______Smart
Gemini_________Dashing
Leo____________Caring
Libra___________Sincere
Pieces__________Hardworking
Sagittarius______Lovely
Scorpio_________Simple
Virgo___________Beautiful
Aquarius________Cute what's yours ? ;)

If You are Genius solve it.

If You are Genius solve it.
4___4___4___4=20
In blanks me aap (plus, minus, divide, multiply k sign laga skte hain). 

Badshah: Aaj ager kisi ne muje koi naya phal pesh kia to mein usy inaam donga.

Badshah: Aaj ager kisi ne muje koi naya phal pesh kia to mein usy inaam donga.


Next day: 1wazir ne badshah ko bair pesh kia.
Badshah bht ghusa hua or hukum diya k ye bair is ki gand me daal do.


Wazir kabhi rota tha or kabhi hansta tha.


Jub logo ne pocha k tm hans kiun rhy ho or ro kiun rhy ho?


To wazir bola k dard ki waja se ro rha hon or hans is liye rha 


hon k bahar line mein 1 admi Tarboz le kr khara hai.

Student: bhag, taiz bhag, bhag teri maa ki... ;-) hahaha

Teacher:
Btao k fast, faster , fastest forms ko urdu mai kesay kahey gen?
Student: bhag, taiz bhag, bhag teri maa ki... ;-) hahaha